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New doctor is visiting the ward for the elderly. In one room, he sees a patient jerking off. “What the hell is this?†he asks his senior colleague. “Oh, this is absolutely normal,†he answers, “satisfying one’s sexual needs is good for
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mynightwing:I was looking at porn all night and couldn’t get off. I jokingly sent a pic of myself to, what I thought was my friend, saying that I was so hungry for cock, bit moments later, my door burst open and my son walked in, stroking his massive
Now, here’s a dude who’s got his priorities right…
mylittledoxy: Well well fucking well if it isn’t our old pal video games. After some hard work between me and and Asante a game has magically appeared. Now this is a porn game but it also has some jokes in it. If you guys like guffawing while fapping
Jolly Jack Find him at: His Deviantart page His personal webpage at collected curios He runs the gammit from video game jokes to full nsfw porn.
avenier: NSFW Pirate porn. Aarrr! *insert jokes about plunder and booty*
My friends were joking about me having a porn blog, how little they know ...
onedirtymommy: thepyemancometh: When Mom asked if she looked good I jokingly said yeah you give me “blue balls” all the time … well she was having none of that and made sure I was not suffering Mom son porn
lolisarereligion: ravebox: this isnt funny this is making a joke out of what;s most likely porn drawing a character as young as they can while still saying the character is an adult which is. basically pedophilia. did you not notice the source being
fraublucher: :D :D PAW
new followers! hi all, nice to meet you! I also sure hope you are aware this is a very nsfw art porn blogI only posted the comic here because it was way too much of a dirty joke for my sfw main blog lmao
trappyfeet2: @RyderMonroe So, watch tgirl porn for the jokes!
thetrappistmonk: trappyfeet2: @RyderMonroe So, watch tgirl porn for the jokes! AAAAAAaaaannnnnddddd this is still fucking hilarious.
genteelgunslinger: yamatohatake: catbountry: grapeyguts: jetgreguar: cavebae: edisnoom: skeletonhaver: trillow: this dude’s in jail for being caught with a ridiculous amount of anime loli porn i wish i was joking please read the entire FBI
yummytomatoes replied to your post: your reputation is porn im not even joking WHATS wrong with that thats my life y living my calling I think your reputation is GETTIN ALL UP IN MU FAEDC ` 8l
Well well fucking well if it isn’t our old pal video games. After some hard work between me and and Asante a game has magically appeared. Now this is a porn game but it also has some jokes in it. If you guys like guffawing while fapping this is the
the closest we will get to canon porn so might as well yeah just pick a more private spot tho. voiced by nick inside joke between me and my friends.
bylacey: mamacakeooc: mamacakeooc: bylacey: it happenedThe granny porn blogs found me Granny’s gonna show you how to knit some bondage cuffs. @bylacey HELP, THEY FOLLOWED ME AFTER I POSTED THAT JOKE LOOOOL
essiecatter: snoopingasusualisee: snoopingasusualisee: posts a porn crop of my sona to my main and immediately gets applauded, laid, and nominated for Funniest Furrey Tumbler user the joke is that shit ain’t funny!!!! it’s fuckin gross sing it
certifiedhypocrite: snaokidoki: Zero Suit FoxHe thinks it’s a clever joke -Like it? Re-Blog!It helps raise visibility and awareness about how fun it is to be weird.☆ (Patreon. Tip Me Monthly?) ☆ (Ask Link) ( I draw weird porn, it’s true.
terminallycheesy: forfuturereferenceonly: ohio-is4-lovers: a christmas themed porn movie called “it’s beginning to look a lot like fistmas” Really tumblr? A fucking “joke” about a religious holiday celebrated by billions in the world? It’s
holdtightclothing: darillium-night: Update from the man himself The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name. Also this. Which led him to this.
lesbianora: curehardflip: stats: just as a heads up, the original post is a joke because the people pictured are both pretty famous trans porn stars. the luxembourg bit is funny too tho good work gang
sumisa-lily: consequentialisms: True story I have told people this in the past! 😂 As a joke, it’s a joke people. I’ve never actually done porn.
moonlandingwasfaked: dwps: moonlandingwasfaked: dwps: Nobody is on this site for anything but shitty hot takes, shittier jokes, and porn so safe mode is a waste of everyone’s time look, if i’m in public, i don’t want to see an anime girl getting
burstingseas: Gfycat Discord Patreon Am I popular yet? (Weiss is kind of a joke, but have some humor in porn)
I do really love the Rex, but sadly didn’t knot it at the time. My ‘buns of steel’, as @fenicore put it, needed heating with jet fuel. x3
obi-thomas: “Oh I’m not African, I’m Black”The concept of black history is a joke in America. They substitute anything African about black heritage with oppression porn to remind us of our “place”. The idea of a strong black historical figure
lynati: the-nightman783: holdtightclothing: darillium-night: Update from the man himself The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name. Also this.
jn3rdx11: hitch22rises: abusersoftheleft: thefeministmale: Fuck Louis CK. Fuck these misogynist comedians who think their dicks are more important that women’s lives and safety. Fuck your porn and your rape jokes. Entitled ass fuckers. So, what
redfredsfm: Insert mating season joke and/or cock here.I’ve been wanting to do LoL porn for fucking ages, and thanks to @studiofow, Primer and @ganonking I’ve been able to do that. THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS!
surgecraft: “Insert Witty Steak Joke here.” AT LAST. PORN. ON MY ART BLOG. ABOUT DAMN TIME.
dumbcunt16: Max hardcore is like the first fucked up porn I watched and I remember a friend showing me when I was like 14 as a joke and I got like so wet and questioned my sanity completely. Will always have a soft spot for him 💕
kymeira:milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate:Plenty of current and ex porn stars including modern ones like Mia Khalifa and Sasha Grey were lured into porn by their older ex boyfriends so no I don’t think it’s funny when guys joke about their girlfriends
jokes and porn.
What people on SFW blogs don’t know is that while they are lurking on my porn blog I am lurking on their non-porn blog for jokes and cat videos.
angelicguy:thinking about a counter strike source server i went on named “the porn server” and it was full of 30-40 year old men that were just making boob jokes. you could play as a slave leia model and if you typed “porn” into
aphrodites-kiss-xx: We are “Pinterest of porn” Make sure to stop by www.hautslutz.com to sign up and start sharing your private porn collection. No Jokes, Just Pussy!
boudoir-and-artistic: Love the long hair We are “Pinterest of porn” Make sure to stop by www.hautslutz.com to sign up and start sharing your private porn collection. No Jokes, Just Pussy!
azbikerbabestattoos: Blondie We are “Pinterest of porn” Make sure to stop by www.hautslutz.com to sign up and start sharing your private porn collection. No Jokes, Just Pussy!
We are “Pinterest of porn” Make sure to stop by www.hautslutz.com to sign up and start sharing your private porn collection. No Jokes, Just Pussy!
another-random-dom: Fun fact. If you stare at this picture long enough, eventually you’ll be able to see the ocean. (Apologies for the oldness of the joke. Couldn’t help myself.)
I should try to do a kill la kill pic that’s not just joke porn. It would probably still be porn though. Eh fuck it I got nothing.
t3sticles:iamnotlanuk:My jokes do numbers in the porn bot communityY’all might not find me funny but porn bot Lisa478 found me so funny she wants to show me her pussy!
whotoblock:“It’s a joke calm down” 🙄Shocking another white sex worker making “joke” Trump porn. I’m sure doing shit like this is easy when you are totally unaffected by his hateful rhetoric. 👍🏼