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My daughter usually has a smartass answer for everything, but the morning I woke her up with my fatherly love was the first time in a very long time that she was speechless. I guess she was lost for words now that her dreams were finally coming true!Â
daughterlover: My daughter usually has a smartass answer for everything, but the morning I woke her up with my fatherly love was the first time in a very long time that she was speechless. I guess she was lost for words now that her dreams were finally
The young smartass couldn’t help himself. He knew he was a poseur, wearing sports kit but never mucking in on the court or the field. He was up to his usual pissing about, mocking on the true athletes in the park–until one of the lads approached
little-smartass: blueexorcist7898: skycream: Just look at all of their faces individually i cant even Omg stop i can’t not reblog this I’m in mobile so I can only assume it’s funny and reblog it DRAW THE SQUAD
silencesneeze: when u date a smartass
Gotta love a smartass
“Are you always such a smartass?”“Nope … sometimes I’m asleep.”
The subtleties came shining through
Siri is such a smartass
“Do you have any more smartass comments to make before I put that gag in your mouth?” She glared at him. She had a thousand things to say, but knew it would only get her deeper into trouble. It stung her pride to swallow her words, but
rpowerful:Asian smartass! XD
medunit10mod: jegusismyhomeboy: undoubtedlyfuckedup: thisis-my-note: hetalianswag: seselapod: d0gewithabl0ge: THINGS U SHOULDNT SAY TO AN ARTIST WHILE THEYRE DRAWING SEE ALSO “WHY IS HE/SHE NAKED” iM NO T DONE YE T SMARTASS “OMG
paintchipsfromthewall: smartass
big-bang-holmes: snake-lady: iamanemotionaltimebomb: sizvideos: This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer this is actually super fucking smartass of them Reblogging as this is so importan
i’m too tired to think of pirate names okay uh Captain Smartass Holmes and Doc Johnny One-Leg well now that’s just terrible limelasers: If you’re still doing requests, could we maybe please have some pirate!AU Sherlock and John? asilve
shelbyroseholmes: smartass-sherlock: HE FUCKING DID THE THING GUYS not my gifs THE WRITERS LITERALLY GOT ALL OF THEIR SCRIPT FROM TUMBLR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
thebest-memes:“So we asked for extra peppers when we ordered pizza …” papa john’s=smartass employee's
askbigredmacintosh: Finally AJ didn’t tell me what was a smartass.
privilegedenyingfeministcunt: womenagainstwomyn: privilegedenyingfeministcunt: couldnotcareless2013: Nope, can’t find any hypocrisy here! Elaborate? op was being a smartass I thought so, but Poe’s Law and all that.
rhiordan: Travis Fimmel times three McQueen Oodie…sweet, sexy, stupid smartass.
Dean you glorious smartass. :D
reminds me of one of my FAVE fics, Poster Boys, by PeeVee, also podfic’d by consulting_smartass. I don’t know how to tag them, but they’re on AO3. <3
lysica: OH GOD I THINK I JUST DIED LMFAOOO
secretkink19: Hmm…considering almost all my answers are smartass I could be in trouble
mexicansausage:TEAM SMARTASS™
I’ve been working full time for 5 years now and there hasn’t been a single Sunday night (aside from holidays or vacation days, smartasses) where I don’t slouch down into my chair and hate the fact that I have to go back to work for another week.
yo-why-am-i-here: (character tropes from here) istp no shirt, long jacket heroic comedic sociopath first-person smartass estp the all-american boy very punchable man jerk with a heart of gold isfp pint-sized powerhouse adorkable badass bookworm esfp
giraffodil: Dance Style AU A lot of people have been saying that Hiphop doesn’t suit Pearl, so I changed her facial expression in the pic to get my point across. Salty smartass Pearl, who can lift her leg straight up over her head and walks on point
exotic-crystal-dancer: littlechocolatedancer: hashtag-stripper-problems: smartass-stripper: strippingdowninhibitions: haastsarend: Yes, please tell me all about how Nickelback and Buck Cherry bring in the big spenders, you racist fuck.
