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“Aw well if you’re that horny, I guess I could throw you a pity fuck, little brother. But we’re related, so we’re not supposed to do this, y'know. Just this once.”

“It’s so nice that you took me all the way up to Quebec for my eighteenth birthday just so I could drink, big brother. I think I know just how to repay the favor later. I hope I’m not misreading some signals…”

So you thought you could come down here and convince my girls to go to your shelter?“Y-yes.”Cos you thought your life is so much better than theirs?“No, that’s not… not…”But deep down you’re just like them.“No… not true…”You

anicegoodboy: attagoodboy:No baby, we really need to do this. I’ve seen all that porn on your computer so I know what you fantasize about when you play with yourself. It is so degrading to women and it disgusts me. I could just tell you not to fantasize

just-cheyin:With and without background. (which is not mine, it’s a scene from Attack on Titan that I borrowed.)IM SO HAPPY TO BE DONE WITH THIS. I could cry. I am so happy with how it came out even though it practically killed me. Yay! Thank you very

toasty-toast-art: They just grow up so fast snifflesA very happy birthday to markiplierI wish I could type down my feelings but that’s not important, relevant or interesting so just know that we love you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

dekopxn: Everything comes to an end. How dramatic sounded that just now…! Not an ending as properly known but a long, long pause. I took this decision of leaving months ago because, does it really need an explanation? Precious rp partner leaving,

When I finally finish remaking and uploading these stickers on the shop, you can finally get the chance to stick a blushing Bertholdt on your bed and say, “Damn, Bert really looks good on my bed.” and you’ll thank me.I’ve got several more of

gentledom: you resting after living out our passion. We enjoyed each other so much until we just could not go on any longer, felt exhausted but so sated as well. Now, regain your strength so that we can go on once you wake up with your craving lust that

I wanted to show off my new choker, so I decided that I could make it into a topless Tuesday for you all. Not to mention it’s a good excuse to put off writing my paper. I just fell in love with this the moment I saw it, and it fits against my

fuckyeahhoseandheels: gettingbusyintheoffice: So do we have a sale, Mr. Beedle? We are close - but not quite there, Miss Stevenson. Maybe if you could see to parting the gulf between us a bit… Well, we could talk about that - or I could just part

anne720: When I first got to work today I could go along with it when people asked me to show them that I’m not wearing panties. But every time I did that I got more excited. So if you ask me now I just can’t help but play a bit, too.

You all know I love data so I did something to unwind before getting to writing (I might not be human). I really wish I could get data over time for these things, but will just have to accumulate that for myself I guess.Visuals after the jump, but here

YOU GUYS. She’s not just a badass banjo goddess. She sings so beautiful that it brings tears to my eyes. Seriously look at everybody’s face. Everyone is so happy. That’s magic. I really wish I could hear the first part to this song.

relahvant: these animals are fucking ridiculous i want 14124 of them How could you not just want one of these crazy little dogs there great little guys/girls so cute.

redmacha: thor0401: Having fun…..importent…. Spelling…importANT Lily? Are you just fucking with me😂 LMAO, no sadly I am not…I wish I could take credit for doing so. Wish I had thought of it. Maybe next time :D Still lmao

dailyflicks:Our friend is dead. So if you could just like not escalate the situation, that’d be great.Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) dir. Halina Reijn

secretlysaucy: So a good suggestion from “Mr. Anonymous” was a Playboy Bunny and I could just not resist. Hope you like :D I want~ < |D’‘‘‘

korbinnian: tootsienoodles: charmedbeaker: if weeping angels only move when you’re not looking, then nobody has ever seen the way they move… so for all we know, they could skip or twirl or aggressively chicken dance toward a person, just really

closetfizzle: Fizzle: W-wow. Thanks everyone! You guys are awesome! Over 700 followers! I- I don’t know what to say, but… wow. I- I wish I could give you all bro hugs - w-which aren’t gay… at all… - b-but that’s just not possible, so, out

micdotcom:Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back. Unfortunately, in some places, it can get you fired just for mentioning it. Which is really fucked up. e.e

evehlyart:These are all pretty low res to begin with (ranging between 500 and 1000px) since I was only gonna use them to decorate the page a little bit, so you could probably just rip the images straight from the patreon and not lose any res. But

hattedhedgehog: What do you mean, “too short?” Damn dwarves are just too tall, anyone can see that. Bilbo could have easily picked up a tree stump or something, but he was really determined to prove how NOT SHORT he was.

