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libra-snakes: Why are people so afraid of kink or bdsm? Especially if it is consenual and the two people know what they are doing and can communicate their needs? Why do people have to blow things out of proportion that happens to be fun and relaxing
barfy: snake-farm: nevver: Children’s Nuclear Warning Poster (1979) I’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and I just do not get it. People who haven’t read Scarfolk Council need to experience it. Seriously if you haven’t visited
quickscoped: allisonhm: serpentsniper: I loike snakes more but this nails it B) This is what I do, but I get yelled at for it! (Kinda interested in making this a comical spirit animal meme for Tumblr people. Like Allison would have a darn cute baby
cyancapsule: Medusa! Wanted to doodle a snakey girl so drew this. The idea is that the gaze of her hair-snakes turn people into stone, so she can use her flute to make them nap in case she wants to hang out with a puny human! Support me on Patreon for
galacticvaporeon: people wanted “ snake dalton x emi ” so here ! big snakes
celtichounds:I saw the adorable trend of people drawing their snakes as raptors and decided to participate with this doodly-thing. I have an aberrant stripe California kingsnake and she’s the best snake ever.
submissive-bookworm: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: she-devil-kotie:thefingerfuckingfemalefury: simplysweet-serenity:I LOVE THIS I can’t understand how people are scared of snakes when they have faces that literally look like the face of a beanie
housewifeswag: jenari: I love snakes, but no. Not just no, HELL NO would I sleep with a constrictor around my body. when I was younger I used to walk around with mine around my neck, lol. apparently it freaked a lot of people out. #housewifeswag
totallyfubar: amernda: totallyfubar: snufflechops-plastic: totallyfubar: snufflechops-plastic: totallyfubar: snufflechops-plastic: totallyfubar: snake-lovers: Double headed Alibino Milk Snake HOW CAN PEOPLE WANT UNICORNS WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS
dakotaaaa: A Beauty and the Beast story set in the American South~For real, alligators are like my number one irrational fear. I like spiders, snakes, and heights just fine, but I can NOT deal with alligators. I don’t understand how people in states
natgeofound: A group of people gather round and watch a snake charmer at work in India, 1923.Photograph by Hans Hildenbrand, National Geographic
eli-sunday: biddybatch: adriofthedead: slow-riot: NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM EVER AGAI at first I was like WHOAAA and then I was like AAAUGH I was like “precious babu, why people hatin’ on snakes” and then I couldn’t breathe punched myself in
cobbscomedyclub: Jim Jefferies On Religion Horrible Blasphemy Panda Highly likely to offend people who believe in fairy tales, zombies, US Republican politicians, talking snakes, talking bushes, paedophilia, slavery, creationism, bigotry, intolerance
fuckingfurries: remember that time when 2 the Ranting Gryphon said that depressed people should just kill themselvesRemember that 2gryphon is a disgusting person and needs to be forced out of the fandom.- Snake Mod
You know those people who inject themselves with various types of snake venom, hoping to build an immunity for when they get bitten? Yeah, it doesn’t work for me. Playing a game like this is like injecting myself with venom - a small dose here
iguanamouth: bakuryuuha: THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN look again
original-plastic: Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
Honestly can people do more research into animals before they start immediately assuming that white people who keep big snakes are morons who are keeping the pet equivalent of a nuke in their house? I don’t care bout the whole race side of it but leave
drinking-tea-at-midnight: fattyatomicmutant: People who still stand by Trump even tho they now regret their vote: I still believe in the person who sold me the snake oil, even though I keep taking it and my symptoms are getting worse. people who
autumn-prose: koolaidicecubes:owlmylove: milesupshitcreek: satin is a treadmill for snakes please watch this They’re probably so angry So, animal people, explain exactly why the snake can’t fucking move?
queenshulamit: maraudinq: If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money
nemfrog:“Things that snakes do not do.” Hypnotize birds, milk cows, jump at people. Snakes. 1949.
glumshoe:tealime9:glumshoe:dirtyzucchini:glumshoe:ang3lba3:glumshoe:transparent-alias:glumshoe:uminoakiko:glumshoe:It’s awkward when people ask me “Is this snake venomous?” about little rear-fanged colubrids like garter, hognose, and ring-neck snakes
wakeupslaves: Medusa – The Libyan Dark Moon Serpent Goddess Most people when they hear the name Medusa instantly visualise a scary snake monster with a face so terrifying that just one glance will turn a man to stone. What only few people realise
the-awkward-turt: animalwelfareresources: Comic: Cottonmouth Myth and Facts | Living Alongside Wildlife 90% of the time when people think a snake is “chasing” them it’s actually just running towards a hiding place that is either between the snake
cameoamalthea: super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE What morph is that? I searched the image on google and it appears to be a Mystic Potion
youtaggedthatsnakewrong: downtroddendeity: averymuether: This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this
darlingeddiegluskin: super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE “I am my own blankie.”
snoots-and-boops: averymuether: This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and
canape-official: trilllizard666: canape-official: Remember when people thought this was a bullshit shitpost too far out to be true never forget that people figured out that there were two big bosses because of how the snake in mgsvttp is willing to
mothernaturenetwork: A certain venomous snake bites people in their sleepResearchers aren’t sure why the snakes saw fit to bite sleeping humans, but suspect the snakes may have been looking for a warmer places to curl up for the night.
birdandmoon:Snakes are amazing! High five (/tail?) to all the snake fans. The species in this comic are gray-banded kingsnake, smooth greensnake, baby black racer, and timber rattlesnake. They’re not to scale vs the people - most are pretty small.Original
scalestails: This is an example of a snake that is inspecting you but NOT about to bite! I see a lot of people get scared or nervous if their snake does this to them. Adrian here was simply smelling me and expecting to get picked up and fed. He is also
thedailywhat: This Isn’t Photoshopped of the Day: Snake on a Plane During an early flight to Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea this morning, people onboard the plane had a dramatic “Snakes on a Plane” moment after a passenger noticed a rather large
averymuether: This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it
letshearitforthisclown: why are the people who call other people degenerates the same ones that subsist entirely on social security and jerk off exclusively to snakes with tits
snake-dad: it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone
snake-snack-stede:I love that the crew’s fuckery is just. part of blackbeard’s legend now. those dutch sailors are gonna be telling people about a WITCH and ANOTHER WITCH in its cat form that are just tagging along with blackbeard. he’s
