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thatlittlepinkstar: Goddamn. Those lips. Those FUCKING lips. I hate that women are made to feel ashamed of labia like this (calling them “meat curtains” or some shit; what the fuck is that?). It’s beautiful. And fucking sexy. Feeling lips like
lithiax: greenwithenby: look at that shit eating grin, soften the eyes up and she’s like a cereal mascot or some shit. They’re grrrreat!!!
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nude-or-gtfo: jamtastik: the-original-hornyguitargirl: THIS is why I made Horny Guitar Girl. THIS!! man, listen…. let me get some shit like this sent to me.. That smile tho…
thatonemushroom: sensory-exploration: thisisantiasianracism: onenefes: stay-human: I keep seeing this picture and people being oh so impressed by it acting like Dubai’s Sheikhs are miracle workers or some shit. And all that skyline does is make
Quick Lewd GlyndaI’m mostly posting this to warn you guys, I’m in my friend’s Laptop now, mine got some error message or something like that when I turned it on, and after trying to fix it I ended up sending it to get fixed, and apparently there’s
therealraewest:wifightclub:so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that so
trublulotus: saclfriend: thingstolovefor: Kid was absolutely brutalized by an officer at Central HS. Maced, slammed and pinned The teen’s arrest was captured on a cellphone video and posted to Facebook. In the video, the teen is heard yelling
daydreamingofdrake: Heavily tattooed latino and black men get called thugs while a heavily tattooed white guy is fucking trendy and a model for like urban outfitters or some shit. Idk I think there’s something wrong with that.
therealraewest: wifightclub: so I had to make a lamp for pottery and sculpture II so I worked on my project all day today and every time people looked at me weird bc they were expecting like a bedazzled lampshades or some shit and I’m not about that
rorypondismypatronus: Do you think that when a woman becomes a mom, a fairy or some shit, comes down and imparts this random wisdom on her? Like, this is something that only a mom would know and teach you
kn0tsandxs: its-a-cat-world: That was unexpected. plot twist ……. like…. how do you NOT like this GIF…. if you don’t… yer a serial killer or some shit…
MY CHILDHOOD IS BEING RAPED WORSE THAN A JERRY SANDUSKY PEDOPHILIA VICTIM. First, there were news of Michael Bay being involved in the a new TMNT film, turning them from mutated turtles into space rangers or some gay shit like that. Now there’s
elliebeanz:straight people really think that i dont want to be around homophobes because i find their “opinions” unsavory like its disagreeing on economic policy or some shit. the reality is that i dont want to be around homophobic people because
literallytheworstblogger: kukittis-remaking: can this girl seek a god damn pair of underwear and maybe like a bra or some shit this fanservice shit is ridiculous smh But. That’s the only reason Prison School exists. i wonder if the author of prison
what was up with that period of time when it seemed like every popular blogger was a child molester or some shit? what was that about.
dadzone: doctorscience: robotverve: bitches i know you jelly this looks like a fucking supervillain outfit ‘the durianator’ or some shit what was that fucking tapestry from the 1300s i think it was because theres this image im thinking of where
edgypony-mod: umbramist: braeburn-corner: umbramist: “Homocide, thats like what churchies put on their vegtable garden to keep the gays off their tomatos or some shit right” No, that’s horrible that you would say that… Gay and Catholic
southern-hell-angel: bangedbysatan: southern-hell-angel: mando-gunslinger: can I just cuddle or some gay shit like that. How the fuck did that fit so perfect. Did yal plan that i’ve been waiting forever to fucking use that you have no idea
sonorankid: sonorankid: u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
cup0f-h0t-tea: OMG SO I HEARD MY NEIGHBORS HAVING SEX SO I STARTED JUMPING ON MY BED AND LIKE MOANING OR SOME SHIT AND THEY STOPPED. OMG AND I HEARD THE GUY SAY “DAMN WHY CAN’T WE BE FUN LIKE THAT” I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
perks-of-being-malaysian: yo listen up shitheads IF YOU DON’T LIKE CATS THAT’S OKAY BUT YOU DON’T THROW ROCKS OR SOME SHIT AT THEM JUST BECAUSE YOU DISLIKE THEM
actually I’m taking that post down can’t tell if troll blog or genuine douchestorm, but either way, more attention is the last thing they need
onenefes: stay-human: I keep seeing this picture and people being oh so impressed by it acting like Dubai’s Sheikhs are miracle workers or some shit. And all that skyline does is make me want to throw up. Do you understand how all of this was built?
