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de-grading: You are never out of service, darling.
vaginalchastity: Whatever the means, every pussy should always be out of service.
dufelbagofdraws: Sampling new pastry concoctions can get a little out of hand for Claire as you can see, especially when she can’t make up her mind. Claire tends to require a large sample size before she gives the go ahead on any new recipe. A strict
lilcumslutt:Lip service.
witchinghhour: I think it’s really excessive how ppl expect that bc u have ur phone with u that u are available to communicate at all times tbh I don’t respond to ppls messages ALL THE TIME and not bc I fell asleep or am out of service or have a
msy-1:My brain these days is out of service.
ys19:My brain these days is out of service.
ask-king-sombra:King Sombra & Coffee Talk made by Valio99999, Drizzle by apple-dew!—————————————————————————————-As I explained earlier, my desktop computer is currently out of service which
madwomanlexie: Bilbo is suddenly yanked out of his nice warm bedroll and hoisted up into arms as two bodies sandwich him on this lovely morning. Fili & Kili: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY MISTER BOGGINS!!! Bilbo: …….wut?
celestialbeans: People in Customer Service be like part 2 #peoplebelike
darksided-domm: Out of service?? Bullshit. women are the only objects you can break and actually improve the product. Her asshole looks wrecked
kintsukuroi-heart: sixpenceee: yellowcosmos: The hot dog haunting: After walking to the elevators in my doctor’s office building, the elevator that’s been out of service for months started dinging and eerily playing the old Oscar Meyer theme song.
pinkjacuzzi: witchinghhour: I think it’s really excessive how ppl expect that bc u have ur phone with u that u are available to communicate at all times tbh I don’t respond to ppls messages ALL THE TIME and not bc I fell asleep or am out of service
ingabbiati: If your cock is out of service…
pussy-roleplay: * Elevators out of Service *
onlyblackgirl: misstaylorsaid: coworker texts: i know it’s your day off but can you cover my shift? me: Sorry this phone is out of service.
Parada out of service.L4d
misery never goes out of style
justabasicbirch: stupidmonkeymanhideyoshi: I CAN’T GET OUT OF THE CAR IT’S BLOCKING MY WAY i guess you can say you got cockblocked *highfives jesus and rides into the sky on a gnarly golden skateboard*
smoakcity: the word “babe” literally gets me everytime, like you can be like “hey I finally pulled that dead raccoon out of the shitter, babe” and ill still swoon
Naked cuddles are actually the best thing bc you can lay there and know that eventually the other person will fuck the shit out of you. PL0c
unsaturated-mangravy: I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.
strongfemaleantagonist: strongfemaleantagonist: the next time you’re in a math class and you talk about shapes and shit, right before the bell rings, put some shades on and go “I’m hexagone“ and skidaddle right on out of there this is
andrew-kun: If I call you cute that probably means I want to fuck the life out of you
comecticut: ericapuff: today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”) and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air like you
teenagesoil: I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
slightlywarmtopic: Calm ur tit Just one tit Leave the other one crazy and out of control That ur party tit
ramoenes: raddcity: meadowkitten: I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden gardens can’t survive without bugs everyone’s real smooth on tumblr it’s getting out of hand
kittyquinnbostwick69: beiber: psyducked: who let this thing out of its cage you can literally pause this video whenever and it will be funny yes i’ll have what she’s smoking
googlearths: GOING TO CLICK ON A NEW TAB AND ACCIDENTALLY EXITING OUT OF THE ENTIRE WINDOW
mustaine: not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass
spenceromg: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
Can I drop out of high school and just become famous already?!
pornstarch: i don’t have bones they’re just crystallized songs from soul punk if you break my left leg i won’t even yell in pain the bassline from people never done a good thing will come out of my mouth instead
ruinedchildhood: Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer Me:
whatfulllipsyouhave: hatsumiyo-momichi: when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.
vaunting: im gonna ctrl alt delete you out of my life if you don’t shut the fuck up
