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roachpatrol: mindfang pin-up commission! had a lot of fun with the colors.
roachpatrol: intestinalfortitude: Read it, it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen. Check out these choice panels: can we please translate all manga into this english from now on
roachpatrol: kateordie: freezecooper: Ppl be like “ I want an actual male gem, not just Steven.”Jeez, it’s like having only one character to represent your whole gender in a group composed all of another gender is a bit upsetting huh? I wonderwhatthat
roachpatrol: razputinthecuteone: So a cat had babies in our boat and I need to find homes for these kittens. If you live in the SoCal area and know of any organizations that can take them or help I would love to know the name. I cannot keep these precio
roachpatrol: polks: mistercrowbar: Ohhey, something in the Paypal TOS change that’s actually worth mentioning (cutting some stuff out to make it more to the point):10.3h If you violate the PayPal Acceptable Use Policy, … you will be liable to PayPal
roachpatrol: anatomicalart: fucktonofanatomyreferences: A gracious fuck-ton of male posing/movement. Happy Valentines day followers. Here’s some damn fine male anatomy for you. heyyyyy
roachpatrol: a fine slice of cheesecake for @lizardlicks’ birthday!
roachpatrol: the fun police: shipping this queer girl with that straight male is LESBIAN ERASURE me, a bisexual: hey guess what
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: eighthchiharu: antielricest: notconfusedanymore: antielricest: Then stop normalizing it Then stop romanticizing it Then stop pretending it’s “hot” Then stop pretending it’s “cute” will you ever understand
roachpatrol: itchycoil: Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill thank you
roachpatrol: cynological: That’s a weird dragon. shut up i love her
roachpatrol: smallswingshoes: atheologist: (source) “Bad chemicals.” Yikes. THE DEVIL’S DOORBELL I’M SCREAMING brb i gotta ding dong ditch the devil’s doorway
roachpatrol: redjeep: retrogasm: When they realized women were using their sacks to make clothes for their children, flour mills started using flowered fabric for their sacks. The label was designed to wash out. 1939 Kansas Wheat… holy fuck that’s
roachpatrol: blazepress: The level. i’m very angry and very impressed
roachpatrol: vastderp: weloveshortvideos: The Sunday paper was a bit larger than normal this week. AWWWWWWWWWWW A VALIANT PUPPER
roachpatrol: winneganfake: zenkitty714: igiggleatpuns: wyattv2: busket: sinshine: So the “Bernie Sanders Exposed” group on Facebook put this up as I guess reasons not to vote for him but all I’ve been seeing all day is people going FUCK YEAH
roachpatrol: why would you do this to me
roachpatrol: leagueofaveragefolk: fleamontpotter: fleamontpotter: fleamontpotter: i was looking for the perfect swan painting for my wall and i couldn’t find it and then i remembered i’m a fucking artist and designer and oh yeah i can do it myself
roachpatrol: luongomaplebacon: THIS BABY SEAL IS GETTING ITS LITTLE SEAL STOMACH BRUSHED. if i’d known ‘seal groomer’ was a job when i was a kid my life would have turned out very differently
roachpatrol: pluspluspangolin: sigmaleph: responsible-reanimation: thesleepiestboy: dadcore420: redfurniture: spacebattles: I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!” You’ve Got To Be Pulling My
roachpatrol: nerdybonbon: dashbeardconfessional: dashbeardconfessional: Keeping Myself Entertained While Parked (COMPILATION 2.0) https://vine.co/tags/keepingmyselfentertainedwhileparked This man is a gift to humanity the way he goes from Heroic
roachpatrol: ceruleancynic: aurusallos: edwardspoonhands: brucesterling: climateadaptation: New pictures from Mars. Via: http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?release=2016-236 *Look at all those flakey sediment layers. Man, that must have been
roachpatrol: ben-nye-the-science-guy: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: #first rule of the avatar fandom #ALWAYS REBLOG THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY AT THIS PANEL I WENT TO I ASKED DANTE BASCO WHAT HIS FAVORITE LINE AS ZUKO WAS AND HE SAID THIS ONE my favorite
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: copperbadge: halloweentreat: Congratulations, you made it halfway to Halloween!Halfoween is the day when next Halloween appears on the horizon before us and the last one disappears behind. Bake some cookies tonight and
roachpatrol: mawsandclaws: concept: I’m rich enough to buy art from freelance artists, commission artists to draw my ocs and i can frame them and put them up on my wall. concept: all the art is done in the style of fancy portraiture and all the frames
roachpatrol: gaydaddeluxe: allisonfuckinargent: elfhugs: thank u free country usa god bless a true jury of my peers if i do a crime i really hope there’s a cat in the jury. i hope the entire jury is cats. god bless america.
