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“Oh my God, the most embarrassing thing happened to me this morning! I was (I thought) home alone taking a shower in my bathroom, using the shower head to masturbate (it’s amazing, I recommend!) and then I came really hard and I couldn’t help but
pissinganal: deliciouslytasty: Well WOAHHH. So much for showers….. I ended up doing the same thing. Only into my anus!!!!! Can you beleive that??? I wouldn’t have thought it would work!!!!! Felt like a fucking water balloon afterwards!! ^^ OMG OMG
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Had to take a shower to get rid of all the sand…thought I would snap a picture of the “running water”!!!!;0
pee-interpreting (probably) non-golden shower pictures (3): audreywantsparadise: I flood my thoughts
tastefullyoffensive: More Brilliant Shower Thoughts (images via imgur)Previously: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts
Dude… I thought you wanted to shower together to save water. Yeah… it got you naked… didn’t it. Want me to stop? Fuck no man… keep going. You can suck me any time you want. You have to admit… it’s fun
tastefullyoffensive: Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts
tastefullyoffensive: Dog Shower Thoughts [distractify]Previously: Human Shower Thoughts
Sometimes censorship can be hilarious—imagine Frollo singing “Heckfire, heckfire!”
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: I’d say about 95% of the time a person has told me “it’s a long story,” it wasn’t
Pretty sure I’m giving all of my friends second hand depression
just-shower-thoughts: helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this joke I wish people would
Shower Thoughts
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. Ya know why they call me Willie?
just-shower-thoughts:If ww1 and ww2 never happened the population would be significantly larger than today if no one died!! more peoople!!! shower thought :)
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hetaumamusic: officialbluebeetle: just-shower-thoughts: If the population of Earth were only 100 people and one guy tried to hoard 99% of the money. The other 99 people would simply just kill that guy and take their money back. just-shower-thoughts
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: If barnacles is a swear word in SpongeBob. Then Barnacle Boy is a FuckBoy
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: If Michael Cera started a clothing line, he could use the slogan “Try Cera Tops”
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Pizzas are round but the boxes we buy them in are squared, and we eat them in triangles.
galaxyreptiles: tastefullyoffensive: Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts Shared by Galaxy Reptiles.
wroughtwheat:tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020:i think about this every day
AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF
mythicalmessenger: space-feminist: inthannon: oylmpians: a list of current immortals florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess harry styles: fairly new immortal,
just-a-bogbear:A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”
catgirldelinquent-deactivated20:u take me down to your wine cellar but i kiss you so much you forget to brick it up
just-shower-thoughts: wisewolf1143: just-shower-thoughts: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same. this just means you have to kill more than one…..
just-shower-thoughts: My girlfriends nickname should be Santa, cause I always fall asleep before she comes man, this isn’t really a shower thought. not in the way youre going for.
just-shower-thoughts: Netflix needs a shuffle button for those shows that I don’t care which episode I watch. this is once again, not at all a shower thought.
a-random-mod: tastefullyoffensive: More Brilliant Shower Thoughts (images via imgur)Previously: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts Goddammit… It is way to late for this shit. omg
xxnxxtx: just-shower-thoughts: Seems like Gillette isn’t all that great for sensitive skin after all. jUST-SHOWER-THOUGHTS SAID FUCK THE MALE EGO
just-shower-thoughts: Actual shower thought: There should be a giant loofah on the shower wall so I can just lean on it and scrub my back like a bear.
just-shower-thoughts: fucked-with-a-rake: just-shower-thoughts: If we were eyeless we’d be unaware of colour. What if we’re missing some part of reality because we don’t have the organ to detect it? We possess no organs to detect an overwhelming
correcting-just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: You should put a QR code on your graduation cap that links to your resume. It’ll show up in so many photos and curiosity will be your referral. I’ve never once seen a graduation photo cross
correcting-just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Living on Mars seems exciting, living in Nevada does not. Most people won’t be able to tell pictures of the two apart. Living on Mars does not seem exciting. At least Nevada has Vegas.
correcting-just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: When I was a kid, I hated taking naps and being spanked. But nowadays, I’m pretty into both of them. From your parents? I love this blog
correcting-just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: When I’m making eye contact with someone, I’m really only looking at one of their eyes. Well it’s not called ‘eyes contact’
I do my good deed for the day everytime I tell Google Maps “No, there are no public bathrooms at this bodega.”
hyroolianwarrior: just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird to think that I don’t even exist in your life, yet you’re reading what I just typed. That is one deep ass shower thought
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Are you smelling your boogers every time you breathe? Great, now I’m breathing manually.
just-shower-thoughts: helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this joke I wish people
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