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yuukilust: Slytherins have more fun ~Reblog and DM me if you want an extra pic ;d Omg so hot
femalecharms:moan—ing:Wanna slytherin to bed with me?
darkconsent: Wow. If the Sorting Hat doesn’t put me in Slytherin, it’s gonna get a fucking Incendio like you’ve never seen.
stonecoldcreamery: winterfoxxie: Once again house pride photos! Please do not remove the caption or selfpromote.ME | SPOIL ME | SERVICES Slytherin pride
slythergin: slytherin-elsa: My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST
hatsunexyz: illogical-bullshit: hummingbird-hooligan: urbancatfitters: hummingbird-hooligan: urbancatfitters: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: urbancatfitters: everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen
gimlielffriend: morphiamusings: Slytherin by zellain This set makes me want to go as a death eater for Halloween! I’ve already got the black dress and a shit ton of temporary dark marks. I think I’ll wear it next time my bitch grandma forces me
trashfirefallon: sprintingstudies: cruvcio: The Houses as Studyblrs [click to enlarge ⚡ insp] this is literally the best thing i have ever seen As a Slytherin this is 100% accurate. @xoxoblu @i-am-the-punk-mermaid back me up?
deanandthedemonbloodprince: I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally
If my girlfriend and me ever lived in that world “she’s love it, I’d be all meh about it” I’d be a Slytherin and she’d be a Ravenclaw.
youjustgotsconed: devilsmadvocate: i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two. so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor
mydetention: heiress-of-slytherin: Oh Dumble-Carey. You make me smile. i would love to see hogwarts do a hoedown or scenes from a hat.
harrypotterhousequotes: SLYTHERIN: “You can have anything you wantBut you better not take it from me” –Guns N’ Roses (Welcome to the Jungle)
sosobriquet: batmanisagatewaydrug: slytheringirls: crownedsiren: Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me
utopiafandoms: I’m not even a slytherin but this made me laugh for half an hour
foxtrotsandfairytales: Whoever buys me the Slytherin one gets a free cuddle. Possibly some hand-holding.
doctorhuwnicorn: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: moriarty: moriarty: please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return The fact that
emmyiskhaleesi: “Slytherins can’t be brave,” Please allow me to direct your attention to Regulus Black, and his storyline which was so conveniently left out of the movies.
chasing-slytherin: The look of sheer, “I wonder what I’ll do next” gets me. I love this.
mautzz: solyss: She thinks she is helping me study but this makes turning the pages a little complicated. Love her wow in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room
harrypotterhousequotes: SLYTHERIN: “Your love makes me strong, your hate makes me unstoppable.” -Cristiano Ronaldo