roachpatrol: sailorbeefcake: zonbii-corner: takashi0: sailorbeefcake: frostypeddler: sailorbeefcake: >Asgore ‘King Kindergarten Killer’ Dreemurr>Asgore ‘Spike The Tyke’ Dreemur>Asgore ‘Ankle-Biter Beater’ Dreemurr>Asgore
roachpatrol: huckly: I needed a paperclip and my mom tried to give me these ~novelty~ dog bone things:and I hope you understand why this is a terrible design for a paperclip I’M GOING TO ORDER A MILLION
roachpatrol: victoria-wayne: p0kemina: theequeenpin: nefepants: macsceneshawe: 1stfrom92: When your lady on her period. this got funnier as it went “Don’t call her a bitch but GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE” Facts 😂 There needs to
roachpatrol: thatwriterchickyouknow: dreaminghermione: Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points Finally a Fred and
roachpatrol: mollykittykat: HE THREW THE NOTHING AWAY JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT
roachpatrol: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up, this means a black bear is a black brown
roachpatrol: mogifire: friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around
roachpatrol: rockscanfly: Okay, so because THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT happened, a bunch of people are donating money to the US Holocaust Memorial here. If you don’t get why Captain America being secretly a Nazi-affiliate or out-right Nazi is a big deal,
roachpatrol: rey-a-drop-of-golden-sun: godyoutalkpretty: Star Wars Episode IV “A New Hope” A (probably unsuccessful) long-term attempt to gif every DVD I own: 9 of ? So I’m picturing Leia getting escorted from her cell for reasons unknown to
roachpatrol: catstextposts: This cat fully shaved… except for its face. @kinomatika give pashka this cut
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: terrorfoster: gogomrbrown: Lovely. What a punch on the one hand, he’s going to dine out on this story amongst his racist friends for years, telling them about how the violent leftists attacked him and so forth.
roachpatrol: thebibliosphere: clockworkcanary: drst: badscienceshenanigans: firespirited: thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: People adding Nazi apologist shit onto my posts like “but nazis invented cell phones and space rockets so without them
roachpatrol: ghostymcspooky: soloontherocks: notanotherreyloblog: thebaconsandwichofregret: azumariko: he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can’t find his ex-best friend
roachpatrol: jumpingjacktrash: adamtots: theinsanewombat: adamtots: False advertising. make comics about funny shit not about real life no i think this is funny as fuck agreed, and also you can use clear nail polish or any kind of laquer coat
roachpatrol: thescienceofjohnlock: actionstarpatrickswayze: weskit: Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3 okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton dolly parton is the best i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen Dolly Parton
roachpatrol: curiobjd: questioning-violet: hey gyns let me plug a book for a second. its a childhood favorite of mine, but its also one of the best fairy tale books for little girls, imho. its called ‘the serpent slayer: and other stories of strong
roachpatrol: tastefullyoffensive: Science Penguin [x] i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
roachpatrol: cuckou: Probs shits gold tinsel this is definitely a fairy
roachpatrol: sunnyblu: Pidgey that’s a spearow
roachpatrol: sarcoptid: i’d just like to take a moment to appreciate one of my new favorite fishes, the longnosed lancetfish that’s a dragon
roachpatrol:“My children are strange, but they are brave, and powerful, and impeccably groomed.”
roachpatrol: angriest little birdling
roachpatrol: thatsonofamitch: this tweet changed my entire life drill is one of the greatest philosophers of our age and i’ll fight anyone who says otherwise
roachpatrol: i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore like buddy sorry
roachpatrol: petrichoriousparalian: KING BREAB this is all i need from life i am content
roachpatrol: cis-passing: theskankmonster: cis-passing: why is this weak ass font over a lake and some mountains they deserve better THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT we’re bisexual. we can have explosions and mountain lakes.
roachpatrol: joachimmurat: I’m not sure what’s going on but I like it. now this is a dionysian rumpus worth attending
roachpatrol: awwww-cute: Girlfriend’s mice tangle their tails when cuddling what the fuck this is too cute
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