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You have to love Mourinho. The man got such a personality, and is not afraid of anything. He needs some cred for that! Viva Mourinho!
Don’t we just love these personal team photos?
For reals!! (Taken with Instagram)
diaryof-alittleswitch: harley-daddy: diaryof-alittleswitch: Cause gawd dammit, my Daddy is fine as fuck and I am some freaking lucky ass girl to have him. He’s an amazing person and he’s so yummy I want to lick, nibble and kiss every inch of him.
This is fantastic to see in person. Extremely voyeuristic sensation when it happens in front of you.
cuckoldpleasure: Cuckold Pleasure: Come to our Cuckold Fantasy & Frolic party in Denver Colorado. This is my wife, Miss Mae, and she will give you a personal guided tour of the dungeon. Obviously you can do a lot more than cuckolding in a dungeo
A friend of mine is in a real pinch, but it’ll take 3-5 business days for me to transfer money to my Paypal account. Is there a faster way to send money internationally (that preferably won’t cost through the nose with fees)?
That’s not the question. The real question is, do I dare take a bunch of selfies and then draw ponysonas based on them?
Some people who have not seen me in real life may think that I exaggerated the colours on my self-portrait icon. I did. I actually darkened my skin tone. My skin is so white it’s the colour of fluorescent Vaseline. I glow under black lights. My ancestors
Vibing in my bed, stoned as heck. Disney really is the real MVP for bad days
Mmmm post orgasm afterglow is a real thing y'all, I’m feeling gooooood
I’m going to be real honest about this blog right now. I initially started a nude blog to post photos of myself into kind of gain self confidence and I just kind of like taking photos and modeling at this point. Obviously we all get horny too. But
I just had a dream that I went on a sexy date with my real estate agent.
THIS IS COMPLETELY BRILLIANT I AM WATCHING ON THE NEWS RIGHT NOW SOMEONE STAGED A WEDDING BETWEEN GANDALF AND DUMBLEDORE THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS REAL AND IT IS AMAZING THANK YOU UNIVERSE
I had a dream there was a gif on this website of a parade of running, tripping puppies - except for one, who executed a perfect slo-mo cartwheel. I am completely disappointed with life because this is not real.
The Adderall Crash.It’s real andwe are about togetFUCKED
I wish I could make more friends. I have more practice making online friends and real friends would be cool too. I miss my IRL best friend. I don’t have time to see people anymore. Or even chat online. There’s a coworker who I get along with
I’m quite certain my subconscious wants me to be a writer again. For the second time in a week, I had a dream that would make for an awesome work of fiction. The actual dream didn’t make much sense when applied to real life, so I have altered
I Get Internet Tomorrow Which Means That Anytime I Type A Post I Have The Option Of Using A Real Keyboard Instead Of My Thumbs Which Is As Much Of A Hassle For Me As Reading This Post Is For You So You Can See
Uh oh I’m getting real nervous
Why do I buy Real Food in hopes that I’m actually going to cook it? I won’t, and then it goes bad, and then I waste money
I have a real talent for spending hooooours trying to be productive but actually accomplishing jack
DM and I were discussing whether to hook up and what time, and I said I wanted an hour and a half to get ready whenI came out of the shower to this This is crap-ass behavior, and I’m gonna be real with y'all. There is only one reason he’s
It occurred to me that I might have hecked upAs this thing unfolded it never occurred to me that DM might develop feelings for me. I’m so used to men taking advantage of me, I figured we’d be real with each other and just be FWB.I’m
Dreamed that I kissed Neil aaaaaOk life, make it real now
Remember that time not too long ago I thought I was gonna actually get a real relationship?AhaAhahahahaha
i wish i could have a better attention span for writing, so i could be a Real Author and have a seat at the table of writer-sempais in my fandom so i can talk to them about writing instead of just commenting on what they wrote, this is all i have wanted
I want one of those cute gamer and hardcore music and edm relationships. I wanna be able to fuck people up online and then take you with me to fuck people up in real life moshing and raging and shit. Then when the day is done, we can cuddle up and watch
Love how the first snapchat I get after publicly sharing it is a dick pic. Not to say I didn’t expect that, but are you serious? Cmon. Be mature. Be a REAL man. Sick of this shit. THAT’S NOT WHAT I USE SNAPCHAT FOR. Y'ALL SOME NASTIES
I fucking hate this site but I still check back at least 4 times a day so who’s the real loser…?
