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pizzaforpresident: YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
pizzaforpresident: Will Florida Man’s reign of terror ever end?
pizzaforpresident: autoentropy: DJ Khaled makes up story about how his newest single shut down iTunes servers, and how he gave Apple permission to use stronger servers. my favorite post
pizzaforpresident: This is literally the most upsetting thing I have ever seen
pizzaforpresident: pipewrenchfight: the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown: Happy Valentine’s Day FUCK. NOW I’M SUPER DEPRESSED ABOUT THIS GAME AGAIN W H A T AW NO OH MY GOD IM ACTUALLY CRYING BECAUSE OF THIS
pizzaforpresident: remember when tommy nearly straight up murdered his brother
pizzaforpresident: this is the most beautiful video i have ever watched If you have not made your first cookie yet, today is the day
pizzaforpresident: babygirl-in-daddys-world: mister-daddy: daddys-rainbow-princess: His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have
pizzaforpresident: All of my dad’s texts are poetry to me
pizzaforpresident: psyducked: when a guy who lasts forever finally blows his load that is the grossest thing i have ever read i’ll never look at pooh the same way
pizzaforpresident: nosdrinker: gospelofthekingdom: You have got to be fucking kidding me it’s so weird that i would go to jail if i killed this guy i’m so angry This guy deserves a kick in the nuts
pizzaforpresident: rapbattles: this is fucking it. this is fucking it, do you think this is funny? do you think this fucking dog shibe meme is funny? you fuckers say you hate memes, yet you love this piece of shit. this shit is a meme. if you type shibe
pizzaforpresident: white people
pizzaforpresident: xenlo: Me when I see a cute boy Me when I see a balloon
pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren: My cousin, ashamed after building a chair from IKEA. this is one of the best posts i have ever seen OH MY GOD I laugh every time I see this
pizzaforpresident: My favorite video on the internet
pizzaforpresident: instant beach body
pizzaforpresident: amenpenis: pussy-sista: Butt vs. electric fence At first i thought wow this bitch gon get her ass fried but it was SOOO much better than that this was so worth it
pizzaforpresident: Reblog if you still think she’s beautiful ❤
pizzaforpresident: I want a hammock tent
pizzaforpresident: pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION Hate to burst your bubble. But the poster is heartless. This seating for the toilet is meant for kids with disorders such as those unable to control muscle
pizzaforpresident: foiled again
pizzaforpresident: FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK
pizzaforpresident: Behold the American education system
pizzaforpresident: lms if you cried
pizzaforpresident: In which Google passive-aggressively taunts Russia’s anti-LGBT laws during the opening ceremony of the 2014 winter Olympics in Sochi. Google is a badass.
pizzaforpresident: when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
pizzaforpresident: supermassiveasshole: so i remember about two weeks ago this guy from my class was like me and my cat are soulmates we’re always together and i thought he’s just weird but then this happened i am 750% done with this place it took
pizzaforpresident: one time i spent an entire hour making a sim that looked exactly like me and wore the same kind of clothes and liked the same kind of stuff and then i moved him into his house and as he was walking up to the front door he stopped to
pizzaforpresident: riding home in the passenger seat with hot pizzas on your lap is the best feeling in the world
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
pizzaforpresident: My anatomy textbook is weird
pizzaforpresident: i was in the basement on the computer and then i heard screaming and i ran upstairs and my brother was sitting at the kitchen table holding his head in his hands, almost in tears, so asked what was wrong and then i saw this
pizzaforpresident: I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going
pizzaforpresident: You kids need ta start behavin, this is a fancy restaurant!
pizzaforpresident: HOLY SHIT THAT’S HOW YOU COME OFF HIATUS
pizzaforpresident: iconic
pizzaforpresident: “BOYS WIT HBEARDS O HGOD ABS VEINY HANDS BIG MUSCLES WOWOW #SPLOOSH” - girls on tumblr “hey thigh gaps are kinda cute” “WOW WTF WAY TO FUCKING TRIGGER MY EATING DISORDER FAT GIRLS CAN BE BEAUTIFUL TOO NOT EVERYBODY HAS
pizzaforpresident: wheres the jaws theme when you need it
pizzaforpresident: this is relevant
pizzaforpresident: i wish i was that photogenic
pizzaforpresident: nikotheikon: Forgiveness I feel like I could write a 12 page essay about this video
pizzaforpresident: im only reblogging this because im 99% sure jamie has all three of these
pizzaforpresident: lanadel-brit: Some things never change Wow 15 years later and she still requires liquids to survive. some things never change! L.o.L!
pizzaforpresident: My therapist gave me some really good advice today; If you want to start sleeping better stop using your bed for things other than sleep and sex. Beds are for sleeping and sex. That’s it. Stop eating in bed. Stop reading in bed.
pizzaforpresident: the ending of frozen totally ripped off the pokemon movie smh :\
pizzaforpresident: theyellowbrickroad: omg(: i am your bIGGEST FAN I FEEL SO HONORED!!?!?!?!? ALL THE FEELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pizzaforpresident: I SCROLLED DOWN SO SLOWLY WATCHING ALL THE GIFS VERY CLOSELY AND I REALLY WASN’T EXPECTING THAT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE OMFG
