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carsthatnevermadeit: carsthatnevermadeit: BMW E93 M3 pick-up. This was actually one of BMW’s April Fool’s Day jokes though some BMW 3-series owners have had their cars converted to pickups. Don’t imagine anyone has done it to an E93 M3 thoughÂ
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“If you were my holiday, I wouldn’t need to fancy another one.”
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I’m crazy for you, and not in a Project H.O.U.N.D. kind of way.” One of my real-life friends suggested a “crazy for you” line with Henry a long time ago, but I can’t remember which one, sooooo… This is me not
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“I have five children.” Okay, so this one’s actually a bit of an inside joke… My ex-boyfriend, (whom I am no longer on speaking terms with), has a daughter now, and he’s been persistently trying to inform me of this fact.
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
The best of series one references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the ones outside.” Submitted by xxardxx.
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“Let’s do a procedure where the participants tend to know each other and it’s over when one of them’s dead… No, I’m not talking about murder.”
Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who shines bright like one.â€(Yes, according to the credits, that flight attendant’s name is Diamond.)
iseebigbooty: Pick JUST one. Can’t just pick one gotta take em all
Gonna pick one of these requests soon, haven’t read any of them so far.(You can still ask for a request, I will pick one in about an hour or so.)
verb411: Not easy to choose a favorite picture of the divine @partygirl31 here are a few Why just pick one when you can pick many….. Pick all your favorites and reblog them my naughty followers.
kingcheddarxvii: Me walking past Rebecca Sugar on the street: *trips* OOPS! it seems I’ve dropped all of my STEVEN UNIVERSE FAN COMICS everywhere *picks one up* like THIS ONE about Onion becoming HUGE and EATING BEACH CITY *picks up another* and THIS
wehonights: Pick one can I pick more than one…..please?
sissyrulez: Just pick one Sissy. Though in the end it won’t really matter. You’re little clitty will be caged no matter which one you pick.
Y'know, CNShop.com, I’d probably buy another one of your expensive phonecases if you made one with Pearl in her current outfit on it. Just sayin’
heart-of-malice: POKEDDEX Day 29 - Scariest Pokemon- Litwick This one was a hard pick. Plenty of pokemon are scary as hell, and I was getting desperate to pick one, so I settled on this. Litwick likes to lure people away with it’s light and then steal
the-vashta-nerada: chronukkahlylate: the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny the second worst
abfayzeezfavpicz: ilovebigurls: Pick one from left to right All lovely, but if I had 2 chose 1, I pick da 2nd 1 from left!!!! I want to one on the far right
dallasdaddy69: uncut-ass-fan: Welcome to the land of a 1,000 dicks!!! Pick one, pick them all. Ride one, ride them all!!! 😈😈😈Grrrr!!!
coffeeorcusswords: shyexhibitionists: One of my favorite games to play with him is “You Pick.” I’ll lay out all of our dildos in front of him and tell him to pick one, but I’ve already written on a piece of paper what’s going to happen with
I went to a nearby gas station to pick up some snacks and these group of boys tried to pick me up and one of them used the same lame pickup line twice like i’m deaf? it was the most cringe worthy, saddest attempt I’ve ever experienced
silvermizuki:formerlyfandy:silvermizuki:slightlyrebelliouswriter23:pick one and do ittake medsdrink watertouch grasshuman interactionmake snacktake showerbrush teethgo to sleeplog off tumblr.comunclench your jawSee ResultsWhat happens if I pick one and
omgbobby46: Two of my favorite Gurl’s Izabelly and Gabriella. Pick one and let me know. http://omgbobby46.tumblr.com, If you like reblog, if you like check out my Archive, if you like please follow my blog. Thank you. Do I have to pick one? Can’t
wmf1967: hoser44: Brenda and Kerri is having a contest…. Who would you pick to fuck…. Note: you can only pick one… 💋💋💋💋💋 Do I have to pick one? I love to have the both of you please!
q: So, if Claire was standing in front of both Frank and Jamie and could only to pick one, both of them are there cross in the same time zone, who would she pick?”I think she would definitely pick Jamie. […] I think her love for Frank is genuine and
thikchikcity3: Who you got? Pick one! Only one! Blocked if you say more than one or all…..PICK ONE! 😁😁👍🏼
luciusad2004: I love when my white friends cherry pick one example of one unarmed white kid getting killed by one black cop and then think they have some sorta Gotcha! moment where they go “AH HA! SEE! Yoooour the one who’s racist because you think
shyexhibitionists: One of my favorite games to play with him is “You Pick.” I’ll lay out all of our dildos in front of him and tell him to pick one, but I’ve already written on a piece of paper what’s going to happen with the dildo. Sometimes
happybunnykat:People who don’t play Kingdom Hearts! Which one of these doesn’t actually happen in the series?The main character kills himself on screenA character beats the shit out of an ordinary house catGoofy diesA man clones a guy just
is picking out a christmas tree supposed to be a happy thing? or is anyone elses family like mine where you pick one out but no one ever agrees on a tree so when we eventually get one we spend the entire christmas period hating the person who picked
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