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retarded-princess: I feel like the one on the left totally made the one on the right do all the work… Looks to me that the one on the left ends up with more than she bargained for.
retarded-princess: I totally have a lot in common with her. I love rice crispies too!
retarded-princess: I found 45 cents between the cushions of the sofa the other day, using just exactly this method!
retard-huh: I hope she stays
retarded-princess: You were going to be a gymnast someday. That was the plan. Somewhere on that road one choice led to another choice which led to another, and now it seems like…. this….was always your inevitable destination…
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhoreswillbewhores:Yes yes yes. The nose knows. Guys, if she has a cold…give her at least a chance to breathe, k? No one wants to deal with the legal difficulties that can come from accidental suffocation, right?
retarded-princess: themayorofwrongtown: Pure gold Didn’t you see where it said “out of service?” Some people really have no respect for the social order anymore. Rules are there to be followed! If you keep breaking them you’ll destroy our
retarded-princess: FUCKING BANANAS, YO.
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhoreswillbewhores: She respects herself. When she writes her memoirs I hope this gets a whole chapter, because I really want to know what’s going through her mind here.
retarded-princess: stoutter: cuteanal: Please follow me to see more teens getting fucked in the ass! You’re really gonna give me a C? Really? That’s awesome. I’m so glad you like my lil’ butthole! Okay honestly this caption made me laugh.
retarded-princess: Think about it for a second. This is your *job,* the closest thing you have to a career. This. This is what pays your bills. And you fucking CHOSE it. Awesome thought, isn’t it?
retarded-princess: I don’t really do drugs other than booze but I kinda wanna try whatever she’s on…
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhores: Dignity - she has it. But if she flushes the toilet it’ll probably be going down the drain.
retarded-princess: Must be Christmas in Retardistan!
retarded-princess: dasflute: gifslap: behind the scenes shows a cute fluffer on the porn set Being a fluffer is probably the one job that will make your parents prouder of you than being an actual porn star. “So you suck cocks on porn sets for
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhores: dirtcherry: whore-iental: fear perfected. Just amazing! This is so hardcore. Tia Ling freaks out when drowning in piss. The little bdsm dong running this site planned poorly, showing his lack of professionalism
retardé la poursuite du voyage…*
datcatwhatcameback: findchaos: tracieeganmorrissey: I put a lot of effort and attention to detail into our costumes this year. I knitted her sweater and got her vintage Nikes. People in the neighborhood didn’t get it and just thought I was a lazy
retarded-princess: …give us this day our daily cum… Great
retarded-princess: Well…I mean might as well right? Were you going to do something else productive for society? Really? True
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhores: Lol. Sasha is such a fucking whore… This is like… postmodern or something. Hot like this chick
retarded-princess:The Last Supper in the background really lends a touch of class to the drooling whore look.
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhores: whoreswillbewhores: Stupid submissive Asian slut Sammy obediently drinks lots of piss. This is epic. It is disturbing and a huge turn on at the same time. You must check it out. Please re-blog if you like it!
retarded-princess: drooling-femme: dirtiest face on planet > watch full scene here ϟ follow droolingfemme < Some of us go to school and work to carve a niche out in the world, a reason to justify our existence. To others, that sense of
retarded-princess: wherewhorescum: “Men like us for our brains and personality.” Sisters who smush their giant fake tits together, stick together!
retarded-princess: goodmorningm0therfucker: © Serina Komuro I think she’ll be surprised by all the tattoos and such once she wakes up. Probably not as surprised as when she looks at the calendar though…
retarded-princess: I guess it’s as good a place to keep it as any other…
retarded-princess: I hate running across pictures of that whore my mom on tumblr.
retarded-princess: My friend and I were chatting about that movie Hot Girls Wanted, and he goes “First you’re thinking about how you’re going to spend all the money, and then before you know it you’re like:…for the rest of your life.”I let
retarded-princess: xdeviantprincessx: hazelshotgun: Disney Princess Lingerie UNF! Jasmine and Belle :3 No one ever fucking includes Mulan. Or Lilo. Lol. < |D”’
the-timelordwholived: today while in the bookstore i heard a boy behind me say “WOW THEY MADE THE HOBBIT INTO A BOOK!”
Retarded posts on my dash
john-egbert-watson: castiel-the-assbutt: whatthisismyurl: wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before that’s a snake
Retarded Unicorns On The Desert. ▲
retarded-princess: slutsbow2sir: Now that’s what I call a successful team banquet. Cheerleaders at Retardistan High were kind of the worst, in my experience, but sometimes they acted reasonably: you see, Zach had slept with Kayla, even though he
retarded-princess: American Apparel ads go too far sometimes.
retarded-princess: whoreswillbewhores: Oh Sasha, what won’t you do? Well, does “be well adjusted” count?
retarded-princess: When you get so bored that you’re looking around the room for something interesting to hold your attention WHILE your “boyfriend” does his best to prove his supposed “big tough guy” credentials by violently fucking your face….well,
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