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good-dog-girls:My wife bought me this extremely round coyote bank. It is the roundest doggo. My friends on IRC are amused by fat doggo>It’s so fucking happy too, it’s adorable.>That’s what happens when you eat too many chickens>chubby doge>wha
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spjcegirls: NEV IS SO FUCKING EXTRA
boy-bomb: Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS
So true
Oni ni Hatsujou one of my personal favorites. <3 so cute and funny and good smex scenes. :D
onemerryjester: viagrah:undercover-witch:You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?So basically the only role your fabulousness has is
spitefulsquizzel: psych2go: If you like this post, check out psych2go. So you can stab them with it
so glad the snow is gone <3 ~Original content~
So basicall for about 90 seconds… ^_^
So this is my convo with a fuck ass today >.> Dude:Yo babe you hot, you gonna let me fuck? Me: Hell No, Gross ! No thank you ! Dude: Fuck you anyways, you ugly. Me: I DON’T SEE HOW YOU HATING OUTSIDE THIS PUSSY YOU CAN’T EVEN GET IN!
moghedien:the source of Kassandra’s trauma is her getting thrown off a cliff as a child, and then she spends the rest of her life climbing ridiculously unclimbable heights and jumping off of them, so she’s either coping really well or really, really
SO…UHM…WELL…That’s it, that’s all I did during the stream XDAh, the smell of shitposting… It was so FUN THO, I hope that I’ll get courageous enough to do another stream soon!
So, I’ve been trying to figure out the “anatomy of my Sans™” but also ugh, if I am to be 100% honest I dislike what my usual Pap looks like (so derpy and I cannot rly put much emotions into him and as u prolly know I LOVE making my expressions
LMAO i love u guys so much wtf
bladdershycutiepie: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love pee, we know, you love omorashi so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love guys pissing their pants,
So I my ex boss invited me to a pool party today… 5 mins in, looking around her house, I see this… R.I.P. lmao!
Omggggghgh so I’m really scared and nervous today cause I have to go to the doctor to do something and I got up and went to brush my teeth and I thought about it….. I got so nervous I started wettin my self o/////o I quickly grabbed my self to stop
I love my friends husband to death but he is really chatty and literally right when I get up to go pee … he’s calling me…Ignored it and tried to go pee first but he then texted 3 times beggin Me to call back fast so I stopped and called
So… if I doooo post my paypal would anyone actually donate to it lol…. Idk I’m just for some weird reason really nervous…. probably cause I hate to ask for money irl so asking strangers makes me feel a lil guilty and bad heh…
lightskintgawd: therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. Not all heroes wear capes.
assgod: weloveshortvideos: So many questions…. they bahh when they’re ripe so don’t pick them just yet
maxiesatanofficial: dracenines: OK so apparently a bunch of people with throwaway email accounts have been going around and submitting a music video from some underground garage band to people (the band has already said they’re not the ones doing
y are old ppl always so mad when u buy ripped pants ... y'all ripped apart the economy, so
an-old-school-butch: nightinngales: my condolences to anyone who slept with kyle Men are fucking pathetic. Guys don’t be so rude, this guy just learned about the existence of women yesterday
compoyo:No shade no discourse but Mexican can go ngl none of that food looks nice get better food pics lmao
slothblog: slothblog: OH MY GODDD IM SO FUCKING ANNOYED I NEED TO VENT GOD DAMMIT MY ANNOYING UGLY ASS WHITE BOY NEIGHBORS HAVE A “BAND” AND THEYRE ALWAYS PRACTICING AND THEY SUCK SO FUCKING BAD THIS GUY IS JUST YELLING AT ALL TIMES JUST FUCKING
teen-heat: Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed
milkyloveclay: so what we smoke weed so what we get drunk we gont give a fuck, were young and were free
ashestoashesjc: me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down caveman brain: it is so many spiders
so apparently i draw on paper better than i do on the computer but i’m so used to doing so on the computer that i keep mentally hitting crtl + z thinking it’ll erase the line for me.
so i just came home from the mall and i bought a new bra and matching underwear and idk i feel so much better than i was feeling this past week and ahhh it’s really dumb but i feel so happy right now wtf.
