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fatfuckbitch: This is one of these things u r standing in front of her saying”do it baby make me bust off”, after that eat the shit out of that pussy and give her the dick.

I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit

despite what everyone says ima still do the things that make me happy, its not like im trying to piss you off, its that you let these things get to you and honestly im not gonna lie i love that shit. i love that the shit i do irritates you. i love that

shit people say to amputees (these are all real things that real people have said to me)

jizzjazzbo: Easy for you to say when you’ve got someone in your bed that cares for you. It is easy for me to say because I didn’t fuck up a good thing, abandon my partners and ignore them for months while also ignoring all the bad shit I had

One of the things about racism that really unsettles me is the fact that it’s most often not like, a fear thing? A lot of people say it’s a fear of the unknown or wanting to stick to traditional values or whatever, but that shit’s so easy to disprove

thebellygoddess: I sell things, it’s my job. This guy has been hounding me for months saying he’s gonna pay, buy this or that, and then never does. And he gets so butthurt when I say I’m not gonna shoot the shit and chat for free. I’m not looking

stridersknowbest: who care’s if they “made that up for notes” half of the shit comedians say were not actual things that happened to them it’s called joking around you joyless mush piles lol Oh good. Someone with a brain. <3

i wasnt even saying that shit to be a hater, y'all all got the potential to come up and get yourself the nice things you want. just go to work and put them hours in, and you’ll be rewarded. that’s real shit.

one of the things i dislike about tumblr, is that when someone says something that any decent rational minded individual would say they’re treated like some kind of fucking prophet and its confusing as shit to me.

zaagiswekwe said: sometimes i have a hard time believing these are actual things people search that lead to your blog but then i search those terms and boy howdy there you are i know its because i say so much dumb shit and have so many posts that

hejji replied to your post: a lame thing That sounds like shit, and I’m sorry if you’re putting up with people like that in your life right now, because they really ARE the worst. i guess i wouldnt say its happening right now but ive been dealing

I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit

policymic: Watch: ‘They Daily Show’ exposes birth control-penis pump double standard Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent 逈 million on penis pumps in the

yowulf: “I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.” ohmygod

“I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.”

lavender-bubbaa: dreagentry: transgirlnausicaa: i zeriously don’t give a shit if you’re lesbian and say that you’re penis-repulsed or that you never want to have penetrative sex like obviously these are very very personal things and you have every

consulting-cannibal: i love how luci says, “assbutt i–i-i-i–i still don’t get that.”like of all the things he could deliberate from that day while he’s moping around in the cage, and this one thing genuinely just bothered the shit out of

tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins gonna be

blue–leaf: blue–leaf: no man sky was a big deal but the phantom pain/kojima/konami thing was like…way bigger than that i feel like. and i can say that without bias because i didnt give a shit about metal gear when that was happening and i remember

crissle: rubygloom13: I hate these things. But I’m totally picking yellow. red. i don’t wanna live forever, shit i can barely handle living for now. I say blue because it says you never cum again, not that you can’t have an orgasm. You

gjume: the thing about draggering someone for their looks is that youre shitting on everyone else with those features like “cant believe youd say some fucked up shit like that. youre ugly and have a big ass chin” and i could be sitting here like

mermaid-booty: Stay far away from people that can never own up to their own actions and can never say sorry. They are manipulators that will turn the entire thing around on you and make you feel like shit for feeling mistreated.

“I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.”

setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins

girlboss-rangi:[ID: a white cake with a chocolate border and pink text in all caps that says, “not sorry about my dash, but this canal thing is the funniest shit to happen in months.” at the bottom of the image, it says ‘www.cakemessage.com’.

setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins

dokels: would any of you be interested if i kept posting sketchbook stuff bc i literally have so much material ??

shit people say to amputees (these are all real things that real people have said to me)

setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins

I don’t let shit get 2 me easily but when I’m nice 2 u an I don’t say a damn thing 2 u don’t b an asshole 2 me u piss me off like that an that’s not good cuz imma get yo ass back so watch what u say 2 me it’s going

daddy-for-life:fierrrrrrce:trvllambitions: thelittlekneesofbees: † thats some g shit Smartest thing to ever do to say fuck da police

