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fandom-inc: *mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA
revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
fandomhell97: breezeinmonochromenight: kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What
rusethefox: cynic-in-denial: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! Mimi, when we do this, because I know we will, be sure it goes in the fridge for a bit. It gets too sticky if it’s not cold. i need
jaclcfrost: yes i take risks. cookie dough has raw eggs. cake batter has raw eggs. brownie batter has raw eggs. but do i give a frick? no. i eat them. they could have salmonella because of those raw eggs, but do i give a frick? no. i do not. i give like
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
ucsdhealthsciences: Typhoid Mary, Not Typhoid MouseLack of enzyme explains why typhoid fever is a human-specific disease The bacterium Salmonella Typhi causes typhoid fever in humans, but leaves other mammals unaffected. Researchers at University of
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life ok…this made me laugh. actually, i snorted.
latenightpersonality: When Heather Whitten posted an image of her husband, Thomas, holding their young son, Fox, while he had salmonella poisoning in November 2014, she wasn’t exactly trying to inspire total strangers to have a conniption. The photo,
labelladama: winteriron-is-coming: corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes
sistermaryfake: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” “gotta throw the whole eye
kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken
whitepeoplestealingculture: Salmonella on a plate.
lay-some-hate: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” “Jesus, how can
mydogsnokes: stealingyourpension: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth because I don’t want salmonella…. then don’t eat salmon….
dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
foeyedcurls: hwun: chiefsimba: pettyforyourthoughts: caylinemae: jadelust: maurypovichofficial: This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen Tbh lmfao I’m dying lmao I want to die E coli and salmonella everywhere
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw
deadgoliath: are people seriously scared to catch salmonella if eating raw cookie dough
jervae: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” THROW THE WHOLE EYE AWAY
beltaguise: icedragonqueen22: revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. Oh, this
thelastsworld:flutish:jloke:revedas:babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. This is dangerous,
dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! I LITERALLY JUST MADE THIS notei only used ½ cup brown sugar. probably would have been fine with even 1/3 cup if you want to lessen the impact. also, i melted
bbwmargot:flutish:jloke:revedas:babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. This is dangerous,
randomitemdrop:Item: Salmonella, the spreadable spoiled fish, a favorite of the undead and crabfolk alike
dangerliesbeforeyou:bittenbywolves:bittenbywolves:microdosing on raw cookie dough til im immune to salmonella wait i think i just invented vaccinations - Edward Jenner circa 1798
gayshitanddadjokes:ice-block:wilwheaton:salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:For future referencereblog to save a life in the (hopefully distant) futureALTWe’re not making out of the cyberpunk dystopia huh
kitfisto: rickyskaggs: rickyskaggs: whose that sad rock guy? soupy stevie? Sufferin’ Steven salmonella sharon
keab42: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” “Jesus, how can I avoid
spyderqueen: keab42: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” “Jesus,
thelastsworld:flutish:jloke:revedas:babynatxo:dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. This is dangerous,
unfrighty: Salmonella