Backhanded comments? Are we for real? Thought we were supposed to be supportive…
Really wish I had a mate. Like a life mate. I know things in real life are way more complicated than that. But I’m cliche. Through all this deep seeded hatred for my emotions and myself, I have a lot to give. I spend too much time with myself. I
This is the real, honest reason that I just now responded to all the messages that I got the past few days: I hurt my hands playing Animal Crossing for too many hours straight and now it hurts to type anything long on my phone, so I had to wait until
Get real!
The struggle to motivate my self to clean and do laundry is real!
So I’ve come to the conclusion that I want a Sphynx Cat. For no real reason. They’re apparently very good cats and can even learn voice commands like dogs. They also get along with other animals, which works for me. I just want one,
Also I am a w f u l at reacting to my name “Donnie” in real life. I need to get better at that. Oops.
The storm is about to get real in a few hours. For now, we still have cable, internet, and power. We had a huge, fun breakfast and we’re not in a flood zone, so we’re okay thus far. I hope everyone in the general area is still okay.
I’m pretty much convinced that anyone who interacts with me in real life in a semi-regular basis hates my guts. I don’t really blame them, because I hate my guts, too. But it’s still not a really nice feeling.
I feel terrible and I want someone to talk to me, but there’s no point in asking. it’s just. everything is awful oh my God cons are grea,t but they remind me how awful my real life is.
“Tell That Mick He Just Made My To-Do List” is my go-to fuck you song to my life the past five months. It’s 2 real for me after all of this bullshit.
gandalfexmachina: I changed my concert look for safety reasons and for looking cute reasons. real question upon looking at this selfie… should I dye my hair red? I’ve always felt like it was off limits, because my SO is a redhead, but
i’ve spent so much of the night wandering around my apartment in a bra and gymshorts at one point i spaced out for two hours staring at cracks in the wall I’m not entirely sure are real? that was weird. I hope I’m not having some kind
let’s be real here, two of the major reasons as to why I’m a social studies teacher are American Girl Dolls and the Dear America series.
I hecked up my order at Starbucks and now I’m drinking a for real coffee drink and I’m trying to not be a big baby about it, but I am not a coffee drinker so I’m trying to play it cool while I write Caesar/Joseph fic at this place.
I don’t know why I bother going through the t*ans he*dcanon tag half the time. if there’s anything worthwhile in the world of that stuff, my friends will either reblog it or message me about it. Or let’s be real, one of my friends
also, there are many instances where I find taako and magnus relatable, but ultimately barry is Real as Fuck for me…
gay camp was a LOT of fun, even if it was super challenging. I learned a lot about myself, working with youth, and everything inbetween. now it’s time to go back to the “real world” aka scramble to get cosplay done by otakon.
leaper182: rainbowbarnacle: spacenoot: beldaran: jumpingjacktrash: you go, you beautiful person. you fuckin go. YES FUCK YES No ok but I actually met him. Several of my colleagues and students were hired to do some assessments for several manmade
Real talk why does everyone like to steal my character design and make him straight. That is the most incorrect thing I have ever seen in my life he is so gay he would break the kinsey scale
Real hours at midnight: on one hand I hate Tumblr because the staff keeps getting worse by the year, but on the other hand I’m absolutely addicted to the privacy and function of Tumblr. There is no other social media I’ve found that will let
self-shadowing-prey:I’ve setup a sfw backup over at @selfshadowingprey that will be my new primary in the event @surrealist-phantoms and by extension this blog gets the axe. Phantoms has always been my primary but this one is my real baby so, yeah.
First off, I NEVER talk about this in real life….but here we go… I’m becoming a sexual frustrated 25 year old. Yes, I’ve never had sex, but it’s getting to the point I just wanna….asdfkjlksdlfjsldkf. And it’s
animated boys are such nicer alternatives to real life boys.
animated boys: hell yeah real life boys: hell no
did i for real lose followers for saying i don’t like mizusei.
You can be the most honest, real, down to earth person and people will still fuck you over...
I know being a real woman isn’t a realistic goal. But you always go on and on about not settling for something you don’t deserve and that dreams can be real… I just sad a feel naive
these are my icky gross evil proshipper opinions i’m only AcTIvE so people don’t turn around and act like i’ve betrayed them for *checks notes* not thinking cartoons are real. BETTER WATCH OUT
So I have this really fucked up habit.I tend to believe things that people tell me. No, I’m not talking about being gullible. I’m not talking about not being able to pick up on sarcasm or lies–I’m talking about real things. Real, important,
