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sashayed: haha, enjoy those optics, you orange pile of tripe!!! š
sashayed: i canāt stop thinking about this video of kittens. iām on deadline and i canāt focus on literally anything else. imagine putting ur face right in there. right in the middle between the restless orange fluff and the lazy cream fluffs and
sashayed:This one time I went to an address by the American ambassador to the UK and he said he does this exercise with British students where he gives them index cards and asks them to write things on one side that frustrate/scare them about America,
sashayed: kingjammyjam: This is so dope. never 4get that kanye almost cut this verse because he KNEW it was 2 HOT “ā¦I thought about taking Nickiās verse off of āMonster.ā Because I knew people would say that was the best verse on the
sashayed: magicmikexxl: Feel the Magic. NOW PLAYING! Listen. I need to talk to you about the movieĀ āMagic Mike XXL.ā I sayĀ āmovie,ā but of course it is so much more than a movie. āMagic Mike XXLā is an experience. It is a promise. It
sashayed: me: okay, thatās enough.Ā i canāt live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves the world: ok here is an Opportunity me:
sashayed: mainermoose: technicolourunicorn: Likeā¦ Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself? So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?
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sashayed: the feeling of incredulous betrayal when someone is like āBEST COVER IāVE EVER HEARDā and it turns out the cover concept is āacoustic guitar, 12x slower,Ā gentle man bleatingā
sashayed: Iām covering a back to school event and I am a mess. just now as I was huddling in a corner sucking down coffee, a teen turned to me and asked innocently āAre you a freshman too?ā and without even thinking I snarled āI am one HUNDRED
sashayed: thenatsdorf: Cow catching snowflakes. [full video] my name is Cow,and wen its coldand gone is grassin which i roled,i do not mopetil new grass grow - i raiyse my hed.i lik the snow.
sashayed: like, no offense to other people, but the people who read this blog are the best people on the planet.Ā
sashayed: leftclausewitz: stormingtheivory: theĀ ātag yourselfā meme is probably the most advanced form of discourse on leftist tumblr in that it allows you to be maximally smug and dismissive with basically no expenditure of effort, itās the
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sashayed:me: okay, thatās enough.Ā i canāt live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves the world: ok here is an Opportunity me:
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sashayed: baking-soda: SOMEONE IN NEW YORK ADOPT SAMMY AND GIVE HIM A HOME BEFORE HE GETS KILLED TOMORROW.Ā what a perfect halloween pal.Ā āhe is beyond adorable, very wiggly and impossibly sweet.ā HE WILL BE UR OWN TEDDY BEAR BUDDY. GIVE HIM A
sashayed: [Image of two scripts created by Samala for speaking to your elected officials about the appointment of Steve Bannon as chief White House strategist. They read as follows:Ā āFor Democratic Senators and Representatives (except for Harry Reid
sashayed: roachpatrol: wilwheaton: micdotcom: Republicans in Congress fear Donald Trumpās Breitbart-fueled internet mob Trump and his top aides have a plan to keep Republicans in Congress in line: A band of conservative internet trolls stoked by
sashayed: valencing: current mood: house democrats coming up with pointedly thin excuses to skip the trump inauguration āHe hasnāt proved himself to me at all yet, so I respectfully decline to freeze my ass out there in the cold for this particular
sashayed:just need to share with someone that andy samberg (b. 1978) is 7 years older than White House goblin-of-all-work Stephen Miller (b. 1985), in case u were wondering whether being an evil, lying toady for the Apocalypse will literally suck the
sashayed:If your representative voted Yes on Trumpcare, thereās an upside: You still have a crucial, furious job to do.
sashayed: the-real-eye-to-see: There is nothing this man canāt do! Did u guys know that Terry Crews ā who grew up in Flint, Mich., and earned an arts scholarship to InterlochenĀ before his full ride as a college football playerĀ Ā āĀ just launched
sashayed: thewickedvega: I donāt get it when people act tough, I donāt understand it. To me, when you act tough youāre just saying, āHey! Iāve been though a lot of horrible stuff in my life. And I survived it, and now Iām ready to attack
sashayed: This one time I went to an address by the American ambassador to the UK and he said he does this exercise with British students where he gives them index cards and asks them to write things on one side that frustrate/scare them about America,
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sashayed: robotmango: some man online: āaryaās a mary sue. reyās a mary sue. i simply donāt believe a young girl could be that skilled.ā what they expect me to say: āwell, no, actually, canon supports it, because if you look back as far as
sashayed: turings: turings: in an attempt to appeal to the pathos of my potential employers, i wrote my resume using the same format a no-kill shelter would use to describe a geriatric dog i am a gentle, mild-mannered young man looking for a forever
sashayed:if you want to revitalize your relationship with tumblr just abandon it and go be exclusively on twitter for a year and that year is 2020. like choosing to shut yourself in a dark box scrambling your own brain with a cobbler’s awl for 18
sashayed: NOT TODAY, OFFICE WITCH #NICE TRY
sashayed: ps: in case u guys didnāt know, this is Jim Obergefell, the named plaintiff in the case that just made gay marriage LEGAL for EVERYBODY IN AMERICA. His husband and partner of 21 years, John Arthur, died of complications from ALS while they
sashayed: fallcaesar: It is necessary to understand that the police army at Standing Rock wants to start killing the water protectors. You donāt deliberately inflict hypothermia on people, especially older people, unless you are cognizant of the
sashayed: samanthabeeismyqueen: Washington state AG Bob Fergusonās response to Trumpās tweet š āIn response to the Presidentās tweet ā well. Wāuhhā¦ha. We have seen him in court, twice, and weāre two for two.ā
sashayed:u know when cat is curled up so small and then u touch them and they goĀ āmrā and curl up EVEN SMALLER? thatās Good
sashayed: the-real-eye-to-see:There is nothing this man canāt do! Did u guys know that Terry Crews ā who grew up in Flint, Mich., and earned an arts scholarship to InterlochenĀ before his full ride as a college football playerĀ Ā āĀ just launched
sashayed: thenatsdorf: Blind cat hugs his favorite pianist when he hears him play. (via sarperduman) (sarperduman)
sashayed:#honestly this is awfulĀ #his eyelashes look like a black cygnetās downĀ #his hair has all the deadly perfection and motionless eternal motion of a black holeās event horizonĀ #i think i saw van goghās starry night in the grain of his beardĀ #what
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sashayed: self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob
sashayed: vox: Obama: once out of office, Iām gonna stop being polite and start getting real Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin has a great new interview with President Obama in Vanity Fair. In the wide-ranging interview, they discuss Abraham Lincoln,
sashayed: umtryagainsweatie: Thatās the fuckign Lincoln Memorial u heard me. my president, donald trump, lives inside a pillar of the lincoln memorial. got a secret door. little house in there. got a couch and a playstation. he lives in there and when