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Okay so, pairing my sour diesel with this quesadilla was a superb idea <3
theepicsnocone: BORN THIS WAYhi so i like glee. and sara was all “omg draw trolls and kids with their shirts” and i was like “lol okay”so i didso yeah most ashamed of shirts.
playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week.
Okay I’m really glad at all the positive reception this comic has been getting because I was -so worried- people would get on me about it being out of character. I’m so happy people like this thing because I’m having a lot of fun with
So, okay, before you ask, there’s this incredible writer named Chuck Tingle that has all of these fascinating, captivating titles for his works of genius. This was the first, original one that I was introduced to, so I decided to… …wait,
The woman who secretly filmed Banksy while he was prepping his exhibition can honestly go to hell.
victor-vondoom: i was sprawled out on david’s bed listening to music while he was putting food out for bruiser and marley and i was like, “we should have sex” and he calls back, “okay, but can i wear my hat?” so naturally i was like, “what
bogleech: sacculetta: So, that’s two episodes of the new PPG in a row, with two jokes about men in dresses and how funny that is, and one joke about how bullfighting is perfectly okay and harmless to the bull, and six different people who apparently
saturniata: kawaii-kozume: saturniata: ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk Oh? Would you elaborate? okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since
ineffable-feels: loracarol: I know it’s fun to joke about Aziraphale lying to God, but I bet dollars to doughnuts God was like “okay, so you’re lying for the sake of the humans? The humans I made? The humans I made for all you angels to take care
strikerofdeath0:Danny phantom accidentally kills the Joker and his defense is “okay how was I supposed to know that the dude who looked like that and attacked me was human? It’s not my fault you humans are so squishy! A ghost would have taken
underweartuesday: hi, this is my favorite jacket that my bf owns. he wore it on our first date and I was like “..okay, got me”. and then there’s this perfect bra I bought back then in Amsterdam. two of my favorite things to wear, so I captured
okay so i finished night vale and i have to tell you tumblr i was vERY DISILLUSIONED that Cecil was not this suave dresser with a predilection for purple vests and bow ties like the fanart lead me to believe, but rather, a FASHION NIGHTMARE and i’ve
okay so today in government class we were talking about Ferguson and as the only POC in the class, I was taking the more unpopular side of the debate and saying that racist bias was a huge factor in how the case was mishandled and some kid looked me dead
fleshdroid: I was signing up for amnesty society and the guy at the stall was like ‘are you from England?’ so I said ‘yeah’ and he was like ‘wow that must be so cool’ so I was just kinda like ‘um it’s okay’ and he looked like he had
candycoats: minibutts: another futa commission um, okay so like, the picture was still loading and I just saw the vag and I was like, well it’s an okay picture I guess but then I saw the whole thing and I reblogged it. Omai~
OKAY I AM SUCH AN EMOTIONALLY VOLATILE BEAR. My SO was like “Aw yeah piggy back ride on me~” In the process of piggy back riding, I slammed my funny bone, scraped my knee, and nearly fell off. We walked across the house. How do I pull
TMI Eremin headcanons ಥ⌣ಥ Eren likes to be restrained and shit, because it’s what he’s into. That’s cool and Armin’s totally okay with slapping him around and putting him in his place (with proper amounts of safe words/motions
ok so it looks like this laptop is on its last legs. to be fair, i’ve had it able to exist for about six/seven years, which is a great run. so I’m looking at laptops rn and I think I’m going to get a pretty cool one, bc I’m
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I managed to scrape together 50 summoning stones. So I was like I have nothing to lose, so I’ll just try once more for the fucking vamp.Use stones -> get lightning -> GET A FUCKING WATER TAOIST?! I mean yeah okay Gildong is good for ToA but…
manuel-jacinto: okay, so that post about how taika waititi wouldn’t be afraid to use britney spears’ toxic in a fight scene and well, my finger slipped
mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really goodreblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)
other-bronte: Okay, so I initially thought the person in this gifset was black, because I guess the stockings looked very skin-like, so when they stuck their hands in their ass crack and started ripping everything wide open I was like “AGH JEEZ YOUR
whoa, man, whoa. What a ride that was like dang, infobomb and, like, dang man that was so good!! Just, so much to process though so forgive me while I try and organize my thoughts.First, okay, so Topaz is great. She’s great. I really hope we see her
voldemortspatronads: Okay so this is a map of Panem.. Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this
doctorwhofan777: fjordslorn: so when my grandpa died i inherited this little plastic monk guy that always sat on the shelf in my grandparents’ bedroom i was like “okay cool a little monk friend” and then my mom told me to push down its head
