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i have no idea, but here’s a list of patronus’ http://www.hypable.com/pottermore-patronus-quiz-list-of-animals/and im p sure that questions change, cause i had two accounts and the questions i got on that one were not the questions i got on this
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segasister: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“kids these days are always on their phones, kids these days never go outside” ok how about kids these days have less freedom of movement & access
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