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puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
I edited the last piece so it doesn’t suck as much \o/! if you see the new version, you won’t be able to unsee the old version’s suckage \o/!this is what I get for being a perfectionist \o/!thanks and I hope you’re having a wonderful day with
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
I was such a creep on the late bus today omfg I was sitting across from this gorgeous guy and he had his eyes closed and his earphones in and he looked like he was sleeping and the sun was shining on him from the window so his hair and skin was like
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
visibilityofcolor: I hate it when people are so against teaching young white kids to recognize their racism. Like people will literally say shit like “oh they’re too young to be taught about racism, that’s harmful!” but like children of color
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
bannableoffense: lizzidoll: hypnosiskinks: wrigglesandgiggles: ditzy-dolls: Being brainless feels so good. Martha was trying to stand up, she really was. It was like she was asleep, though. Like she was floating outside of her body. Being brainless
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
ask-sashapotato: So I found an English version of Guren no Yumiya and I took a little time to put it together with the video to give everyone a feel for what an English dub might potentially look like! (ps, it was higher quality but tumblr said the
Heads up to the OUAT fandom: You guys have no idea how fortunate you are with this casting. You are getting a GRADE-A LADY RIGHT NOW so you best treat her right -sincerely, the fringe fandom
flipped my icon for today so it can look like its wearing the hat
kevinfuckintran: ok so yesterday my brother and i had to help out my mom’s friend dig a ditch bc his pipe was broken and we had to dig to get to it and i was inside drinking water when my brother came inside and was like “dogs… there are so many
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
anyways, I’m over being upset about the episodes airing early internationally (I was actually over it when I woke up but I got annoyed by all the messages I woke up to telling me I couldn’t be upset and I’m stubborn so I was upset for an extra hour
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
bhbbh: 1pss: once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was so focused on drawing and this was on the screen and he was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. WELL IT ISNT FUNNY YOUNG LADY. and so i was like, “no dad, its not what
clavid: ok so in 7 hours i get my wisdom teeth out and so i cant eat or drink anything after 3:00 a.m. so i was like going to the kitchen to get a drink of water and so i got a big glass and as i was drinking it SOMEONE’S FACE WAS IN THE WINDOW WATCHING
It can be so emotionally draining having a fuck buddy, when all you really want is someone who’d lay in bed next to you and watch cops.
iswearimnotnaked: iswearimnotnaked: i was working w this guy last week and he was like “hey try my coffee” and i was hesitant but he was like “i don’t have any germs” and he’s kinda cute so i was like w/e it’s just a coffee and turns out
pipistrellus:kuzujuk:When I was little I thought all large predators had to be either cats or dogs, so I was like “is a bear a cat or a dog?” and my mother was like “it is a bear” and I was like“No.” #ironic update: the order carnivora is
I literally just watched Gaga throughout my whole lab. She was so fucking beautiful, had a bitch crying.
egberts:my five year old brother was just like “whys there a sun” and im distracted so i was like “idk” and he was like “UGH ITS JUST A MYSTERY BIG GIANT LIGHT BULB” and im laughing so hard omfg
bongfucker: so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
cigarettesafteraffection: When I first made my tumblr account I was so scared to repost porn so I was just liking the pictures and I was feeling like an undercover slut
weissidian: Inktober Day 8: Yang Xiao Long (RWBY) Okay so the first idea was to draw team RWBY, then I figured the page was too small, so I was like cool I’ll just draw Blake and Yang, but then that was costing me too much time to plan out so I just
while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT
oh so the other day people thought it would be funny to go into a sex shop so we went in and the lady told me I was too young to be there and I was like ‘im 21..’ and it was so awkward
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
darfins so cute, I had no ride home so he picked me up and was like ‘you must be hungry where you do want to go?’ and we went to mcdonalds but he was like ‘drive thru is too long, lets eat inside’ and we sat there for like 1.5 hours talking
hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui
do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade
also I’m in love and he makes me cum so hard and sometimes he looks at me during sex and there’s this power where I feel like he’s staring into me and I’m so hungry for him but I’m so happy and overcome with how much I love him so I just grab
THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL, im finding conversations from forever ago but my first real ex was a TEDDY BEAR. and im rereading things and my god he was so cute and sweet and caring and then I read ‘we talked about it on the phone last night’ and I forgot
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
there was a little boy dressed as a wolf that knocked the door and i gave him the tray so he could take what he wanted and he only took /one/ piece of chocolate so i was like, nooo take more so then he took A BIG HANDFUL and his dad was like ‘woah
anonei replied to your post: i was bored UoU ~ OH MY GOD, I WAS WAITING FOR THIS <3 you look so amazing what a cutie, what a nice calliope~ awww so nice thank you so much hun ;o; <33 i haven’t cosplayed her in a year so i was like welp lets
hinoneko:I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere. Like, obviously Pokemon is still
idk what happened last night. i had already masturbated and was like, chill. then i was talking to boston boy and he wanted to see my boobs so i was like okay. but he’s one of those dummies who loves ass so i decided to be nice and sent him pictures
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW OKAY NO U DONT UNDERSTAND I AM SO PROUD OF U RN I WAS LISTING TO THEM TALK ABOUT U AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THATS MY JEN THEY LIKE GOOD SHE DESERVES ALL THE LOVE BECAUSE
so everyone was like draW IT DRAW IT and I.. ok my inbox is full of jar of dirk jokes dammit guyss ahah – aand added the last part B) I’m not sure what happened #he’s free
lolhellno: lolhellno: i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for 迱 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal you’re all going to jail for reblogging this
simsgonewrong: Aw look at that house isn’t that so cute??? That’s what I thought, I said, “Ea did a really good job let me go inside” So I did right I was looking around And It’s a pretty normal, mediocre house like typical EA so I was like
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
virgil-in-the-bathroom: calamity-ashley: demonsgold: justketerthings: solarpunkarchivist: darkersolstice: grimehands: luckylesbiano: spacefroggity: luckylesbiano: orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a
