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carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: I can be your or your Just to clear things up, his name might trick you but Mean Sonofabitch is a good boy who just wants to be friends. A super-sized pal. A green sweetie I’d like to hug.
carnival-phantasm:totallyseiso:carnival-phantasm:Can someone please fetch me “Knowledge is power, France is bacon”Thank you!
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Breaking News: Influential TERFs still foaming at the mouth over picture of tiny anime girl Lily Zombielandsaga holding a gun and telling them to shut up
bigbroemen: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Still find it weird that hating billionaires is not a more universal feeling. It shouldn’t matter if you are a leftist or right wing, how do you look at people hoarding billions of dollars and think
gallantblade475: zoobus: dillyt: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Everyone: TERFs should shut up. Galaxy-brained terf: Hmm, how curious, OP…all TERFs are women…and you want TERFs to shut up…so you despise and want to silence all women
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: These people are just starving their brainworms to death at this point Imagine being so unbelievably stupid that you see the “Please stay at home” thing and interpret it as “woah, they want sick people to
carnival-phantasm:captain-nester:carnival-phantasm:6502asm:carnival-phantasm:am i having a strokethis is a photo of them btwCongratulations to Mrs. Master Butt and Mr. Esports Gamer on their happy union.They’re parents now btw Wishing the best for Master
braddersbangerz:gallantblade475: zoobus: dillyt: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Everyone: TERFs should shut up. Galaxy-brained terf: Hmm, how curious, OP…all TERFs are women…and you want TERFs to shut up…so you despise and want to silence
carnival-phantasm:deefews:joey-wheeler-official:carnival-phantasm:Love winsTom and Jerry LOVE WON
carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:Adding “-boy” and “-girl” suffixes to random words from now on in an attempt to make some random tumblr famous blogger drag themselves in the mud and delete
carnival-phantasm: nate2247: carnival-phantasm: the-erpson: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Wait are you telling me retail workers can’t SIT in the US!? Yes people are usually allowed to sit instead of standing up for no purpose, even in
panzerfluch: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: megamanfour: carnival-phantasm: How long until we get an article saying Wendy’s is an alt-right symbol? Someone I follow on Twitter already said it. Wendy’s butt is alt-rightist propaganda
slbtumblng: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: The Powerpuff Girls reboot is so bad that Ace from the Gangreen Gang straight up dropped out to join Gorillaz No, it wasn’t TOP 10 ANIME REDEMPTIONS ARCS. my new hero X3
carnival-phantasm: pwojo97: carnival-phantasm: You know which casino no one from tumblr would be allowed to enter? They might be allowed in The Sierra Madre. Most people on tumblr are already used to a toxic environment surrounded by shambling weirdos,
carnival-phantasm: stovetopjoe: carnival-phantasm: That russian streamer crying during the endings of MGS3 and absolutely screaming in tears when The Boss gets called a traitor during it will forever be one of my favorite gaming-related events of all
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Still find it weird that hating billionaires is not a more universal feeling. It shouldn’t matter if you are a leftist or right wing, how do you look at people hoarding billions of dollars and think “oh, this
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: The Powerpuff Girls reboot is so bad that Ace from the Gangreen Gang straight up dropped out to join Gorillaz No, it wasn’t OMFG
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: The shoulder the articulation of hubris God really went nuts, just said “go wild, you funky little monkeys!” and gave us a spheroid
badgerpunk:bill-nye-official-blog:human-south-of-north-pole:carnival-phantasm:midship-runabout-mom:carnival-phantasm:I miss tumblr’s Reblog BallsThese ones? Ah I don’t want to update my app and suffer then No, I mean the tumblr labs’
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Seeing a blood-bloated mosquito flying around my room fills me with an indescribable lust for revenge Excessive force has been used Now it is no more than a stain on my ceiling, yet I will never
carnival-phantasm: pancakeke: @carnival-phantasm why do so many people want my legacy on this website to be piss jokes, I’ve made like 3 of those :(
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Breaking News: Influential TERFs still foaming at the mouth over picture of tiny anime girl Lily Zombielandsaga holding a gun and telling them to shut up @terfs in the notes:
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carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: My girl Red Blood Cell-chan just had a near-death experience and she doesn’t even know it Near-vore experience Macrophage: Bye! Till we meet again in 100-120 days! Red Blood Cell: Haha, yeah,
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Is this a sapiosexual thing
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: “I want to learn more about your culture, your folklore. What are your myths, gods, monsters?” My friends from Argentina: DICK LASSO MAN DICK LASSO MAN!!! So I asked my Argentinian friend about this and he
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: pancakeke: carnival-phantasm: No one knows what it’s like, to be the to be the Behind No one knows what it’s like,To be hated.To be fated,To telling only
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: And absolutely no one else is surprised
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Dear gringos who don’t know shit about what’s going on in Venezuela (or the rest of latin america) and are defending Nicolás Maduro like he’s an innocent victim: I’d like to remind you that it costs 0 dollars
wickedraiden: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: The Powerpuff Girls reboot is so bad that Ace from the Gangreen Gang straight up dropped out to join Gorillaz No, it wasn’t dude what
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fantasyknight578: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Dean Domino, a singer with a pistol, after watching the Courier single-handedly murder an entire town of “immortal” enemies, deal with hundreds of traps and deadly poison gas: lmao, I can beat
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: You guys wanna see something GOOD?
