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“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.

â€œAre you the London Aquarium? Because youâ€™re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to Heaven.â€

When you don’t have a booty but you’re trying hard anyway.

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stateslave: No. Hey. Can you hear me out there? This sun bed is making a weird humming noise. I know you’re out there. I cam hear you…hear you talking. Hey. Let me out. Please. The lights in here are acting all wei- all weird. They’re making

myclassywife:Weekend reblog I almost never re-blog others work. I prefer to keep this blog about a single subject (my wife).But I am compelled to introduce my followers to this beautiful woman’s posts. Not only does she have a fantastic physique, but

last for the night, we’re going to concert. Giving our guests a little pre-concert show (maybe some follow-up shots)… I feel so dirty :) XO-C

Through the night my wife kept on exposing her pussy… She had on a very short skirt with no panties… Few guys who sat next to us at a outdoor bar they we’re starting to notice she wasn’t wearing panties… While they

Mrs. Skydive’s public flash.. #1 Re-Blog it! :) skydivecpl.tumblr.com

I think I might be a sissy??There’s no thinking needed anymore, you’re full on sissy bimbo mode now.

cheating-cumsluts:Complete devastation Scumbag director/bully/alpha Master P: Hey dweeb as they say might say on the tv show The Voice..your wife’s “team is full”! Haha welp I guess that means you’re release is cancelled this year cuck boi.

I might re do the mouth… the bottom came out a little too long, I think, but so far it’s a puppet!Just needs the rest of the smaller deails.

Just re-discovered this one. One of my all-time favorites from JeanSwing. So. fucking. HOT. I love a good double creampie. And the bonus cock jousting afterwards ain’t that bad either!jimdiamond: Two cocks at once, double creampie. My wife

MASSIVE CUMSHOT MADNESS PT. 3:Okay, listen up. Stop whatever the fuck it is you’re doing right now. If you’re just waking up and making your coffee… fuck it, you won’t need it! THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN. And

Sign up to MGF, and send me a codeword! ;D (ONE CODEWORD PER MESSAGE, You get three for free, pick which three codewords you want wisely. ;D)Blogwhore = Two free teasers.Wutwut = Two free topless photos.DSL = Two free teasers. (They’re different

Today my blog is 7months old! Happy 7th month! Happy November to everyone. Thank you for all the love and kindness. I appreciate it :) You’re all awesome :*

So I’ve been working on my arms a bit recently. I’m slowly moving into a full work out routine. But so far I’m pretty happy with the results on my biceps. They’re considerably bigger than they were a couple of weeks ago.

We’re going home :3

chrysalis-army: i did a little quick thank you to everyone who said happy birthday to me yesterday! I know i missed a lot and i am sorry ;A; DONT HATE ME ;A; adurot askbadbloom askchangeling ask-dynamosparks askgargle ask-helix ask-king-sombra asklightki

asksweetdisaster: Finally feel settled enough to make a welcome post and be able to see if I can draw! XD But now I can say that I AM :) Thank you again soooo much for all the welcomes and messages that I’ve received! They made me feel so welcome when

SantaZu is here~~ I love to say.. Christmas isn’t about gifts, .. but let’s be honest, everyone loves gifts so here i am and got you and Yua-san something little anyway, to show that I did remember you, and maybe a little so people stop calling me

I like us better when we’re wasted It makes it easier to say it Lay all your laundry on the bed And then I’ll lay in it instead I like us better when we’re wasted [x] Well obviously this was before they started dancing bec Jean obvious

I got these fresh eyes, never seen you before like thisMy God, you’re beautifulIt’s like the first time when we open the doorBefore we got used to usual - Fresh Eyes by Andy Grammer [x]My birthday gift to me?? lol

(M) S is going to fuck me good this weekend! (S) oh yes…. I damn sure am!

You should reblog this if you're going to Sakura-Con 2014

We're in love, so why am I crying?

buckyxbarnes: And I’ve lost who I am. capitan america

suicidallyreckless: I googled ‘upside down cats’ and I am the farthest thing from disappointed

I just finished Truth of The Divine. This book destroyed me in the best possible way. I suffered and I was happy about it.I am a glutton for punishment.

colonel-bastard: that face when you realize that you’ve been low-key cosplaying as your finnish husband’s adorable oc (if you’re not reading matias and anders by @wuffen then you’re missing out) LOOK AT MY HANDSOME HUSBAND AND HOW CUTE HE LOOKS OH

gh0uliette: Okay so I am opening up commissions again! I have four slots available, PM me if you’re interested Prices! Sketches: บ + Ū per extra character Lineart: ฟ + Ū per extra character Flat color: ฤ + ŭ per extra character Full color:

THE CRAMPS THEY’RE TOO REAL THIS IS IT I’M DYING THIS IS MY FINAL HOUR

nico-di-angelato: “you’re cute, but you’re not my type" percy:

shiphitsthefan: radicalrevisions: So, so many works I’ve read could be vastly improved with tightening and shaving of superfluous words. Wordiness is an easy stumbling block, as we’re used to how we talk. We’re used to how others (long ago) wrote.

