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Nothing to do at work… wonder what happened to that kid.
So a friend asked.challenged(?) me to do this and here it is. I feel lazy, but its done. Now I can cross “draw futa sex” off my shit to do list.
That moment when you have so much shit to do that you decide you're just not going to do any of it
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t even know what to do…. If you have ideas send me an ask over at http://thecutefemboy.tumblr.com/ask I want to do some special stuff for you wonderful people!
So, here’s my first “successful” Peridork design since I was trying to do her in my style for like 2 months. Cannot lie, the newest episode hit me hard, so here she is XD [plus I don’t have time for doing the rest of her body,
It was, of course, a stormy night when Lenore first seriously tried to do the “witch shit” in the old three-ring binder she had gotten as a twenty-third birthday present. It was not like she had planned or waited for such an evening to provide ambiance.
me, whenever i try to do a challenge or daily art and then life, kicks me right in the nuts
andybierrrrrsack: do you ever do your makeup really really nice and then it hits you like wow I’ll never be able to do that again.
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that
fictional-serial-killer: All this complaining about “romanticizing abusive relationships” is starting to aggravate me. Listening to people (mostly teenagers) talk, it’s clear they refuse to believe an abuser can be loving or affectionate or protective
Well holy shit, I just hit 1,000 followers. I really wasn’t sure that it would ever happen! Thank you to each and every one of you. I feel like I need to do some sort of special post or series of posts to mark the occasion. If anyone has
knifeandlighter: “Okay, now do it again, but a higher difficulty version of it. You might even die in one hit.” Nah mate I’ve got shit to do and it wasn’t even particularly fun the first time. i think that boosting the damage enemies do while
shortandsweet: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” this is an important thing to remember.
It is during finals week that I just kind of want to burn all my stuff and scream “fuck this shit! Ima be a stripper!” ….and then I remember that I have neither the body or confidence for that. :(
latverians: if any of you fuckers try to post shippy shit on this post i will hunt you down and murder everything you love
I finally emailed my boss about being paid at the rate that my new title should be (I should be paid around 15/hour, as opposed to 9/hour). Also I have to do this awful commute bullshit where I go to work at 8:30, stay until 1:45ish, hope I get a bus,
I hate that I keep handing in things late, because I’m a mentally ill piece of shit. I want to do things on time. I want to be a good student. But it’ll be a few hours before the assignment is due and I’ll dissociate or I’ll
If you feel like you really, really need to talk shit about my friends’ blogs, then at least have the fucking decency to do it WITHOUT hiding behind anon. Shows only what a fucking miserable coward you are. Please choke on my enormous imaginary
suddenlyprompts: “Thursday? No can do. I’ve got things to do, places to go, and people to kill.“
Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy
crowsonpowerlines: alarminglysilent: fxckalex: eyes-so-inviting: dianaraw: iancredible: I’m going to do this. SOO DOING THIS me too Everyone do this. Doing it THIS DOESN’T FIT MY BLOG BUT OMG THIS IS AWESOME REBLOG EVERYONE
stanfordetc: ohthekorean: gogomrbrown: https://openstaxcollege.org FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things. stanfordetc freedomofscreech THANK
//With 29 drafts sitting there…I think I have some work to do today! *cracks knuckles* But first…I got shit to do outside of the house first. -_-
swift-wind-alchemist replied to your post “Got he biggest mother fucking headache and so much shit to do today….” Do you have any of those migraine relief pills? The ones that have acetaminophen, aspirin, and caffeine. Or could it be a sinus
onlyblackgirl: danfreakindavis: obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gif Obama bout to do some mic drops these last years in term. Ain’t got shit to lose.
ghoulc: Please reblog/like this post if you’re more than fine doing dark/mature threads so that it’ll be easier for the others to interact with you! This means you’re open to do threads like torture, abuse, drugs, smut, blood and many more.
sick and tired of ur shit Chris kek <3~Robert
note to self: never restart animal crossing at two in the morning. you can’t do shit.(╥﹏╥)
so apparently i draw on paper better than i do on the computer but i’m so used to doing so on the computer that i keep mentally hitting crtl + z thinking it’ll erase the line for me.
