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no-need-4-hats-thx: if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear
transhumanisticpanspermia:fucking ben franklin taking my hour of sleep, give it back you greedy powdered wig wearing asshole
delilah-briarwood:Yearly reminder not to @ or spam Green Day and Billie Joe Armstrong making jokes about him sleeping for the month or whatever. Wake Me Up When September Ends is a song he wrote about his dad dying. So just Don’t Be An Asshole! This
transhumanisticpanspermia: fucking ben franklin taking my hour of sleep, give it back you greedy powdered wig wearing asshole
icwok: a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?) rude asshole look at him smiling because he
spankmehardbarry: “i was fuckin sleeping u asshole ok bye”
sonfuckingmommyass: Josh: “When dad is on business trip this is mom usual way to stay at home with me.. with her ass to my disposition.. I fuck my own mother’s tight asshole till fill her bowels and then we sleep stuck like dogs.. ooopppsss.. of
I rescheduled my shoot because I’m an asshole who can’t sleep and waits til the last minute to put everything together.
tupacabra: i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
buttgrabnchamp: Sleeping Beauty’s Booty! (Gotta Nice Looking Asshole)
thesexqueen: This is my ideal ending to a night of movie watching, kissing, and smoking. I want his fingers deep in my asshole, before he fucks it, fills it with cum and puts me to sleep.
gimmie-head-till-im-dead: You better keep quiet kitten. I dont want anyone to hear me having my way with your asshole. Just pretend you are sleeping.
stupidgalaxy: sharkpilot: pinky153: snowflake-owl: Tag yourself I’m the guy who is trying to sleep while some asshole is laughing out loud at 3am I’m the really loud person at 3am laughing my ass off I’m the shoe I’m the night
yourownpetard: trashythingsgohere:“He decided to stay with his wife” >a “”“"good”“”“ man Wait… she was sleeping with some one else’s husband, and he’s the asshole? Sounds to me like he has company in that department.
kitsfeet: Dom and I were fighting and he came on me and took a picture of it on my phone while I was sleeping I guess. What an asshole. You guys will prolly like it though.
quickweaves:honestly im begging yall dont fuck with spirits like yall be mad as hell when someone wake you up from a nap imagine if u been dead for years and some asshole wake u outta yo sleep
laurenisnotdoneyet: itsmemacleod: BROOM BROOM I AM THE DARK LORD NOW ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I WATCHED YOUR DAMN VIDEO AND I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN ASSHOLE
all-lime-toe: i want a boyfriend who looks like a total asshole but is actually a huge softie and a dork who plays video games all day and eats pizza and sleeps a lot aka michael clifford
pervertcouple: A little bit sluty traning, before going to sleep. Spread legs, show pussy. Strech asshole, put in something just found near. Have a good and wet dreams.
poundtownonthepaynetrain: This asshole I’m trying to sleep (c)
xtcdreams: Sleeping next to the person you love is one of the best things you’ll ever experience. The way he lazily kisses your shoulder/back and tightens his arms around you in the middle of the night and even though he snores like a fucking asshole
grahamcrackaddict: laurenisnotdoneyet: itsmemacleod: BROOM BROOM I AM THE DARK LORD NOW ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I WATCHED YOUR DAMN VIDEO AND I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN ASSHOLE DONT YOU FUCKING DARE SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT WATCHING IT
synnesai replied to your post: im passing out so goodnight everyone uvu / BYE ASSHOLe you better sleep with one eye opened tonight
your-bully-kyle:el-ljubav:I know you hate me. You think I’m an asshole. I bully you. You tell your girl that I only want to sleep with her. And what kills you is that she still loves me. She still has me over. She keeps telling you that she knows that
notextzone: wingbeifong: notextzone: wingbeifong: omg i just woke up and wasn’t even aware that i’d been sleep 😑 if your ass doesn’t go BACK to the underworld this second….. my ass will go back to the underworld when your assHOLE goes
let-sleeping-succubi-lie:Unfriendly reminder misogyny isnt a kink you’re just an asshole
HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- You should stop dating me because I’m so considerate of your feelings. I don’t force you to touch my dick because I’m not an asshole. I started sleeping with both pants + shirts because any amount of nudity makes
I didn’t even read past the first two lines because I get this bullshit all the time and I am EXHAUSTED at explaining that preference has nothing to do with body shaming. No one gives a shit if you like women who are shaved or if you like to shave.