yuugisbarber:There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence
darthvcder: god remember that cursed tumblr phase where thered b like. personifications of websites constantly. and every personification would be white except for like, youtube or some shit. and tumblr would be a pale white girl with blue hair and a
thekodkod: roboticmagpie: wait a second why did gundams animal friends take him to heaven if he’s like a demon or some shit my personal theory is that though he always made himself out to be this scary demonic being and stuff he was a good person
pastelkingalex: When you read so much smut that nothing happens to your pulse or blood pressure…. Haha In fact my pulse dropped like what if reading smut relaxing for me or some shit???
thegayeducator: rorypondismypatronus: Do you think that when a woman becomes a mom, a fairy or some shit, comes down and imparts this random wisdom on her? Like, this is something that only a mom would know and teach you Oh my god! This is awesome!
flapperwitch: people are always like “if I had a time machine, I’d go and visit medieval times” or some dumb shit like that. you know what I’d do if I had a time machine? young Harrison Ford. YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT
thatfunnyblog: Do you think that when a woman becomes a mom, a fairy or some shit, comes down and imparts this random wisdom on her? Like, this is something that only a mom would know and teach you Funny Stuff you like?
cyberbun: zampl: thivus: darthvcder: god remember that cursed tumblr phase where thered b like. personifications of websites constantly. and every personification would be white except for like, youtube or some shit. and tumblr would be a pale white
targuzzler: im sorry im just so full of LOVE that i cant think of a single condiment thats bad on fries except for like, relish or some shit
sincerelysaraahh: aprofoundbondwithdean: eyes-of-a-disney-princess: flapperwitch: people are always like “if I had a time machine, I’d go and visit medieval times” or some dumb shit like that. you know what I’d do if I had a time machine?
somebodycatchmybreathhhh: “I want to go to sleep and not wake up, but I don’t want to die. I want to eat like a normal person eats, but I need to see my bones or I will hate myself even more and I might cut my heart out or take every pill that was
immafuckinunicorn: that is NOT how you eat a fucking kit kat What the hell is thisWHERE YOU RAISED IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY OR SOME SHIT NO WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. what in the fuck is this who the fuck do you think you are? THIS is why
comealongpond: i can just imagine that somewhere deep in the bbc is a locked, heavily guarded safe that contains the name of the doctor that was decided in like 1963 or some shit with a note saying ‘DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE’ and everyone
gallifreyanturtles: thegoddamazon: rorypondismypatronus: Do you think that when a woman becomes a mom, a fairy or some shit, comes down and imparts this random wisdom on her? Like, this is something that only a mom would know and teach you Wtfff I
anti-yoda: Yoda unironically reblogs those posts that are like a photo of pills that says “this is not an anti depressant” and “THIS is” over a mountain range or some shit
baece: sonorankid: sonorankid: u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
t-ranquil: yung-disoriented-by-booty: watch somebody reblog this like “me scopin out your bitch” or some played out shit like that me scopin out your bitch
bamyasi: cianatic: I get that the internet is thirsty for Alex from Target but have you seen the other tags that produced? Them hot ass teens are now all over the place and its like collect all 10 or some shit. this is all so fucking wrong when did
cleophatracominatya: turmoilsofthesea: stopwhitepeopleforever: Baltimore PD is really fucking trying it. That black cop like really though Did they offer you a raise or some shit? I couldn’t have asked for better reactions photos cause that was
cianatic: I get that the internet is thirsty for Alex from Target but have you seen the other tags that produced? Them hot ass teens are now all over the place and its like collect all 10 or some shit.
r0xx0rz: goopy-amethyst: goopy-amethyst: greenwithenby: greenwithenby: look at that shit eating grin, soften the eyes up and she’s like a cereal mascot or some shit. this physically hurt me wait, shit! this reminds me of the edit I did a
charmancler: another another tags to type and post the tag that comes up she he they im yea well if ok