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Cortana mini comic finished. Hope you enjoy! Since apparently Cortana has built in measures for sexual harassment on actual windows phones, I sortta kept that in mind by putting the whole “Jailbroken†phone idea into it. I guess that’d make Cortana
Lex, Rim, Ass A picture of a picture being taken. It’s like Inception.
glamourbondagephotos: It’s tough being at nude-in-metal girl, you know. Using the phone is the least of one’s worries!
aye-eaturp34ch: “I hate it when my boyfriend wants to stay on the phone and talk. I just want to suck this big dick in front of my face!”
The phone rings…I hold my breath…my pussy tingles…I move the phone in between my legs and pick it up to answer…;0
quacklemore: i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT
camerafound: Found this phone on the plane coming back to Cabo. Looks like she joined the Mile High Self Shot club in the plane. I text the picture to me before turning it in. Saw the Latina girl looking for her phone and she’s even prettier in
Love it a hundred time…… So funny. Seriously we don’t even learn half of what the phone does and trade it in. Sad. I can’t trade in tho, to costly, I just hold on until it I’d dying.
Yep, go ahead and snap that picture. Keep it in your phone. You’ll want it in the future.Was it worth it? Worth spraying your load all over your crush’s face? It feels like that now doesn’t it? Now that you feel so fulfilled and satisfied. I wonder
Been sketching stuff on my phone (note 3) because otherwise i’d implode efawda@rexpinn gave me this headcanon of Adora brushing Catra after we saw the She-Ra crew discussion on Catra’s fur. And i cant stop thinking about it.Bless this mess.
Submission by deathchrist2000(Read the left column from top to bottom in full and then the right. Click the left image to view in entirety)
uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
shiftingpath: reygf: i’m watching olympic snowboarding and this guy just checked his phone before going down the hill and put it in his pocket.. he brought his phone down the hill at the olympics… this is so chaotic
I know, it is a cell phone mirror selfie, but hey, I’m in a towel.
darinpadula:Been there done that
oneohtrixpointnever:i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
songofages: therecipesofathymelord: NOT ONLY HAS HE GOT A PHONE. BUT HE GAVE YOU HIS NUMBER. /HE PUT/ /HIS NUMBER/ IN YOUR PHONE ROSE And added a picture of the Tardis just in case you weren’t sure.
When you lose your phone in the middle of a good fic...
stunningpicture: This “phone booth” was just installed in my mom’s office. There’s no phone. It’s just a soundproof box for using your cell phone.
Someone (telemarketers probably) always calls the home phone in the morning. Like a million times in a row. It just goes on and on for like an hour. I can usually ignore it but I’m sick and cranky today. Why do we even have a landline??
dreamingofmom: dreamingofmom: After losing my phone and looking for it for a couple of hours, my mom hands it over to me, telling me she found it in the bathroom. I thanked her and put it in my pocket, she nodded, going back to her bedroom wearing a
jaimetalangue:IT- PHONE VOCABHere’s some vocab if you want to put your phone in Italian to help improve your Italian :)> Phone vocab in |Eλληνικά| |Français| |Italiano|
2thfairie: It was “suggested” I be more adventurous, so I took the phone in the shower with me. First off, I almost slipped and broke my ass taking the damn pic, and even Worse, I almost broke the phone! It was quite an adventure! Happy Topless
So I broke my new phone a while back and I’ve been using my old phone because I’m too cheap to shell out 赨 for a screen replacement lmao but last night the battery and/or charging port on my old phone finally failed so I guess I have to go get
y’all i don’t have a phone. some redneck stole it in the men’s restroom at a graduation within a period of five minutes. my luck some pure shit, i am not fucking with it. but i was tagged in that 6 selfie joint so… instagram it is.
leightimtam: callmeoutis: cyberjock: its 2014 why are anime characters still using flip phones people in japan use flip phones because it is easier to text in kana on them jesus christ this post is so rude you are mocking things you don’t understand
sovrinapparel: I’ve had a lot of people asking me about phone cases(after seeing my skunk ghost one), since there are so many variations of phones, and they are constantly changing it is kind of hard to keep up with technology in that way. And so,
theyellowbrickroad: imagine walking down the street and you drop your phone and you bend over to pick it up and somebody else already has it in their hand and you look up and it is tom hanks and he hands your phone to you and says “you’ve got a friend
haasbroek: Introducing Dummy Phone©It serves as a transitional object to break unhealthy phone habits. Made from wood.Dummy Phone - A friend in your pocket™
windvexer:This is a very cute and simple charm! I’ll bet you could set it in resin to reduce the chance it will be crushed. Wear it as a necklace, or as a phone charm, or hang it in an area. Ingredients:Star anise (no substitutions; you can find it
i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER
Soooo glad I’m out of that “smashing my phone when I’m bummed” stage. This is the longest I’ve had a phone without throwing it at a wall or really just throwing it in general. Even been having no case on it pretty much since
GUYS DARFIN LEFT HIS SPOTIFY LOGGED INTO MY COMPUTER AND HES CURRENTLY LISTENING TO IT AT HOME BUT EVERY TIME I DO SOMETHING FROM THIS COMPUTER IT WORKS ON HIS AND HES FREAKING OUT HAHAHAH
so i’ve been cleaning out and organizing my room for the past 3 days (still not even done omfg) and i found my old flip phone from 2008 and its charger and i was curious and connected it and it fucking charged and omfg
oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone
tenkagain: uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags i’m just gonna put it here instead of in the
that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
myreligioniskindness: explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference
They be testin me with gettin a new phone because we waited for 40 mins and they didn’t even have it in stock but luckily they had it at another store so now I got my kewl phone and im gonna be rad
I did it!! On my phone so I could put the water mark back in…○///○ I hope you like it. I’m kinda proud myself…(submitted by dancergirl5432)OMG I love this??! it’s so neat and lovely to look at!and the pretty, vibrant colors just make her