Ah, excellent! A fic about a genderfluid character! The author is using he and she pretty interchangeably, but maybe it’s just for set up purposes! Let’s check the notes! “Yes, I am aware of gender-neutral pronouns, and power to

thecutestscribeoferebor said: aaah, cutie ;A; they’re rambling about the math they did to figure out the appropriate cup size for their breast forms and garcia and morgan take it as a challenge to find a way to distract them to a point that

I think what’s really frustrating about whatever my head is doing is that it’s sliding back to how I felt when I was in high school? the whole you’re hideous/nobody likes you/you’re fucking useless. and I’m sure it’s

andymieintus: you’re right, quasimodo, we’re only made of stone. we just thought that you were made of something stronger.

mizgnomer: David Tennant’s Virgin Media advertisements (both on TV and online) He’s done 4 batches of them now: March-July 2012 January 2013 November 2013 May 2014 Yeah, they’re advertisements, but they’re so much fun!

brynwrites: There are two types of writers… Writer A: “I’ve fleshed this character out to the point where they’re more real then I am. I know everything about them, including their blood type, their thirty-first favorite song, what they did for

gallifrey-feels: Coming to the unwelcome realization that you are trapped in a Lovecraftian friendship like “You’re my best friend and I think you’re amazing but I’m pretty sure that if you started resurrecting corpses I would just shrug and

ragingbeard: thegoddamnservo: theskiesiwander: tonksinthetardis: ohmygod. I just made a really high-pitched sound, I think it was laughter but it’s 2 AM so I’m not totally sure. Funny, I just re-watched A New Hope tonight. Realized I need to

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too: sevenlittledevils: whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting this is so beautiful i actually almost cried

chronomaza:staff:Hi! We’re introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They’re a steal at ů.99—that’s cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why,

rohohoho: WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHO ARE YOU? tHANK YOU SO MUCH I AM CRYING WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY LET ME KISS YOUR FACE AND SHOWER YOU IN CHOCOLATE. |･ω･｀)

buckyhtml: you’re safe as long as you don’t imagine your otp slow dancing to ‘the way you look tonight’ in their pjs in the kitchen of their new house at 3am with their heads resting on each other’s shoulders if you do imagine that then you’re

usedpaperplanes: stimtime: You aren’t faking unless you decided to fake it. If you’re worried you might be faking, you aren’t. I really needed this. You’re not faking it, you and your feelings are valid and real.

I like getting an iced carmel macchiato from Starbucks because at first it’s like carmel milk and you’re like yo where’s the coffee and then its like oH YOU WANT COFFEE HERES FIVE SHOTS OF EXPRESSO HAHAHA SUFFER.

crawdaunt:straightboyfriend: humorking: if you call yourself hot i will find you extremely unattractive no matter how actually hot you are why? is it because you’re scared of confidence? what’s wrong with someone knowing they’re attractive.

plaingold: Even as you’re self-improving, cocooning yourself and waiting to erupt, making better beauty, fashion, friendship choices, you’re still enough. It’s so tempting to condemn yourself now with that future goal of becoming more palatable,

justbeatingadeadhorse: Sometimes You’re the Hammer, Sometimes You’re The Nail // A Day to Remember This song gets me through.

hella-bogus: endlessroadhome: hella-bogus: Ollie and her relationship with cats has not changed over the past couple of years @endlessroadhome Who else am I supposed to hug 😂 WTF ME. (Jk cats at more cuddly, if you hug me too much you might drown

You know you’re a failure when your Colombian manager tells you you’re a disaster at speaking Spanish…

corrupturges:Concept A sub riding their dom and about to climax“Who am I?” The dom asks “My God” The sub moans shakily “You’re my God”The dom smirks and thrusts up into their sub “Good girl, cum for your

jen-iii: Rhin wanted to be a Bulbasaur and so I drew us as an Arcanine and Bulbasaur and we’re gonna go on adventures and stuff and they’re gonna be my hands with Vine Whip and Ima keep them warm with my floof

electrodrift: dashingicecream: i just got really emotional and almost teary-eyed listening to the KnM opening Dammit dashing, you’re making me want to watch it again. omg no i am literally about to weep uGH

itsokaamichin14: marx-the-spot: THAT FEELING WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS REALLY HOT BUT THEY’RE ALSO HALF OF YOUR OTP SO YOU’RE KIND OF STUCK BETWEEN “MARRY ME” AND “NO WAIT MARRY THEM” Reminds me of dashingicecream and noxypep

Ohhhhh, thank you! <3 And have fun with Y5! I have a lot of thoughts about it that I won’t put in this post because they’re spoilers, but know that it’s such a huge, sprawling game that there’s something in it for everyone. By the way, re.

I can’t cross city lines to visit my family today so it’s just me and this little dork. If you’re also stuck on your own for the holidays because you’re observing restrictions on gatherings, please know that Louie is very hungry proud of you.

ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE

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