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maraiya-chan: emilylouiserichardson: The last picture is the face of fear. this is the reality of children.
xtitlefight: fuck hahahahaaha
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New favourite joke:
h0llo: Iâm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person youâll ever meet
sorry: a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that Iâm dragging a body should be irrelevant.
versaceslut: “youre objectifying men”
gorilllas: @myself what the fuck are you doing
ziallsocraycray: âall math problems can be done without a calculatorâ
rneerkat: i would kill for a job as an assassin
inkerdoodle: excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die
spermbanker: IF U DO NOT LIKE ME: 1. Me neither 2. I donât care
iguanamouth: not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like âhey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretantâ
teencry: i think youâre suffering from a lack of vitamin me
heyreallygiger: if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is âdid it hurtâŠwhen you fell from heaven??â It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
vividroute: Letâs Play ep.99
schmergo: schmergo: I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesnât want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because
cliterallysame: this is honestly my favorite post
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: cell-mate: crackerhell: ethanwearsprada: i think itâs a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes plutoâs losing its planetary status as a personal offense yes pluto is smaller than russia. why did we
artkat: despairnaegami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
squidwurd: main goals when going to a friendâs house: pet dog avoid parent donât clog toilet
hotsuburbandad: This is fake. They havenât been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guyâs shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in
lamelohan: me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out
virguin: how can i be ready for future when iâm not even ready to get up in the morning
randomgeeknamedbrent: biodeamon: polterghast: current mood: the bartender from soul eater current mood: the bartender from durarara current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and youâre like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now #shout
callmeoniisan: dreamybean: starfleetinginterest: what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent why spiders i didnt enter a lease agreement with no spider
rumour: *logs in to tumblr*
boara: HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
captainjaymerica: I am a butt scientist. An asstronomer if you will.
guy: omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like âi think heâs gay, thatâs so fuckin weirdâ and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was
darrynek: Congratulations! Your PROCRASTINATION has evolved into Full Blown Apathy!
worthyourweightinfanfiction: stileinskii: Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS
hocotate-civ: “People your age shouldnât be playing video games” “People your age shouldnât be buying toys” “People your age shouldnât be⊔
boundtothewater: Sheâs up all night to pet dogs Iâm up all night to pet dogs Weâre up all night to pet dogs Weâre up all night to pet puppies
msjewbooty: what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun
dkc2: Well I know reason #1
hadleyferre: nagitok: “what did this man do, officer?” “he just⊠he just did everythingâ #javert finally catches up with jean valjean
itsvondell: someone is going to say âi have to go to the moonâ in a bored, defeated tone one day
waitingondhr: a interesting plot with 6th grade writing
CRAZY CHICK WITH A GUN!
letsallgotothelobby: Tumblr: Remember when cartoons where actually good? Me:Â ??????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????
a-girl-and-her-leopard: Me when I overestimate how much someone likes me
inprnt: “Portrait of a Family” by Jessica Warrick on INPRNT
codeinewarrior: *walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato “sir we donât serve that” donât bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
upgraders: *loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was laggingÂ
alicepao13: Eurovision is the only contest where you can say âit wasnât weird enoughâ with such disappointment and others will get it.
suisfarouche: i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanityÂ
lejacquelope: feminismisahatemovement: ultrafunnypictures: One of the best examples of artistic integrity on a corporate scale. Nicely put, Warner Bros. The fuck? Corporations doing something RIGHT? What planet am I on?
thegingerbatch: recoveringgayfish: ok guys so i just had a breakthrough so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for âalasâ or âoh noâand iM STILL LAUGHING SO
h0llo: catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz Iâm too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are
bluejeanchan: If my otp is your notp and you still follow me you deserve an award for being such a trooper.
pleatedjeans: via
misterandry: memeimpala: there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i donât think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their soul
cupcakecannibal: jongtaesextape: apolkadotnerd: madturbating: irrisss: do not ever take a white girlâs iphone this badass chick is sticking up for herself and youre really still gonna degrade her into the white girl stereotype DO YOU FUCKING
When you get hurt in front of your friend vs. Best friend đ by Lele Pons
wood-wool: My little brother figured out vine pretty fast.
bombing: birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning iâd be arrested
