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I just found out there’s a new Jurassic Park movie coming out around my birthday next year and it’s about animal rights and a parallel to how they went extinct in the first place and my fave girl T rex is back and so is Blue omg I’m walking around
poptart-stud-muffin: Parallell park, LIKE A BOSS
woggywoowoo: porciacatonis: shredsandpatches: glumshoe: I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it. I got “topheavy cishet” Parallel parking bisexual Its perfect Warlock gay. Nailed it.
stevn-rogers: Cinematic Parallels: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-nine) and Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)“I hate people!” “In general, I try to never speak with people.”+
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe...: Circumstances:
diagonally parked in a parallel universe
the-11-doctor: living-in-my-fantasyworld: #I HAVE A FEELING THAT THE DOCTOR DIDN’T EVEN TELL ROSE THAT THEY MOVED BECAUSE HE COULDN’T PARALLEL PARK #LIKE HE OPENS TO THE DOOR SEES THIS AND TURNS TO ROSE AND IS LIKE OH GOD WRONG CENTURY NO ROSE
hemostcertainlywillnot: melisestel: #i have a feeling that the doctor didn’t even tell rose that they moved because he couldn’t parallel park #like he opens to the door sees this and turns to rose and is like oh god wrong century no rose it’s
duncanisideal: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he
SWAGGING LIKE A BOSS! this bitch parallel parked! #Dead
harvard-dad:The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
harvard-dad:The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses I’ll slide in the spot like a pro if nobody around; one witness and I’m in driving school all over again, hitting curbs and shit :/
goldenleafsdancing: gregwuzhere: harvard-dad:The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses I’ll slide in the spot like a pro if nobody around; one witness and I’m in driving school all over again, hitting curbs and shit :/ @gregwuzhere
rooksandravens: yesbitemeharder: luvmangosdope: aphextwinselectedambientworks: This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020 Wow it makes so much sense tho.. Why tf we ain’t got these? Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire! Looks good, but
nbdyke: me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park
ugglyyy: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t
amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like
There's no parallel parking in hell
just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
dirtyberd:I have been sitting in my car watching people try to parallel park in the spot across the street from me for 30 min, it’s plenty big but 6 people have tried and failed, 3 of them tried to go front first!?!? Pull ur shit together y’all. Maybe
angelaprongs: hemostcertainlywillnot: melisestel: #i have a feeling that the doctor didn’t even tell rose that they moved because he couldn’t parallel park #like he opens to the door sees this and turns to rose and is like oh god wrong century
mmx4: pennsylvaniarepublican: theverge: Casually driving sideways with omnidirectional wheels. Parallel parking done right. strafing
squided: yung-dad: theverge: Casually driving sideways with omnidirectional wheels. Lmao what the fuck Sorry but all I can think of is how I would never need to parallel park again I could just slide my car over
anthonyguajardoodoo: how to parallel park
Girl back that ass up. Ok now put that ass into drive and perform a three point turn. Pull over and parallel park that ass. You’re doing well.
fuckyeahgifseverywhere: now that is how you parallel park
cumformeboredwifey: celkon: I hate girls who waste cum I reward my son for parallel parking.
slagarthefox: amemait: just-shower-thoughts: There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible. Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he
auto-elegance: sixth-gear vs. parallel parking
blazepress: World record parallel park. Nailed it!
dimension-in-space: david-tennants-little-fangirl: #I HAVE A FEELING THAT THE DOCTOR DIDN’T EVEN TELL ROSE THAT THEY MOVED BECAUSE HE COULDN’T PARALLEL PARK #LIKE HE OPENS TO THE DOOR SEES THIS AND TURNS TO ROSE AND IS LIKE OH GOD WRONG CENTURY
Meeting wealthy men in a big city downtown for lunch has made me an exceptionally good at parallel parking
la-diablareina: Meeting wealthy men in a big city downtown for lunch has made me an exceptionally good at parallel parking I can do it in like 2 points bish
mtvgirlcode: Girl Code on parallel parking: “Doof, doof. Doof, doof. Ah f*** it.”
foundherselfs:michael scott saying “not gonna make this one” and driving away after trying to parallel park in a space that could fit 4 cars is probably the biggest mood i have ever seen
badgerbutts: so this kid named peter posted on facebook that he learned to parallel park and so now everyone calls him Peter Parker
edohio753: Every time I parallel park right Dad gives me a reward
crashwildman: lemonadeandjack: kinkycravings: lemonadeandjack: Good lord Kinda reminds me of my commute this morning! That’s not good Perfect parallel parking, well done young man! O_O
jade: me: shoot why is every1 together and i’m here without a boyfriend/gorlfrend me: declines every date. takes 3-5 business days to respond to messages. never smiles. cannot parallel park
Nice Parallel Parking
semitics: You’re top-passing if you can drive
harvard-dad: The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses
prideprejudce: the parallel park one FUCK
rooksandravens: yesbitemeharder: luvmangosdope: aphextwinselectedambientworks: This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020 Wow it makes so much sense tho.. Why tf we ain’t got these? Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!
amberjoylovesagain: harvard-dad:The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses @harvard-dad Add this reblog to my bill.