collegenerdtojock: papermoon357: One snap and my uptight smartass roommate was thrown back against the couch, lost his nerdy shirt and glasses and a bit of his brains in the process. Sure he’s a little cuter and the tatoo, tank top and beanie is a
thankskenpenders:Sonic the Hedgehog is that kid you knew in elementary school who said stuff like this to be a smartass and always thought he was the funniest person in the room
cull3nblaze: Reid being a smartass and Morgan loving every second of it ;)
blue-eyed-thing: iamanemotionaltimebomb: sizvideos: This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer this is actually super fucking smartass of them Yes! Thank god they actually mentioned men
tripple-bsfunhouse: d22ek: Anime Smartasses Be Like…. This is nothing but the truth. I love how the camera moves during his explanation
nemesisvariant: Every time I see a writing prompt for an immortal I always see some smartass say “Jeff Goldblum lmao” and guess what? Make up your own character to fit the prompt. Write a short story. Write a book. Become insanely popular. Get your
polyglotplatypus: and before any smartass tries to pull the “oh but maybe he’s just following them to stay informed :)))” card, he’s not following any big left-wing figure. only popular conservative/red-pill/alt-right/nazi figures.
batmanisagatewaydrug: sethtalon: flashhwing: Alfred: don’t mind Master Bruce, he’s contractually obliged to be a hardass Bruce: well I don’t seem to remember you being contractually obliged to be a smartass Alfred: perhaps that’s because
messica-simpson:Smartasses 🤓😉
lemme-holla-at-you: smartass-stripper: featheredtentacles: millzdont: So I can’t stop crying after watching this. this is by far the most incredible thing I’ve watched in days This is why I try to see the best in people. This is why I will always
snake-lady: iamanemotionaltimebomb: sizvideos: This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer this is actually super fucking smartass of them Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My
dino-blankey: that little smartass
llsif-student: Students for 2015-06-27 1. “Good luck!” - Smartass Student http://t.co/grheEDgaXt Bond: 87 (49 RTs + 38 Favs) 2. “That was fun!” - Goddamned Student http://t.co/85QsMTzLPi Bond: 60 (35 RTs + 25 Favs) 3. “Let’s go for it!”
wastey: smartass-stripper: Omg my heart wtf kind of dog is this
wvgurl71: suitsandbootz: exploreme117: *Sunday Smartass* 😂😂😂😂 😂😂
impossiblefandoms: smartass-fallen-angel: ten-and-donna: masukunda: devourthegalaxy: sayingnotostatusquo: alwayscastle17: dauntless-nerdfighter: THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few
sunflowerr-mama: smartass-stripper: featheredtentacles: millzdont: So I can’t stop crying after watching this. this is by far the most incredible thing I’ve watched in days This is why I try to see the best in people. This is why I will always
the-absolute-funniest-posts: kelsowench: J.K. “Smartass” Rowling Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
He’s not wrong…
Snarky bitch.
Smart ass.
goodguychris: myambitionzasablogger: * GENIUS * That is fucking awesome. Ok, fine, nice gesture. But, how about if instead of being all smartass about it, he would’ve, I dunno, GONE HIMSELF, BOUGH IT FOR THEM AND DELIVERED IT AS WELL? Or maybe
collegehumor: Click for MORE: TLDR Wikipedia Is Wikipedia’s Smartass Brother On Twitter
rfgarysgirl1976: Lmao ah I love the smell of a smartass in the morning. Lmao. Haha well at least he didn’t deny it! ;)
little-smartass: when u meet someone who also ships ur rare pair otp
boogans replied to your post: too bad i didnt cap the posts they deleted why did they get banned anyhow ffft i banned her because everytime someone criticized her posts, mod or not, she had to try to be a smartass and edgy in reply. the only thing thats
