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“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you use the proper, high-pitched tone of voice when saying “Like a fairy!”
Submitted by tophatsandfedoras: Your pickup lines must be working because your shimejis are really getting into it. XD John looks oddly serene… At least he’s enjoying himself?
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
Submitted by scudderismyspiritanimal: I have no clue how this ended up happening… You and that stranger have my undying love.
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up. Basic stuff: The
Submitted by michele-is-badwolflocked: This isn’t a submission, I just had my mind blown. One of y'all’s pickup lines was about seeing the iceman cometh for Mycroft and that was a movie Rupert was in and I just realized it. OH MY GOD. Totall
bbcsherlockpickuplines: Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
Okay guys, I got some of the new t-shirt designs up! There are six so far, but I’m planning on adding more over the next few days. (I’ve also lowered the prices on all of my t-shirts!) “Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
The best of minor characters, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Sign of Three, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“Take me up against the Reichenbach Wall.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
howtopickupafangirl: How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick Up Lines Inspired by this post
Library Pick-Up Lines Welcome to the latest chapter of Erotic Storybook Saturday! Aside from our regular fare of titillating erotica, today we also invite you to submit literary versions of pickup lines like these, Me without you is like a book without
meme-spot: milnerhasbeentaken.tumblr.com Pick-up Line Panda. This one works, right?
5herlockholme5: thepainofthefeels: 5herlockholme5: ha im a piece of trash As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.Is seven okay? you smooth fucker
peepsjustneedsomelovin: My next pick up line…! and that wink….awww…
ABSOLUTE NEW FAVORITE PICK UP LINE. USING TONIGHT! XD
Ya… I’m so using this line if I ever run into a hotty out taking pictures when I do. Thank you internet.
ticktocktribute: Pick up line: I can store oxygen in my lungs, share with me
fakewoke: bornxaxqueen: miizzyybabyy: aihtnycevol: fatboystuntz: Is “Damn girl, let me pay your bills” a good pick up line? 👍🏾 where he at tho?? “Damn girl, let me pay your tuition” would make my life . 🗣thats the stupidest shit
clevergirlwithabluebox: I asked Jared and Jensen what the cheesiest pick up line they’ve ever heard or used was. “A woman asked me if I had just fallen out of a plane because I was the bomb.” - Jensen “A woman came up to me at a bar and slipped
irlasstiel: I want dean to be upset in an episode and Cas uses ‘pick-up’ lines thinking they are meant for pick-me-ups and Dean is all like ‘dude… Are you flirting with me?’ Castiel goes ‘are these lines… Picking you up?’ and Dean just.
ultimatebottom69:zeychen:Find someone who will learn a language for you just to say the shittiest pick up line with it.
mell0w-m00d: A+ pickup line: hot diggity dang you’re someone I’d bang