tasty-poptard: grimm-jimm: alexxdz: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Lost in my hubris, I decide to bite this monstrosity and it explodes, nutting boiling butter into my trachea, sealing it. In a minute I’m lying dead on the ground, as God
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: This is exactly how it feels when a popular tumblr user wants to start shit with you
iamcon-fu-sion: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: The shoulder the articulation of hubris God really went nuts, just said “go wild, you funky little monkeys!”
carnival-phantasm: captain-price-official: carnival-phantasm: kensacollection: god ok. so. recap of events last night, tf2 got its first content update in like 7 months. a single new case and some bug fixes, the tf team probably expecting to throw
wildedoesntblog:carnival-phantasm:captain-nester:carnival-phantasm:6502asm:carnival-phantasm:am i having a strokethis is a photo of them btwCongratulations to Mrs. Master Butt and Mr. Esports Gamer on their happy union.They’re parents now btwWishing
carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:Companies losing 30% of their stock value because some impersonator bought a blue checkmark and made one (1) tweet is the greatest thing Elon ever gave the worldCan you even imagine how funny it will be if a disgruntled
carnival-phantasm: wyrmmaster: carnival-phantasm: Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight don’t threaten me with a good time Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker
timespiral: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: I’ve gotten hold of an extremely powerful url. In fact it’s so powerful that I don’t intend to use it, but contain it
clownlore:clownlore:carnival-phantasm:nerdgul:carnival-phantasm:Ant psychological torture youtubeHe quarentined the ant for only 12 hours to document her behavior for science, gave her a lavish setup to ensure confort and after returned her safely to
carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:Good afternoon, the brazilian army forgot to tell bootboys to wear masks before they took pics for publicity and decided to solve the problem by drawing them on paintShoutout to the single dude wearing
captain-price-officially:carnival-phantasm: captain-nester:carnival-phantasm:6502asm:carnival-phantasm:am i having a strokethis is a photo of them btwCongratulations to Mrs. Master Butt and Mr. Esports Gamer on their happy union.They’re parents now
carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:metalaunch:carnival-phantasm:People think this website is an invulnerable monstrosity with cockroach DNA, but if staff wanted to destroy it all they’d need to do would be adding blue checkmarksPersonally I think it
carnival-phantasm::loststolenorstrayed:carnival-phantasm:Queen of england is saving up her energy for one final tornado blowjob@ask-monarchist I- Is this not incredibly disrespectful?Nothing BUT respect for Velvet Mouth Lizzie, when the dentures go off
carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim “cum in my butt boys. I’m done here” after I finish every single taskI am now fighting a new urge
carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:Me welcoming my dear followers to my blogThe years go by but some things never change
grimm-jimm: alexxdz: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Lost in my hubris, I decide to bite this monstrosity and it explodes, nutting boiling butter into my trachea, sealing it. In a minute I’m lying dead on the ground, as God and nature intended.
xxx
maxofs2d: fkef: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: The shoulder the articulation of hubris God really went nuts, just said “go wild, you funky little monkeys!”
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Really close to my most important tumblr milestone yet Nice
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Good morning fellas, let’s get this dopamine Good night fellas, let’s get this melatonin
