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letmedothis: Here’s a little something different for Halloween. The legendary pterodactyl porn, also known as ‘Attack of the Flying Lizards.’ Maybe one day I’ll tell you why I have the only known surviving copy of the full version, but for
archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
cloudymiracles: paradoxical-pterodactyl: GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!! MY HEARTMY HEART ohmygoodness, that’s the cutest thing I ever did see
“You Give Me Pterodactyls”
paradoxical-pterodactyl: GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!! MY HEARTMY HEART
kill-the-machine: the-knives: aliensandpredators: Chest-Burster Couple Wedding Cake Aww, aren’t they so cute?? via pterodactyls (via vickyj)
incorrect48quotes:Ricchan: I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW!Paruru: It’s too early for this shit.Ricchan: GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL!Renacchi:
thesanityclause: Everyone please enjoy this flying pterodactyl I made.
sodomymcscurvylegs: yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* I read
pandalollipop: Oh god, I’ve read this all before. Why can’t I handle it noooow? is it because it’s almost three in the morning and I’m by myself? I’m getting all flustered and pterodactyl screech-y /grosssobbing
bowiesnippleantennae: sugarysymbiote: baby-im-your-blonde: asieybarbie: HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PTERODACTYL SCREECHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE CHILLS
bigcuppajoe: Mitch Lucker’s pterodactyl headbangs.RIP Mitch
: (415): What can i say, i’m an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
godtie: godtie: godtie: how does a pterodactyl pee silently follow for more dino english humor
mugglekirby: PTERODACTYL @_amyjojohnson
imnotthatfunnyipromise:dangergays:list of things for nb people to say when asked if they are a “boy or a girl”noprobably “I HAVE NO GENDER, ONLY RAGE” yes i am 60000 lizards in a trenchcoat *pterodactyl noises* 45 kittens learning to
gunsandwwands: dj-gryff: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over
fumbledeegrumble: thoughts-of-an-x-factor: dog-of-ulthar: spinosaurus-the-fisher: assuming-dinosaur: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron comics are fuckin wild update:
kingfucko: do you remember how loud computers used to be like you’d put a floppy in there and it would just fucking scream at you like a pterodactyl eating a corncob
bebethebudgie: yamino: yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
dumbassfeeder-deactivated8675309: suprememoroi: wereralph: jordyjinx: why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen . this 7 second video has no business being this funny okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls? “I’m having
lilfaux: sheepytina: generalcharleslee: puertorican-thunder: batched: yesiamjesuschrist: deve2k: boldlygoing-somewhere: torchwood-pterodactyl: braginskey: why do people have like 74973 different names for these its a popsicle otter pop ice
archewill:*smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
droolingdemon:okay but honestly its hilarious how iconic ridley is when hes basically just a big pterodactyl they both done with each other’s shit lol XD
…. whats the second leading cause. Im curious.
Ahahahahahaha! XD
gunsandwwands:dj-gryff: this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and
yamino: archewill: *smoke emiting from clenched fist* woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!! *ring melts off woman’s hand* woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr.. woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* I read the description
kattastrophic-fae: *pterodactyl screech* too cuteeee
draygonphantoon replied to your post: lune loves old horror movies and kaiju/monster… Isn’t the giant claw that 30s movie about the giant pterodactyl thing? My dad showed me that when I was 3, scared the shit out of me. i havent actually watched
sweetblaster: kiyotakamine: please play this naruto flash game i just found it has absolutely nothing to do with naruto but you do get to play as him on a bike reblogging again bc op forgot to mention the pterodactyl that drops fireballs in level
suprememoroi: wereralph: jordyjinx: why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen . this 7 second video has no business being this funny okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?
fyeahlilbit3point0: beeftony: candy-bat: The true hero of Jurassic World was the guy trying to protect his margarita during the pterodactyl attack He was played by Jimmy BuffettThe guy who sang “Margaritaville” #that’s how you cameo
failnation: Apparently there is a Pterodactyl on the loosehttp://failnation.tumblr.com
loriendesse:[insert delighted pterodactyl noises here]
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually
SyFy Movie Monsters Part 4 of 4 About a year or so ago, SyFy Channel had a sort of Monster tournament where you voted for your favorite of the SyFy Channel original monsters until only one was left as the fan favorite. The tournament was neat because
lorna-ka: snuffes: lorna-ka: It needed to be done. Because Krogan Emma is precious and guess what my newest OTP is. The pterodactyl pun belongs to Snuffes herself, because it makes sense and because I’m not able to come up with a good pun even
I think it was a pterodactyl or some shit. There was a flash of something and I think thats what I saw.
Now I’m scared of pterodactyls attacking my in my sleep but I;m too tired to reallyc are ritght now.
Well, no bad dreams about pterodactyls so for so thats a good thing!!! Now if I could just fall asleep again…
*Drunken singing*Cause HE IS,the MOTHER FUCKING PTERODACTYL,HERE TO,TEAR YOU A NEW ASSHOLE
celestial-sexhair: shypariah: im-the-trickster: meglemoreandlizkhalifa: ironpatriotisstupid: livemulticulturally: have you ever just stopped whatever you were doing to look at an english word and “you look like a fake word” yacht Pterodactyl
incantu: i went to a barbecue place downtown for dinner called ‘the pit’ and my waiter was named adam i swear to god i screeched like a pterodactyl in the middle of the restaurant and everyone in the place was staring at us and he just says very
ptrparker: phil-of-the-phuture: ptrparker: why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? *sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent no because it’s dead
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