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bannock-houmanreview; me, my cock, showing you my shit, i’m on xtube as BANNOCK2
me, my cock, showing you my shit. I’ve been smoking and stroking ever since my first hardon. my bannock-hou account was deleted is now bannock-houmanreview
bannock-hou:big77boi: bannock-hou: big77boi: thick massive cock bouncin’. shit! i wanna go down on that fucker! those big bull balls promise a huge load! fuck yeah! This is me, my cock fuck yeah! i want that cock, bannock-hou! i’d drop 2 my knees
I’d let him fuck the shit out of me omg
Reblogs for credit. Me by @themorty . This is why I hate Tumblr…people stealing and uncrediting and not giving a shit :(((((
“Must get cramped in here.”“I prefer to think of it as cozy.”These boys! These boys! These boys!!This commission is for @firegrilled <3 Find out more about the Mirrorverse fic this is based on here!Buy Me Coffee | Commission Me | Check
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cicadinae: breelandwalker: snkfan: myallyistheforce: Cats do this because its a hunting instinct to snap the neck of their prey. *the more you know* It’s a murderer instinct but holy shit it’s so cute. Fun Fact: The little shaking move they
me on my way to fuck shit up
fruitsloops: me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!! me, 4 hours later:
me: [masturbating, daydreaming up hot scenarios]me: aw yes we got this girl here and this other girl here. They’re gonna fuck. Niceme: okay so now they need realistic, believable backstories
me, whenever i try to do a challenge or daily art and then life, kicks me right in the nuts
setharooni: “oh shit, im gunna cum!” me:
Friend: *causually talking about their day while stretching there legs over me*Me: * Layin here trying to listen while her legs are pushing into my slightly overfilled bladder * this is ok, this is ok, this is oooofffnnn… okkkkkkkkkk .\.
Me: *logs onto youtueb* oh there is female csgo league, this looks awesome! Also me: *looks at comments* why :)
Me: *doesn’t reblog anything in a whole day* Me: Uhhh… where are my notes??? everyone must hate my blog now :////
ask-oncies-jizz:who else missin this shit every day of their goddamn life for the past 10 years
lovejustalittlebitharder: friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay
theteenytinygirl:anyway men continue to dissapoint me
rainaramsay: crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill
snazzapplesweet: If you give me any positive reinforcement whatsoever i will go full doggo and hang on to that shit forever and my internal thought process will pretty much boil down to “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
steppingoncellphones: Tokyo Ghoul: A Discovery of Just How Much I’m Into Guro Tokyo Ghoul: I Shouldn’t Be Aroused Right Now Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Pretty Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Even Prettier All Beat Up Tokyo Ghoul: Gee I Want To Kick The Shit
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
It’s been a little over a year since my last relationship fell through. Since then I’ve had guys treat me like shit or drop me off the face of the Earth. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong, but I need to figure out what it is. Maybe I’m not doing
clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
ladymac111: shinysherlock: thisis-my-note: Me writing an essay Me doing almost anything. Adulthood.
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
Send me a URL and I will talk shit about them
magic-murder-bag: zoewashburne: jewishkarkat: are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist #like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really
Watching the riots in Baltimore on the news and I’m beyond pissed. I can’t watch this shit anymore. I’m not posting on this shit anymore. I’m all for protesting and joining together as a community to get our voices heard and for
New quickie Post-It!! Lately i’ve been really “sick of your shit, humans” Puke you! #postitlife #quicksketch #reallyquick #dirty #puke #me #littlebuns #green #markers Follow me on Instagram!
“you know we turn up for this pretty boy shit, you feel me? like i said, shout out to all the beautiful girls around the world, you feel me? Aye, man, pretty boy, street boy, you already know man. tiny shirt all day, tiny shirt every day.” -Brandon “Lil
ectobiologist: when u want to comment on how wrong someone else is but you don’t want to start shit
alluringhowell: I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
burgrs: if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like
thinly: @ God please send me a hot boy who ain’t gonna fuck shit up in my heart or brain but is also down with my chill lifestyle and blesses my ego by telling me daily my ass looks good amen
anders-apostate:Me: *Flirts with someone*Them: *Flirts back*Me: Oh shit, I never thought I would get this far. What am I supposed to do now?
tre-cool-swallows: Am I Being Too Sensitive Or Are People Treating Me Like Shit: a debut novel by me
yagirlnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i
realmv: tolivetraveling: realmv: if we’re mutuals you have full permission to: come to my house and beat me up i won’t fight back i just need the shit kicked out of me I think you need a hug no 1 asked
arashincleric:arashincleric: If you’ve seen me in real life recently, you may have seen a large mark on my arm.That’s because on the morning of Friday 18th Sep 2015, I was assaulted by someone I thought cared about me. My now ex-boyfriend Ian Mooney
Me being a potato at work. 2014, you were a shit year, but at least I learned a few things. So here. More of my face to be ignored. Yay.
Look and feel shit.
i just watched my boyfriend drop a whole pan of stir fry on the floor as he was stirring it while we were on facetime. shit was amazing and he hung up on me cuz i was laughing.
youtubekillsme: Do I Actually Have a Crush On You Or Do I Just Like That You’re Nice to Me and Cute: a novel by me
tacocore-:dvsorder: Things my exes said: A week difference This hit me like a train holy shit
shit shit do you ever unfollow someone because you don’t want to bother them when you like their stuff but then you forget their url or they change it and you’re like no I want to follow you again!!!
mothurs: me: i’m done posting personal shit online me 5 minutes later: it all started when i was 4 years old and
omg wait ok so I changed my blog’s title from the whole sun/peace sign shit (it’s actually not shit it’s from this really pretty song ok) to match my url and now on my dash it looks sooo short when I go to click on my blog page thing
can someone pls message me
guys tumblr isn’t letting me queue more than 300 posts WHAT IS THIS what if tumblr gets shut down for like several months my queue would run out and people would unfollow me UNACCEPTABLE DAVID
i feel so shit and i seriously wish i was sick so i had a good reason to feel this shit and to sleep all day in order to get over it
Last night was insane a lot of weird shit happened and none of us slept and I had 3 solid bangs today one of which immediately preceded a 9am final. He likes me, he reaaaally likes me but I think we’re at a good spot. I like him he makes me laugh
lucazade: also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget
apoyando: me freshman year: omg i want everyone to be my friend!! im gonna be so nice and ima be that person that nobody ever talks shit about!!!!!!me now:
Me: *Thinks about the possible hours I’m going to put into this*Me: *Whimpers a lil*
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Me: *Scrolling*Me: *sees the beginning of a fan gif of Ruby and sapphire kissing*Me: AHH THATS SO CUT-wait a second that’s my gif I made
me: i h8 r/wb/yme: -buys cheap r/wb/y poster and frame from store and hangs it on my wall-me: h8 this shit
