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gnamomo: Okay but sometimes I love cute omorashi after-wet???Like, when they wet themselves and, insteand of being mocked off, their friends/lover/whatever say it’s okay, hug and console them and shits.Idk it just melts my heart
extrovertedpervert: God me and my best friend filmed the grossest thing ever A mince pie relates puke video…FUCK knows how you sick fucks eat that shit at Christmas but let’s just say we both have abs after violently puking up continuously 😷😷😷😷
misandry-mermaid: evasives: people keep saying that facebook makes you depressed because your friends all look like they’re having fun without you but actually i think this kind of shit is probably the greater cause of it tbh Oh my god, did all
kaijuno:kaijuno:Not to slut shame but some of you could definitely be sluttier I posted this on Facebook and a lot of like my parents middle aged friends commented saying shit like “I’m TRYING” so wholesome
averagefairy: do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating
schwerergustav replied to your video with: FFVI is my most favorite game ever. Will you be my new best friend? I dunno if Id say its my favorite game ever, that would probably be Silent Hill or some shit, but FF6 has so much content and wow is
I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit
effrons: OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY
just-shower-thoughts: They say a dog is man’s best friend, but I don’t even have enemies that would stare directly into my eyes while shitting on my carpet.
blithedecarona: Me when parents of my White friends have something negative to say about #BlackLivesMatter. Which is all the time. Got me breaking my bow and shit. “It’s just so hard even being an ally because back when I was younger-” Shut the
vonnavanity: Can I just say that I am entirely too tired to fight for friendships anymore. If you’re busy in life and don’t reach out to me consider us not friends. If you talk shit behind my back don’t consider us friends. If you continuously
arielenhasarrived:perenolde:dawntreadermg:korkrunchcereal:New Warcraft book series, paired with Scholastic! Holy shit, Greg Weisman is writing this. That’s awesome! And oh my god, the kid has a baby murloc friend. did they really say they care about
fetishexpo: After years of preparation and planning, I finally got my mother to agree to letting take advantage of her pussy. All week she’s been complaining to her friends about wanting some good dick. Saying shit like she wish she could find a man
Still on “Spleen Watch” for the next week! Love that my best friend is an EMT even though it scares the SHIT out of me everything she says something is wrong because now I’m buggin that my spleen is gonna explode on me. Guess no working
specialhex: specialhex: peirette: one time i told a friend “hey we cant be friends anymore if the second you learn my deadname you use it for me.” and then she shut up and never did it again. what I’m saying is that you DONT need to take shit
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye” How i feel about some of my high school friends now
eviefyre: pretty fucked up that straight girls are allowed to go on and on about how hot their friends are and say ‘im straight but i’d fuck that female celebrity’ and call each other ‘my wife’ and shit and nobody bats an eye but the second
elasticitymudflap: sapphire saying overly dramatic shit like “Such is fate…” when steven tells her she froze the toilet fucking solidifies my hc that sapphire is just that sarcastic dramatic friend that whenever someone’s like “oh hey we’re
gunzonyatmblr: sobeitjayt: When You Watching HurtBae And The Part Where She Says I Forgave You Cause You’re My Best friend Lmao honestly niggas was even hurt by this shit forreal like nobody could understand that fuck nigga
thehersheystomykiss: Throwback. Found this in my phone. Had a friend way back when that told me I aint seen shit til I seen my girls ass covered in baby oil. Needless to say I had hella fun with this. -Charlie-
lesbianap:pretty fucked up that straight girls are allowed to go on and on about how hot their friends are and say ‘im straight but i’d fuck that female celebrity’ and call each other ‘my wife’ and shit and nobody bats an eye but the second
sheabuttahgawd: thatpettyblackgirl: They only care about health when girl’s weight offends them but wont say anything to their friend who abuses drugs n shit. Sick to see how people are still treating women like this This honestly broke my
1nstant-qway: sarah-is-still-alive: Evidence of why my rave friend is the literal coolest and why I maintain that ravers say the funniest shit ever. OF COURSE WE DO
