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When I asked my brother what he wanted for his birthday, he jokingly said, “Pizza, beer, video games, and pussy.” I just rolled my eyes and said, “Typical. Well, we’re having dinner together that night so don’t make any plans
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There’s a “hello pussy” joke in there somewhere. Though he seems to be saying “hello assy” instead.
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Reminds me of that old joke: Why is a woman’s pussy right next to her asshole?So you can pick her up like a six pack.
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*insert pussy/cat joke here*
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