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“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“Come to my division. We have coffee and doughnuts.”
“My division is LONG division… Wanna see why?”
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different sort of magic trick?” Based on a suggestion by anonymous.
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“Which hurt more: When you fell from Bart’s or when you fell from Heaven?”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“We should go clubbing together. And I don’t mean going to the Diogenes Club.”
“My death may have been fake, but my love for you is real.”
“You are more eloquent than dust.”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“Nice Reichen-rack.â€
“I’m hung better than the dummy in our living room.â€
“One more miracle, for me, please… Don’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.â€
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“I know you’re for real… Nobody could fake having such an amazing dick all the time.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“I’m bringing sexy Reichen-back.â€
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
