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keller55: hotfloridablonde: hubby loves to see me like this I love it and actually got the black guy that’s fucking my wife and I support them 1000000000%. The wife said she never would believed that sex could be soooooooooo fucking gooooooood.

k-auhale: So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed

historyfanatic17:funnyfacesplace:angergirl:AU CONTRAIREMY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT

funnyfacesplace:angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

luka-2713: marktwickers: myrmiden: Stepdad always said ….” Son…never speak with your mouth full “. Ich liebe es, die blashure zu sein… Follow me on Twitter

I said “side nigga” randomly in a convo last week & it still irks me….why’d I say that…

creepy-girls-club:when SZA said “lonely enough to let you treat me like this” I felt that.

boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.

darling-highness: my great aunt called me crying tonight. she’s a survivor of the holocaust. the first thing she said was “I never thought I would live to see another man like this come into power”, and if that doesn’t say something about Donald

i-said-id-never-walk-away: @attomic: cuando nos dibujaste D:! ( mira las cámaras <3) terrible HIPSTAH po wn, y sí, yo también me fijé en las cámaras <3

akihitoburritos: dotbawah: akihitoburritos: dotbawah: akihitoburritos: BROTHERS WITH BENEFITS My sex life exposed on tumblr wai you do dis to meh I didn’t even know LOL Well I never outright said you had done itBut now you have. Tis ok IDC

funnyfacesplace: angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

funnyfacesplace: angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

homolesbians: shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman plot twist

datcatwhatcameback: jakelionstumblr: Life is a sham. The amount of free time you earn to actually live life will never be worth the time you sacrifice to earn said free time. It’s a functional system, but considering you only get the one existence,

gingerhaze: I’m worried the same thing will happen to me if I watch it even though I don’t like werewolf things and I have never liked werewolf things and I don’t see any reason I would like it I told that to a friend and he said “but there’s

youphrasie: i love it when cishet white ppl will say smtn really offensive and then someone will reblog it and add “SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!!!!!!!” like. yes. someone FINALLY voiced their bigotry. this has NEVER been done before. what a VERY refreshing

my professor said my writing has improved since I’ve started in my grad program

greathaircut:they said i’d never learn to read…. but they didn’t count on this!!!!!!

My mom said everyone should’ve immediately suspected Gene was hiding something because he does entirely too much hands-on work for a store manager

shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman

angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN

shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman

humansofnewyork: “My mother died when I was three. I don’t remember much about her. But I do remember, when she was very sick at the hospital, she said to me: ‘Never let a man steal your life.’”(Nairobi, Kenya)

funnyfacesplace: angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

funnyfacesplace: angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman

hollywoodsuperstarmeredy: stupidsexyryoji: wait what why are people making votes without me NO I REFUSE TO BE IN THE PICTURE YOU GUYS ARE DUMB MIKKY DON’T YOU DENY ME THIS, OKAY? B-B-BUT BUT…. FINE. JUST THIS ONCE.

homolesbians: shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman plot twist

reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said “if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make

shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman

$danboorukami: sup \o/ its the end of the year and ive been on tumblr for a while now but ive never done this so i figured w everyone doing it, why not!!!! i havent been on tumblr lately enough to know whos who tho LMAO so im probably missing half of$

danboorukami: sup \o/ its the end of the year and ive been on tumblr for a while now but ive never done this so i figured w everyone doing it, why not!!!! i havent been on tumblr lately enough to know whos who tho LMAO so im probably missing half of

this should never need to be said but, people’s NSFW posts do not equate to a fucking invitation. Fuck Off.

yourbigsisnissi: I tend to never question why some people don’t believe in God. I think that there are a lot of reasons in life why someone wouldn’t believe in God. For me there are more reasons to believe than to not believe, but I understand why

I love how it’s taken me multiple days to realize I left off my top pick from that list.

shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman

Just finished Mass Effect 2 with all of my team members alive…!!! My god, that last hour of the game, my palms were sweaty the entire time!Never liked the Illusive Man anyway so I said fuck it to keeping the Collector’s base and blew it to

shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman

angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN

shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman

funnyfacesplace:angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

u-have-been-hacked:My ex said “you never gon find somebody like me” mf that’s the plan

funnyfacesplace: angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN

angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN

angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN

angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN

Not gonna lie im diggin this lipstick I never even BUY lipstick but it was only a dollar so I said fuckitt

funnyfacesplace: angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

homolesbians: shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman plot twist

funnyfacesplace:angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT

angergirl: AU CONTRAIRE MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID, “YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN

homolesbians: shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman plot twist

Things My Exes Said

midnightcatalyst: “She didn’t even glance at me. She just smiled toward the television and said, ‘You never get me. That’s the whole point.” - Looking for Alaska

kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist towards their own gender. in my civics class we were asked why we never had a female president and all the girls said it was because we pms. wtf? wtf is that shit? and then when girls say

once-upon-a-mistress: You said you never wanted to see me get hurt but you ended up being the one who hurt me in the end— you broke all of your promises // a.m.m, 3:37am

icankillyouwithjustoneword:oh, but when Edgar Allan Poe said :“ Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.” I wonder if I’m ever gonna experience that kind of love. I want that love, from myself too.

@scaryskeletman said: Maybe they just don’t want to be known as the person who wants a Mituna bodypillow? while not mentioning who commissioned something is a doable thing it’s kind of hard to work for somebody who stays on anon lmao and I’m

vixylixxx: I was busy taking pictures of this gorgeous lingerie I’ve been sent to shoot when my boyfriend called me. My timer went off and caught me smiling at something he said. I never smile in photos but I like this one, because it’s genuine.

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