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backpackersguidetoearth: A cute little bookstore I came across in Camden Market in downtown London. All the other shops around the bookstore were closing up and packing everything away for the day. I asked the shopkeeper if he wanted me to leave, but
frenchchairs: It is an unusual school in an unusual location and is run by an unusual teacher. Rajesh Kumar is a shopkeeper by profession but spends hours every morning teaching around 80 children from the poorest of the poor in India’s capital. The
forlackofabettercomic: Remember kids, you should always be the hero character in the video game that is your life! And probably not the shopkeeper NPC, like me.
lllllletsdraw: A little Shopkeep Geoff waiting for his next lucky customer and/or catburgler.
madiniwa: I love myself some shopkeep Geoff, so of course Geoff’s Surfing and Mercantile in Dropping List was a god send. Finished this whilst watching the majesty that is the 8-Bit Salute Livestream #godzillanoise
nehirose: absinthecocktail: …I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, บ for it. damn now i want
otherwindow: I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon Cans of Pringles in the background Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the
yourplayersaidwhat: Some context: I’m working with another player (a half-elf sorcerer) to try to haggle down the price on a Deck of Many Things we found in a shop. The shopkeeper refuses to sell it for any lower than 60 platinum, the price he bought
faggotryngendersissification: Hey shopkeep…!I need…ciggs. Poppers. Condoms. Red lipstick. Stockings. Booze. Silver foil.Just my regular Friday night you know…F.A.G.S.
mookie000: mookie000: salaryman x shopkeeper
history1970s: scoobert: kyary: jalwhite: looseleef: BTW, the guy on the left is the person police arrested for the killing of three Brooklyn shopkeepers and the “guy” on the right is the sketch the police originally released. THANK YOU. I saw
cerulean-satin: officialjeffgoldblum: laughterkey: waxjism: officialkirbyfanneoxvevo: kingdomy: Shiba Inu “works” at a little shop in Japan (via) wow such shopkeeping this dog just fell asleep on a cucumber I cannot stop reblogging this
tpbullshit: frenchchairs: It is an unusual school in an unusual location and is run by an unusual teacher. Rajesh Kumar is a shopkeeper by profession but spends hours every morning teaching around 80 children from the poorest of the poor in India’s
handsomejackass:trick i use to help with social anxiety: pretend everyone is an npc in an rpg. they don’t affect you or your main quest. they’re not important in your life. they’re just kind of there. shopkeepers? just selling their wares. that
upskirtbabes2: This is why shopkeepers keep the good stuff on the bottom shelf …
the-vortexx: Hamsters as shopkeepers!
todayinhistory: August 28th 1955: Emmett Till murderedOn this day in 1955, the 14-year-old African-American boy Emmett Till was murdered in Mississippi. While visiting family in the state, Till allegedly flirted with the young white shopkeeper Carolyn
caughtsexx: Camgirl caught by shopkeeper
laughterkey: waxjism: officialkirbyfanneoxvevo: kingdomy: Shiba Inu “works” at a little shop in Japan (via) wow such shopkeeping this dog just fell asleep on a cucumber I cannot stop reblogging this dude.
Akuma in “ShopKeep”
dndaddyissues:
teatiime: mysilentlullaby: zimie-stef: vriskalibermysuper8ass: ayakawoulfe: mystickatt: elizzibeth: prince-of-wwhales: ok i dont know about you guys but the shopkeepers’ costumes this year are fucking HILARIOUS omfg WAIT IS THIS FOR REAL
skymantles: most fucked up shopkeepers ever (affectionate)
illuminaughtii: Some Undertale rule 34 I sketched up between coloring a commission- The rabbit shopkeeper was instantly a favorite of mine, and you all know I like the ice wolf as well. Size difference/predator-prey relationships are my weakness… part
Nother Rito boi <3 this time its the shopkeeper!
*a dragon that hoards smut
angstrom-nsfw: She’s still flattered though
angstrom-nsfw: a handy infographic
Los Angeles, 1992. 2nd amendment in action. Korean shopkeepers defending their property during the LA riots, 1992. Never saw this before