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charlienight: pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe
lovelynobody00: pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
danteasers: fanboy-phil: rudeplanet: An actual text I was sent This is the most romantic thing ever. the only pickup line i’ll accept
transcendr:Every day, he tries a new crappy pickup line, immediately gets rebuffed, and then goes crying to Plumeria.
ryuusea: The library au continues. Where Eren borrows books without even looking at what they’re about so he has an excuse to talk to Levi, the new librarian. I am going to end up continuing writing this, likely with lame book puns/pickup lines.
pretendtoblend: radaradarae: blvckmill: greatest pickup line of all time best movie IVE BEEN WANTING TO REBLOG THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME OMG i remember this one time my dad bought me this because he thought the title meant it was educational and
greatest pickup line of all time
cannot believe you made me read these with my own two eyes
hexglyphs: and how exactly am i supposed to find love in a world where no one will say “you have bewitched me body and soul” to me as a pickup line unironically??? that’s what i thought
timetraveler61: buzzfeed: buzzfeedbooks: 16 Perfect Pickup Lines For Any Book Lover Talk nerdy to me. And dirty too…..PLEASE:) Adore this, lol
steppingoncellphones: TouRabu pickup lines:I’m most effective if you tightly grip the hilt. ;)I’ll polish your sword real nice. ;)I’m like that stone that Excalibur was in – most men have trouble getting themselves to pull out. ;) I’d
thatpengguy: OKAy so in class today I was bored and I decided to draw a Cyberman head but sadly I had no clue as to how to draw a Cyberman body so INSTEAD I MADE A SLIGHT COMPROMISE THAT PICKUP LINE THEN CAME TO ME AS I GAZED AT MY MASTERPIECE
hahanerdz: who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend
flipity-art: Hanzo doesn’t understand cowboy cheesy pickup lines
tastefullyoffensive: When pickup lines and dad jokes collide. (via salgueronatalie)
phatasslover: comfort-in-debauchery: Send me cheesy pickup lines 😬 God damn 👀👀👀
casbadass: Bad pickup lines are my favorite (inspiration)
Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
anhdang: My third set of League of Legends Valentines/really-bad-pickup-lines cards. These and my older 2 sets will also be on sale at AX at table G33 set 2: [Link] set 1: [Link]
… oh ya. I’m using this, or some variation thereof, in the future. Count on it. ^_^
radaradarae: blvckmill: greatest pickup line of all time best movie IVE BEEN WANTING TO REBLOG THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME OMG
OMG…. I am SO using this….
…. really?
lmao… Fucking trying.
Ha.
lol CURSE YOU GIF!!!! *shakes fist at the sky*
Totally using this.
If I could find a woman Im attracted to who would actually get this Id fucking use it in a second.
dorkly: 8 Star Wars Pickup Lines
dorkly: Mass Effect Pickup Lines (click to continue)
dorkly: Mass Effect Pickup Lines [click to continue]
Nerd pickup lines.
SEND ME YOUR CHEESIEST PICKUP LINE
silvermoon424: Pickup lines by /fit/, 4chan’s fitness and totally not gay, no homo board. This is pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever
king internet drama
twidashlove: Twi, your pickup lines are terrible. X3 Looks like your puns could use a… DASH of help there, Twi~! *giggles*
ask-frigiddrift: What’s this? A drunk pony without any sign of BEES? A swarm of ravenous BEES should help that! Oh dear…. XD Also, I just want to say “Hey sex, want to have beautiful~?” is my new favorite pickup line. XD
fleet-wing: Fleet’s trying to work on his Pickup lines. He needs a little bit more work. This started as a post making fun of This thing, but Evolved into this. The joke originally was that I described the swimsuit with a “front fishnet”. then
banzai-jinto: ferret pickup line: ayy gurl lemme make you dook~ 👀👀👀 XD
softlysam: anyone up for sleepover saturday? (▰˘◡˘▰) send me embarrassing stories descriptions of your crushes (SERIOUSLY OK) cheesy jokes/puns/pickup lines assumptions about my life (idk man) ask me curious questions for advice (life/blog,
fandomlife-universe: Nerdy Pickup Lines “I’ll cosplay your OTP with you.”
Desi Pickup line
gifyoutube-blog: Fandom Flirting [x]
The neural network generated pickup lines that are actually kind of adorable
musclegirls: Err….you dropped something? BEST. PICKUP LINE. EVAR. via Hardbodies on Reddit
dsancomics: Cup O’ Love: Solo - pg 9Page 9 is done just in time for New Years!Mya has heard a lot of pickup lines, but she’s not one to shy away from a free drink.—If you enjoy the comic please consider supporting it! This is a free webcomic and
madamisahumourist: iburisu: dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve
poke-problems: IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE THIS LOOKS LIKE A REALLY BAD PICKUP LINE AT FIRST GLANCE
bowknightinigo: cosmo sex tips: use this pickup line to really get her in the mood
lemon-pear: Ash: *insert terrible pickup line here* Clemont: *acts mortified but secretly enjoys it* Brock, offscreen and far away: I don’t know why, but I’m really proud of Ash all of a sudden
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