delia88pri: xenaphobiia: xenaphobiia: I hope the last panel of Naruto Gaiden is the Uchiha family in a new family portrait , smiling all together and Sasuke holding Sakura close to him while Sarada stands in the middle <3 OKAY SO I WAS LIKE 90%
ladyegcake:masykruger: One beautiful night ladyegcake and i got really high and we picked associated candy\baking for every homo + tae and sei, then i screamed LETS MAKE IT COLLAB BRO so the story has begun. It was a long rough 5 months long path
setsuri: Yayyyys! I was very lucky to be able to grab a room at the special N+ Chiral collaboration room with Karatetsu at Omiya~!! They have special collaboration drinks and coasters so I got Sweet pool Youji (dark bloody red pulpy syrup with soda
fjordslorn: so when my grandpa died i inherited this little plastic monk guy that always sat on the shelf in my grandparents’ bedroom i was like “okay cool a little monk friend” and then my mom told me to push down its head thanks grandpa
flatabsandthighgaps: paradiseofhealth: did-you-kno: Source k throwing up right now So I was legit hoping that this was something where it was taken out of proportion, like, okay, everything has water in it for the most part, and it was like that
edwardspoonhands: liamdryden: hermionejg: asammyg: keybladesoras: Are you Team Peeta or Team Gale? THANK YOU. swoon Who was like “okay this time round we’re not subscribing to that crap when we talk to the press” because so far every interview
phosphorescentt: “at least I still have eyebrows when I take my makeup off” okay but they’re never on point so idk why you’re speaking
thesanityclause: amandaillustrates: my entire body seized up looking at this lkjalsdfkj I’ve had this done multiple times. It is NOT GREAT. Even the provider doing it was like “Okay, so this is going to go so far back it’s going to TOUCH YOUR
brattiest-b: If he was like ”okay I’ll have sex with you but i have to kill you after” I would say sure. don’t care. so worth it
kingcamification: Disney really saw the racist blowback from casting zendaya as mj and was like “okay! we heard you, so we’re gonna take arguably our most popular princess and do the EXACT. SAME. THING.” checkmate racists
okay so chester was high today and posted a status about it and started typing like he was drunk to look cool what the fuck
okay so it’s not a baby-baby picture of me, but it’s the only one I have on my computer of me super young. I’m like on a sugar high lmao ignore that bitch on the left though, we’re not friends anymore >:(
OKAY SO CHECK THIS OUT. I was digging through my closet like 2 days ago and I found this sticker book I bought back in the 5th Grade (11 years old) I never used any of the stickers in it and its all still perfectly in tact. So I was looking through it
femme-cutie: Okay so last night undercut girl told me that she had a surprise for me. Well it turns out that this surprise is her getting her freak on and getting kinky with me. We don’t really do a lot of kinky stuff together, so this was like the
i put in the slightly bigger (they say it’s medium, but hardly) plug and messed around with it and it felt so good. but then after i masturbated, my butt was like okay it’s time for it to come out. i kept pushing it back in but yeah, it just got pushed
johnniewaswolf: i have jury duty tomorrow ugh “civic duty” so i went and they were like you’ll need 3-7 days if you get picked and if you don’t have that time available then you need to be excused or postpone and i was like okay well i don’t
odric-master-swagtician: odric-master-swagtician: I really…fucking hate customer service. Like… Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers. Part of my
So uh in that leaked fight, Alexandrite was about to breath fucking FIRE so like??? Can Ruby do that??? Also Malachite was making fucking ice so Lapis can most likely do that so can Sapphire control water to some extent??? I NEED ANSWERS
Steven Faces
I love Garnet’s voice so much man like she fucking says ‘You have a lobster on your butt’ and I was utterly consumed with lust
So for one of my projects I’m doin a little Steven universe animation and a lot of people complemented on it cuz they seen the show but this one girl was like ‘okay but mystery girl tho’ and I was like ’ oh hell yeah where can
hollywood0708: motorcyclegirlfriends: “I have had the privilege of meeting so many young girls that have visited set this season and I’m always blown away by their faces when they see the cape and the ’S’ and the whole costume and just how
angel-baez: biggest plot twist of 2017: getting leaks for new star vs the Forces of evil episodes before getting leaks for the new Steven Universe episodes
So here’s that REALLY angsty DT/ATLA comic I said I was doin!We went pretty ham in the You Beautiful Idiot discord server with this AU, like we got legit 4 Books plotted out it’s insane! This particular scenes context is that Magica is a Bloodbender
okay so i was gonna draw a pon3con pony keychain and a lemontwist keychain and a forever keychain and a derpy but like what if i didn’t how about i don’t
mothensidhe:brotherbluerose:Guysyou know how tumblr will suggest blogs to you well i was just scrolling along and i see thisand i was like okay cute fairy stuff haha yeah that’s nice but then i actually looked at the examples and so i had to go to
So I was having mind-blowing sex with this boy a couple hours ago, when we were both getting pretty close he moaned “oh, dude. dudeee” Like LOL okay I can dig that sentiment. It wasn’t even weird because the sex was sooooo good…