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
I have spent a month and half in college and I can honestly say I have learned jack shit. I’m taking five classes, three of which have nothing to do with my major or minor, but still. I have learned nothing! I learned more in one class in high school
dabe-strudel: what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
kingjaffejoffer: fuckyeahmarxismleninism: Actor LeVar Burton explains his ritual to prevent being shot by police Actor and director LeVar Burton explained Monday on CNN that he follows a particular procedure every time he is stopped by police to avoid
clookhong: Way to logically debunk that cliche there Diane But the goal is to catch flies, not eat the honey you used to do so. You don’t need the whole bottle to do that
thewouldbesavant: all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option people don’t seem to understand how
odinsblog: “There’s nothing that anybody can do to undo the deaths and misery — how many people we don’t even know who died on the way over here from Africa in the ships. But we have got to do everything we can to wipe the slate clean by acknowledging
weloveshortvideos: He was tickling her while she had on a face mask and couldn’t move That’s some asshole shit to do. Which is why I wanna do that to my wife someday lol
just-shower-thoughts: If having kids naturally was as hard as adopting, world population would plummet. If adopting was as easy as having kids naturally, the world would run out of orphans. Have this person ever, ya know, had kids naturally? The shit
bae–electronica: fonzworthcutlass: Wild. 😲😫 You would have to cut me a financially-freeing check (a gang of zeros on that ho) and provide me two fifths of Henny Privilege to get me to do this wild shit with my parents.
jaeswavy: imsoshive: daddys-chaton-noir: “You know this is just the beginning, right?” dcn | DM (pls leave caption & credit ok? ok thnx) Y'allAreWildin I’ll never understand the desires to do this on either side….well I
aki-anyway: No, you don’t, Tom. I’ve never been kicked in the nuts in my life, chances are you deserved that, so make better life choices. Periods aren’t a choice, and the pain don’t last for 30 seconds. Do better.
lampfacedstudios: A while back I had a dream that had something to do with… a corporation like Disney needing to reboot their mascot. And this guy was the result. He was essentially Bill Cipher and somehow he became self-aware and shit started happening.
agirlwithwinter: adamndriver: That’s it. That’s the face that’ll be the fucking death of me. Not quite high res enough to warrant the big gif treatment, but I don’t care anymore, I just did it anyway. (x) Shit
bigbenthesnowman: It’s almost midnight, I got shit to do in the morning and I got nothing better to do but make “Niggas be like” memes with anime characters.
cravehiminallways212: Get. Up. You’ve got lots of shit to do today…..💋 Yeah and doing you is all I want to do today…💋
dayzea: When life gets tough it’s time to do some weird shit to your hair
bubbaleft: I am screaming I can’t breathe I can’t go back to being alone I can’t go back to that I’m going to lull myself I can’t do this my lungs are hurting I can’t go back to doing this
lanasighs: My idea of a true feminist is a woman who feels free enough to do whatever she wants to do.
ddecatur: hardcore-park0ur: dateagirlwhosuggestion: date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars Date a girl who will let you sleep cause she know you got shit to do in the morning Date a girl who can do both
harleyquinnsmissconduct: Boobs, that’s why…..do I really even need a reason? Cause its Friday and I ain’t got shit to do, oh wait thats weed…uhhhh I still haven’t been to sleep, just scroll on past my ramblin lol weed or ambien or both sound
jehovahhthickness: imleft-handed: Her: I ain’t heard from you in a minute Me: your communication skills trash On some real shit, sometimes it may not be their communication skills. They probably don’t have shit to say to you or y’all have nothing
Baton Rouge be having shit to do but it’s real lowkey tho. You really just gotta broaden your horizon to have fun out here but im sure it’s worth it cause you’ll be opening your eyes to new shit that you probably think you wouldn’t
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
dead-nurse: MY NOT GF GF IS COMING NEXT WEEK AND IM TAKING HER TO MY MOMS WEDDING HOLY SHIT HOW DO I RELATIONSHIP WHAT DO GIRLS LIKE PLEASE HELP I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO HOLD HANDS
808lhr: What if Garnet protects Pearl from danger to make her understand what it feels like to be on other end of things for once.
leo-arcana: i-am-an-adult-i-swear: inbedwithboys: I want to cry but i have things to do Adulthood is setting apart time in your schedue to cry bc you have shit to do
The Funny Bunny story also established an ability not widely discussed in the Spider-Man canon.(reasuringsoldier)my brother and i spent like 10 minutes losing our shit at these panels, thank you
kejablank: Don’t mess with meDon’t mess with Kakashi when his boiling point is low.Quick digital speedpaint today. I had to do it …. don’t ask me why ….;-)…I just had to do it.© Original character Hatake Kakashi by Masashi Kishimoto© Artistic
i woke up and went back to sleep a few times this morning and in those little spurts of random dreaming there was one that involved monos (a miracle) in some dangerous battle situation and blake was about to do something dumb and risky and weiss yelled
I didn’t even read past the first two lines because I get this bullshit all the time and I am EXHAUSTED at explaining that preference has nothing to do with body shaming. No one gives a shit if you like women who are shaved or if you like to shave.