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seinfeld: A new holiday was born!
seinfeld: Valentine’s Day Countdown! Dating Tip #5: Don’t reveal too much
*Seinfeld* Hellooooooooo! Wondering why I had no gifs of me cumming in the last set? That’s because I purposefully didn’t get myself off. Why? So I would be double horny when I shoot my next video. And here it is. The amount of gifs coming
No wonder he’s able to steal all those ladies! I bet that dong knows some sein-language! Great dong, Jerry!
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seinfeld: “I need hand! I have no hand!”
seinfeld: “It’s Gore-Tex. You know about Gore-Tex?”
seinfeld: Only five days until Festivus! #AiringofGrievances
seinfeld: “You gotta make the whole muffin. Then you pop the top, toss the stump!”
seinfeld: “Well, here’s to feeling good all the time.” Happy #NationalBeerDay!
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BATTING SEINS
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seinfelds: if you had told me a few months ago that seinfeld would be the last meme of 2014……i wouldn’t have believed…….i wouldn’t have believed……….
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gotta love jerry and elaine
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seinfeld: “We’re friends. If I’m gonna be uncomfortable, you gotta be uncomfortable too!”
seinfeld: “Everybody’s calling me ‘Nip.’”
seinfeld: “I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.”“The Label Maker” is on Seinfeld tonight!
seinfeld: “Women don’t want to see need. They want a take-charge guy, a colonel, a Kaiser, a czar.”“The Phone Message” on crackle: http://bit.ly/_Seinfeld
seinfeld: “And you wanna be my latex salesman…”Oh George! “The Highlights of 100” episode is on Crackle:http://bit.ly/_Seinfeld
seinfeld: “You know what would make a great coffee-table book? A coffee-table book about coffee tables!”
seinfeld: I once broke up with someone for NOT offering me pie.
seinfeld: “…but nobody’s this nice. This is, like… certifiably nice.”
seinfeld: “Is it me, or was that the ugliest baby that you have ever seen?!”
Seinfeld March Madness Tournament: Underwear Model
Seinfeld March Madness Tournament: Little Kicks
seinfeld: “I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.”
seinfeld: “You don’t understand, someone’s after us, a crazy clown, he’s trying to kill us!”“The Opera” is on Seinfeld tonight!
seinfeld: “I don’t think I’m special. My mother always said I’m not special.”
seinfeld: “He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can’t look away.”
seinfeld: “Now, you and Jerry dated for a while. Tell us… what was that like?”“The Merv Griffin Show” is on Seinfeld tonight!
seinfeld: “Literally, nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.“
seinfeld: “I had to take a sick day I’m so sick of these people.”
seinfeld: ”I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?”
seinfeld: Instead of saying “Costanza,” he’d say “Can’t-stand-ya.”
seinfeld: “When you look annoyed all the time, people think you’re busy.”
seinfeld: I would drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable.
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seinfeld: “You won’t think I’m a bad person?” “Too late for that.” “The Nose Job” now on crackle: http://bit.ly/_Seinfeld
seinfeld: “I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire. Like, what was this? A whole empire based on putting your feet up”“The Non-Fat Yogurt" is on Seinfeld tonight!
seinfeld: “Like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.“ “The Burning” is on #Seinfeld tonight!