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“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“You make a really hot Guy, and I’m not just talking about the Fawkes effigy.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing, Gorgeous, Radiant, and Adorable.”
“I bet wearing Claire-de-la-Lune and being blackmailed by Magnussen isn’t all we have in common.”
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.â€
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“Crap telly and chill?â€
“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
I almost forgot to make a St. Patrick’s Day comic this year, but then the Daft Punk song popped into my head and this happened. Hope everyone’s having a lucky day! ;)
Tag yourself; I’m Molly.Sorry this one’s more fluffy than funny. And Mom, if you’re reading this, sorry I can’t be there to spend the day with you! <3
“Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to Heaven.â€
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
fiveteacups: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson(s) Prepare yourself, Moare. I’m gonna take you for such a ride.
the worst game feral-strangers: Anything with Watson and his tongue doing that weird-awesome thing it does would be wonderfully pleasant. lizerbeth: Can you draw something where Sherlock points out John’s obsession with licking his lips? (I
an au where everyone is mrs hudson’s cats kitty donovan and andercat live in the Yard because they get into scuffs with indoor cats sherlick and paws watson mrs hudson has a meowran too but no one ever sees him this is for wentropy HEY WEN REMEMBER
fill for an old old old request for monsterhunterlock but i actually haven’t played for ages and i never got very high level so um sorry if i got the armors all wrong (the rathian sets i could build look different from the ones in the guides so
trade with capt-john-h-watson-md captain watson and doctor watson ~<3
corneliapornelia: That’s what it’s for. - Arthur Miller AND AN ENTIRE FANDOM.
majorsarcasm19: jessamygriffith: ibelieveinmartinfreeman: SHERLOCK AU: In which Andrew and Benedict made a bet during the filming of “The Great Game” to see who would make Martin agry first This is so clever “That’s not the bomb” “I know
livin-la-vida-loki-d: whumpresource: whumpresource: If you like Sherlock, you MUST watch this video and you WILL drown in a puddle of your own tears of pain and feels. Beautiful… Ok I was really scared that it was going to end with a clip from
notmydate: Possible backstory to the Christmas jumper: The jumper was an early Christmas gift from Sherlock. Sherlock worried it was a bit much and that John would be offended by this gentle poke at his fondness for jumpers. But John was delighted;
So, I tried to draw John and Sherlock seriously…but then that happened. >>;
nairobiwonders: thomasmagnumpi:And, most importantly, he understands you. He understands you and me.Wh-What do you mean by that? Adding OPs tags: #joan watson#sherlock holmes #brotp: you and i are bound #bella#THE single best spoken way to say i love
the-swift-tricker: i love how in most adaptations of Sherlock Holmes it’s almost always Watson that is utterly devoted to Sherlock and acts as his loyal sidekick. meanwhile in Elementary Sherlock sees Watson and is immediately like
sherlockfandomrules: Rule 84 → The sentence ‘It’s an experiment.’ can be used to justify anything. Submitted by: lowlifekidnappinghuman and Anonymous.
sheiswolf: giemma: sexism is the fact that you can make john watson an animal you can make him into a cyborg and nobody has a problem but as soon as you make him into a woman of color everyone loses their shit Sexism AND racism* the fucking problem
sherlock-and-spn-are-cool: john-watsons-bushy-moustache: camacaileon: piertotum-locomottor: tennants-hair: camacaileon: Today I explained to a guy what shipping is In the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said:”it’s
My sister’s birthday cake :) I am peanut butter and jealous lol
the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl: “three more episodes which will take Sherlock and John Watson” Sherlock and John Watson The Watsons Husbands
themindofmoriarty: under-johnlock-and-key: christmasbatch: whybenedict: if john watson doesn’t wear jumpers this season i will cry I think John’s done with jumpers in general did you just