I want a boy bestfriend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit

miss-love: imgonnamakeachange: satdeshret: theswandive: digg: This is a thing. Um… My need is mighty holy shit AND ON STEPH’S BIRTHDAY, NO LESS this is not a thing, it says right there in that link that’s it’s fictional, and

tokomon: my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

jibblyuniverse: derpfire: jibblyuniverse: frenums: things that will always sound sarcastic good for you thanks a lot yeah right nice to know wow way to go totally ok buddy Not if you say ‘man’ at the end ok buddy man I might not have thought

supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything

brennbug: Me: I hate myself Someone else: don’t say things like that!! Me: k Me: *still hates myself but keeps quiet about it*

inscendo: “and we didn’t talk after that” is probably the saddest thing to say

“I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.” hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

katiiie-lynn:dominant-dominion:shit talking brat 🤝 “wanna say that again" dom @mossyoakmaster oooops? 🤣 not that we do the dom/sub thing, but still accurate 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️ Lol yea it’s like that sometimes 😏😈

Don't pull this "love u" "ily" "luv you" "loveyou" "iloveyou" or any other shit like that. say the real thing. "I love you" or don't say it at all.

mermaid-booty: Stay far away from people that can never own up to their own actions and can never say sorry. They are manipulators that will turn the entire thing around on you and make you feel like shit for feeling mistreated.

ilovelavigne: You’ve got your dumb friends, I know what they say they tell you I’m difficult but so are they. But they don’t know me, do they even know you?All the things you hide from me, all the shit that you do.

fatfuckbitch: This is one of these things u r standing in front of her saying”do it baby make me bust off”, after that eat the shit out of that pussy and give her the dick.

mermaid-booty: Stay far away from people that can never own up to their own actions and can never say sorry. They are manipulators that will turn the entire thing around on you and make you feel like shit for feeling mistreated.

the-blind-assassin: stayuglystayangry: renegadefemshep: anarcastiel: Things Starbucks customers say that make me lose my shit: - *gets an iced caramel macchiato* “oh can you shake that up?” - *orders a latte* me: “is that hot?” them: “what?

i’ve always wanted to be a mom.but it depresses the fuck out of me to think that one day i might say that the BEST thing i ever contributed to this planet were children.like really? i hope i don’t ever say that.men aren’t expected to say shit like

seshrat:seshrat:man i’m gonna say it that tv head thing that early-teens tumblr had going on was great and i want it back this shit. this shit ruled. start doing this again

italiq: “I can’t wait for this shit year to end”why? it’s your own fault that it was shit, the year itself had nothing to do with it, guaranteed you’ll be saying the same thing again at the end of next year unless you fucking do something

setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins

mermaid-booty: Stay far away from people that can never own up to their own actions and can never say sorry. They are manipulators that will turn the entire thing around on you and make you feel like shit for feeling mistreated.

lairofdoom replied to your post: I just wanna say that if I ever drew a… I’d be honored really. Are there people offended by such things? Yeah there was a dude on Paheal that was way into yuri and Princess Peach. He would flip his shit if

literalnobody:Saying things like “You don’t know REAL cold” and “You call THAT heat?” is OVER!!! I don’t want to ever see shit like this again!!! We are all the victims of a system that put profit before our human lives and we are experiencing

literalnobody:Saying things like “You don’t know REAL cold” and “You call THAT heat?” is OVER!!! I don’t want to ever see shit like this again!!! We are all the victims of a system that put profit before our human lives and we are experiencing

literalnobody:Saying things like “You don’t know REAL cold” and “You call THAT heat?” is OVER!!! I don’t want to ever see shit like this again!!! We are all the victims of a system that put profit before our human lives and we are experiencing

sarcastictexas: So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice. Needless to say, I noticed.

amethirstyperidrunk: mushroom-cookie-bears: One thing I don’t get at all is when people comment on my Amedot stuff just to say “I hate this ship but this drawing/AU is nice”. Like…okay? Good for you?? I don’t give a shit??? Complimenting

I want a boy bestfriend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit

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