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intoasylum: shehitmefornoreason: The Real Housewives of Disney “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, BURN that dress. Ah-ha-ha.” omg I died.
kinglucario: jahjah3535: Is Princess Daisy fucking indestructible?!?! Yes
goth-sweets: decaffeinated-prince: So my friend sacred-cows sends me videos sometimes about her day. This is probably my favorite “HAJIMEMASHITE YA FUCKIN BITCH” OMG I’M DYING
dietmountaindomee: daddy’s phone died while we went night night.
standbackwasted:I fell asleep at 4 this morning so I just set my phone on the window and let it time lapse until it died
snazziest: if i die young it better be from eating raw cookie dough
ibilateral: I’ll eat you out while you play video games, but every time you die I’ll stop for 10 seconds and lick your cum off your thighs.
sunshine-and-bottlecaps: *playing video games while slouched sloppily on couch* *dies in a bullshit way* *irritably sits up and pays attention for next attempt*
just-shower-thoughts: Whenever a kid has sadly died, the news reports they were bright and popular. Unlikeable stupid kids are immortal.
spicyobsession: heliolisk: I LOVE THIS I WANT TO DIE I watched this an hour ago and I’m still screaming
brianaloves55: gollums-new-best-friend: kimcuntdashian: what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death
godpenis: i wanna die
oomshi: my phone battery died faster than my dreams
bpdtorchic: someone: why do u joke about dying so much me: because they’re not jokes, i’m literally always suicidal and my life isn’t worth living someone: ………….. me: *finger guns*
fag: god i really wanna fucking die dude
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
agoodkind: thesilencedmasses: leftboob-enthusiast: (to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown *off-key kazoo* After vine died we are reduced to text form vines
lesbianspacepilot: ok but if a girl ever like……tucked a stray piece of my hair behind my ear or traced my collarbone i would die know this
inkskinned: me, regardless of what i’m doing: i’d rather die
rooster213: thecommonchick: can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho” 😂😂😂😂
habeesha: aabaha: im-prada–u-nada: your girl gagging while giving you head is actually so romantic. she’s choosing your dick over oxygen. that’s love nah she just wants to die🤷🏾♂️
straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die
rottensugar: all i think about is sex and how i’m going to die
chiquitalinda: chiquitalinda: I just wanna fuck and eat tacos tbh Update: I got tacos but the salsa was too spicy and I currently wanna die 🔥
m0rbid-things: I’m like 90% wanting to die and 10% horny
When I die, someone water my flowers in Animal Crossing and real life
zomblequeen: Favorite trope 348234: when person who nearly died wakes up in hospital bed, looks around, sees the object of their affection asleep in a chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days
pinkbabyprincess: Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get beat soon I’m gonna die
dreadfulbug: me: horny and wants to die
happinesswitheverybite: IT REALLY SUCKS THAT NO ONE THINKS YOU’RE STRUGGLING UNLESS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE DYING ON THE OUTSIDE.
regulusblaek: me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me, me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die
lucifersbxbygirl: kinda sad, kinda horny, kinda wanna die
mossbug:when i die i want u all to come to my grave and put stickers on it
ayyvpd: me: i’m super stressed abt this :/ brain: aw no sweat, if things don’t work out, you can always die! :)
docislegend: coroner: your girlfriend was choked to death me: she died doing what she loved coroner: what me: what
I HAVE LIKE 1,537 FOLLOWERS AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS FOLLOWS ME BACK I CAN LITERALLY DIE HAPPY OMG 😫😩😭💕💕💕💕@not-yourkittycat
sextremists: we are all depressed and horny let us fuck and die
thesymbolofpeace:*does a weak peace sign* n..nya… *collapses and dies*
mossbug: when i die i want u all to come to my grave and put stickers on it
kittypride: life is about eating fruit and loving women and then you die
undercoverhoney: If I don’t romanticize everything in my life I just might die
srrybabe: *wakes up* i wanna die *falls back asleep*
thexfiles: i’ll stop making jokes about dying when i’m dead
peachycutiee:If a guy moaned and called me baby during sex I’d probably blank the fuck out and die
gothspitt:not to be dramatic but i really need rough missionary sex with lots of passionate kissing soon or i’ll die
ahsteria: skwhy: skwhy: all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead i want to personally give everyone who reblogged this a high five i’m screaming i just lost 8 followers after reblogging this bye fuckers
whitewingdoves: i need to be choked until i either cum or die i have no preference..surprise me
Kinky and shy until I die.
untcldcwn:when megan fox said “my tit” (as her dying words) on Jennifer’s Body it changed the entire cinematic experience after 2009. no other movie had captured the millennial death experience better. in this essay I will-
rosewater1997:wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28
dont-the-tears-just-pour: me: we have… a Problem my shit brain, immediately: What If You Died That Would Fix This
micthemicrophone: ssbgifs: smashbrosuniverse: aozorasenpai: peachydurazno: ♥♥Peach Bomber♥♥ Bodied by the booty so what youre telling me, its that COMPUTER peach managed to do that? RIP in peace TUPAC Now we know how he really died.
Find what you'd die for, and live for it.
e-f-f-y–s-t-o-n-e-m: When you die >_<