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
barasans: um welp i drew this a while back and am too ashamed of my sins to post it on my own blog so you can have it lmAO -sweats-
leeffi: i’ve been on a gaster kick lately, so i sorta went with it??? what can i say, i just really love this sad, void man lmao. (btw some of the images have caption!) also included some pre-core gaster! i’ve decided that i like the idea of my
So I broke my new phone a while back and I’ve been using my old phone because I’m too cheap to shell out 赨 for a screen replacement lmao but last night the battery and/or charging port on my old phone finally failed so I guess I have to go get
fartgallery: kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person Yeah man genetics are so weird amiright?
cyberbullys: when I was 12 I had a boyfriend and he got expelled from school and I never saw him again so I’ve never had the chance to break up with him so I guess I still have a boyfriend
ewc: nylo-noodlez: Go to art galleries, listen to good music, eat good food, smoke good weed & have great sex. this is so funny
absentions: it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time
harryedward: every time i listen to crew love i always forget the weeknd says “This ain’t no fucking sing along So girl, what you singing for?” and i stop singing along because i feel guilty and so called out
themochagoddess: throughkaleidscopeeyes: My favorite song channeling 2000’s video girl with the baggy jeans lmao this is so adorable.
jehovahhthickness: crying-in-vain: jehovahhthickness: Trust the universe’s timing. THIS IS SO FUCKING HARD WHEN YOU HAVE CHRONIC ANXIETY So do I but go off, I guess.
mmm, smells so gooooood
So gay 👽 (Don’t mind my door lmao)
itsrealfor-us: plightforexistence: letsrideonelephants: youcantairbrushpersonality: Hey so basically I convinced my 50 year old Somali Muslim father to dress up as a member of One Direction so I’d have the chance of winning a contest to meet them.
so yesterday i got a little valentine’s gift which i gave myself LMAO i imported this japanese ps vita because you never get awesome color choices in america pffftso i got it in my favorite colors pink/black ((points to fursona)) and i spent last
when your boobs are so big that you forget you put something in your bra to hold and you can’t feel it at all
averden: friend: *posts artwork*me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats
So I have this theory about a possible plot line in RWBY:So I think we can all agree that the group isn’t really into Ironwood’s plan about telling everyone about Salem right? So I think that there’s an EXTREMELY high chance of the Gang going
so I went to the supermarket and I found Oreo filled chocolate?! omf look at this
so there was this scene in the manga where everyone is just like omg Sasha and then there’s Mikasa looking like she’s gonna murder somebody with an axe and I was bored so i did a panel redraw thing 8’)
you know when there’s just so much stuff you want to get done and you don’t know where to start from so you kinda just stare at it and don’t do anything
esmeblaise: So I heard you like Karkat Happy B-Day :) hhHH so adorable thank youu!! <3 I love it!
so ive decided that once i get all the leftover achievements i wanna get on the main save file, i’ll go back to the new one and marry abigail bc idk why it just hit me recently how charming n precious she is
so…ive discovered alcohol is Nasty and trying multiple sips and shots of different things did not make it better and now i probably wont drink ever again lmaO
maburito: Okay so I know I already used this meme here to make it a rwde thingy but I just had this idea and I’m mono trash so here take it ( also this is totally canon )
sinoftangzents: Weiss: I hate you so much that sometimes I need a break when I hate you so I express less hatred towards you which is why I’m hugging and kissing you right now before I will continue hating you because I really do hate you and love
Lmao I’ve had a bad day so I went and got drunk
lil-spicypepper: Cider n a film in bed 💙 Also I cba to keep going and getting ice so I’m trying to think of a way to chill my cider in my room lmao