….you told your brother he was a cyborg just so you could run the business? Is this the distant future version of telling a sibling they were adopted? Because this take it to a WHOLE new level

ineptshieldmaid: the-future-now: Yes, electricity-free air conditioning is a real thing — and it kills two birds with one stone. Follow @the-future-now Oooh. So apparently it’s not just that the cool air comes in from outside - otherwise you could

Y'know, I could easily see Garnet without shades being an exclusive variant at some point. The base mold doesn’t have the glasses so it’s probably a fairly simple matter of coloring the eyes and just not afixing the glasses and boom, you have

agentdanascully:She’s a hero to me, and just an icon and someone I’ve admired forever. And so you never know what it’s going to be like when you meet those people. She could not be nicer. She could not be more genuine and generous, and she’s a

butiknevvhim: the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get

female-omorashi7: EmilyHey, guys just wrote this I didn’t expect this to go on so long it was just meant to be a caption. Not sure whether or not to make this into a series. I don’t really know what would happen next. So I thought you could tell

pigletpuffin: Okay, so since I just got a snapchat and I’m not giving it out, I figured the least I could do is show you all what you’re missing.

ignorant-hoodrat-ginger: fuckinginactivity: fairymascot: fashioninfographics: A visual glossary of Skirt types OH MY GOD SO HELPFUL g*psy isn’t a skirt type ITS A RACIAL SLUR could you not just say “flowing” or something goddamn @fuckinginactivity:

professormonkeybusiness: A little under-table footsie?! How long could you sit there & take it? I’m struggling just to sit there & look at her much less w/ her feet rubbing my cage!! Once again I’m not a foot guy, but that’d be so effing

professormonkeybusiness: A little under-table footsie?! How long could you sit there & take it? I’m struggling just to sit there & look at her much less w/ her feet rubbing my cage!! Once again I’m not a foot guy, but that’d be so effing

myaddicktion: “Don’t worry, you’ll get it all the way down. You’re just not used to so much cock, but we’ll fix that. Practice makes perfect and we’re in no hurry. Hell I bet your husband could spend all damn weekend sitting over there playing

korbinnian: tootsienoodles: charmedbeaker: if weeping angels only move when you’re not looking, then nobody has ever seen the way they move… so for all we know, they could skip or twirl or aggressively chicken dance toward a person, just really

korbinnian: tootsienoodles: charmedbeaker: if weeping angels only move when you’re not looking, then nobody has ever seen the way they move… so for all we know, they could skip or twirl or aggressively chicken dance toward a person, just really

usuallycrazy: Twitch Plays Pokemon is the wildest thing I have ever watched and I frankly can’t stop. If you’ve been living under a rock (or you’re just not up on Pokemon news, that could be a thing, in which case, your life must be so very sad),

shesawhiskeylover: kardashy: i honestly could not tell you why this made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

fuck-wit-me-you-know-i-got-it: Have you ever felt so alone, so unwanted and not needed that you could just leave and no one would notice.

usuallycrazy: Twitch Plays Pokemon is the wildest thing I have ever watched and I frankly can’t stop. If you’ve been living under a rock (or you’re just not up on Pokemon news, that could be a thing, in which case, your life must be so very sad),

pulsaroflove: emilypollution: So..i had a lot of you guys inboxing me about how I put up my beehive, so I thought I could show you in pictures! I really hope you enjoy it. I’m not so good at explaining, so I hope you understand. If not, just inbox

hobbitwhiskers: charmedbeaker: if weeping angels only move when you’re not looking, then nobody has ever seen the way they move… so for all we know, they could skip or twirl or aggressively chicken dance toward a person, just really quickly…

jaynelovesdick: just because i was smart enough to get fake blue eyes, fake blonde hair, and fake boobs so i could pass for a girl when i was young doesn’t mean you shouldn’t start today you are not getting any younger sweetie blowjob——love:

the-milk-eyed-mender: emilypollution: So..i had a lot of you guys inboxing me about how I put up my beehive, so I thought I could show you in pictures! I really hope you enjoy it. I’m not so good at explaining, so I hope you understand. If not, just

colorpsychedelic: NO YOU GUYS DO NOT UNDERSTAND PB DReSSED UP CANCELLED ALL HER FUCKING APPOINTMENTS SO SHE COULD HAVE LUNCH WITH MARCELINE LIKE SHE BLEW OFF A DOZEN IMPORTANT PEOPLE JUST SO SHE CAN HANG OUT WITH MARCELINE IF THAT’S NOT HELLA

laceandsilk: Do you ever get really turned on by something you just should not be turned on by and sit back and reevaluate your morals and ask how evolution could go so wrong when it created your fucked up kinks?

wordsmatty: whenwolvesplay.tumblr.com Thank you so much for this lovely submission. I could say quite a few things about it, but I think that I will just let it speak for itself. Also, if you have not checked this couple out, you are truly missing out!

korbinnian: tootsienoodles: charmedbeaker: if weeping angels only move when you’re not looking, then nobody has ever seen the way they move… so for all we know, they could skip or twirl or aggressively chicken dance toward a person, just really

prasejeebus: These 2 girls who could not have been more than 10 walked into Starbucks and the one had her friend on speakerphone and she was like “Honestly you are being so rude I just asked if you wanted to go to the carnival, I didn’t ask for attitude”

Alana stood in the doorway so Mr. Crude had to stop and listen to her.“I had to get waxed just so I could wear this today. You’d better not let that go to waste. I’m expecting you to get me messy before I leave here!” she said.“You got waxed?

buttsandbeard: Felt like my butt looked really pretty today so I thought it should be shared n.nWhen is it not darling! Thank you for sharing your great butt. Could they be any sweeter? <3

stayed up to play a game and talk to my boyfriend but he just stood me up :) so happy :) but not really :)

ughhhhh I am so FUCKING mad edit: I’m just so fucking pissed because I am always pretending to be this person to different people. And I guess you could call me fake, but it’s not as though I do it to impress people. It’s just

i mean the fact that prince harry would date meghan markle and not me?????i have been in love with him for YEARSand i am ALSO half blackand like really YOU COULDN’T PICK ME OVER HER??JUST BECAUSE SHE’S ON TVgod fucking dammityou stupid fucking ginger

rtpx69originals:Just so only you could take it off! I was hoping you would! Guess not!

ikimaru: “And one day we will find a way towards this distant golden age THE CRIES OF WAR WILL SOUND THE DAY WE STAND BEFORE THE DAWN OF A NEW WORLD!” I jUSt.. really wanted put as much of the story in one picture as I could we’ve come so far

and more than anything i just wish i could look at you and not feel so hurt.

So, after a few completely horrid days around here, I get not just one, but TWO messages of creative encouragement from you, like giant hugs after falling & skinning my knees. The wounds still sting, but it’s going to be OK. I wish I could press

4gifs: Your life has been a lie. [video] Or you could just not pour juice like an idiot 6 inches above the glass “life hacks” are so stupid, ugh

tootsienoodles: charmedbeaker: if weeping angels only move when you’re not looking, then nobody has ever seen the way they move… so for all we know, they could skip or twirl or aggressively chicken dance toward a person, just really quickly…

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