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sissyabusedreams: Bad girls go into the filth pit filled with piss and shit. The guests play a fun little game of trying to piss or shit on my face and causing the near full levels to continue to rise. This will make even the slightest movement fill
HIGH RESOLUTION version of “I do freaky shit” for the few people who wanted to print this out. AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT TRY AND SELL THIS, OR PASS IT OFF AS YOUR OWN, I have no problem if you want to print it out and stick it somewhere. :3
I'm never sarcastic or rude to someone I just met, people have to earn that shit..
hiddlestonfan: lokiderp: morelikehiddlestunning: vladplasmious: anaya-of-wolves: Watch him roll. OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. IM DONE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEhere I was thinking he teleported or some shit but it turns out he just rolls away down the
I want to make my wife watch this video. Or any girl. Don’t you Want to be fucked like that? Wouldn’t you Love to have a man’s cock elicit that kind of screaming, orgasmic response from you? Sure, you love me more than life itself. Sure,
Send me anons or ask me random shit. I'm booooreeed :c
Don’t want to talk about politicsDon’t preach or talk about politicsDon’t let me talk about politicsDon’t give a shit about politics (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5c1fWKIR0k)
4chan was being a shit and not letting me post, so I drew a Jenny at the request of a friend.
My hand is doing well from some sketches I did yesterday, just tired muscles instead of being in excessive pain. Today I’m going to limit myself down to just one little page of doodles instead of the four or five I exploded yesterday. I think some
It was, of course, a stormy night when Lenore first seriously tried to do the “witch shit” in the old three-ring binder she had gotten as a twenty-third birthday present. It was not like she had planned or waited for such an evening to provide ambiance.
caloriqe:mckillington: i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays. One shits you not Also acceptable:
seeing this gave me an instant fight or flight reaction
Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t
blkwlw: yomonkeysuncle: thatshowthefuckyousound: … White people are white people no matter the gender, sex, or orientation Just a reminder that black and brown trans women started the morden pride movement. ^ This, I’m so fucking tired of
I really really fucking hate the people who post nsfw (or worse, babyfur shit) in the #selfievsfurry tag, I just wanna fuckin browse it and see sfw stuff but no I gotta go report some assholes for being pedophiles great.
stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school with are out doing Important Big Name Shit as their first or second job right out of college while I….sit in a tiny office, and sell stuff that’s sometimes expensive,is not my ideal
Well holy shit, I just hit 1,000 followers. I really wasn’t sure that it would ever happen! Thank you to each and every one of you. I feel like I need to do some sort of special post or series of posts to mark the occasion. If anyone has
~click for weird cute mpreg porn what the fuck~ i’ve never drawn mpreg porn so i figured why the shit not and it’s fucking cute omegaverse trash don’t look at me Check tags for content warnings. Please do not repost or edit the linked
…. well shit happened, yes, but I was never sweet or innocent really… I mean except when Im hitting on virgin religious zealots…. ^_^
I hate when I’m sick or hurt and people bring me food. I don’t want food. I want quiet and dark because I’m quiet and dark. But god help you if you don’t come and check on me cause as soon as I’m better all that friend shit
when i say i hope this blog never gets popular enough for people to send me asks asking for advice i mean that shit. cause my only answer will ever be “read a book”
onenefes: stay-human: I keep seeing this picture and people being oh so impressed by it acting like Dubai’s Sheikhs are miracle workers or some shit. And all that skyline does is make me want to throw up. Do you understand how all of this was built?
knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: I’ve got a gigantic bruise on my foot, and I’m more or less positive i’ve got a hairline fracture in there. going to go to bed and then go and see my doc. im too fuckin young for this shit. it’s cancer im
Bloodborne makes Dark Souls 3 look/play like shit. I would honestly rather play it than any Souls or Soulslike game.
It is during finals week that I just kind of want to burn all my stuff and scream “fuck this shit! Ima be a stripper!” ….and then I remember that I have neither the body or confidence for that. :(
I’m beginning to be convinced that you can’t actually give a shit about me or my issues unless you live at least in a different state from me. Because I can be suicidal and out of control right next to a person and nobody will give a fucking
Neopets History or: why everything’s gone to shit
justavpdthings: The weirdest thing about having AVPD or a social anxiety disorder is that you can almost forget about it sometimes. Like when you stay home all day or hang out with people that you’re really comfortable with everything seems almost
vandigo: smurflewis: criptonite: haveyoumetmygirlfriend: turnedupp: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse.
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
I've been sleeping too much this summer, so I'm gonna pull a few all nighters and do shit.
jacknoir: i really fuckin dislike people who think they are superior for typing w proper grammar or for drinking tea or loving british shows or not wearing revealing clothing or not having sex like wow idc if you do those things but if you think it makes
pester my muse. you have permission to flirt, be annoying, or do anything really. just bother them and drive them crazy.
Why am I still seeing someone on my dash, that I blocked? Or is Tumblr just shit?
at this point i don’t think people are complaining at the animation as much as they are just laughing or crying hysterically over it.
wideop3n: here’s some shit I forgot to post like two weeks ago (not really forgot I was too anxious) ….hopefully I’ll have time to draw requests soon………..
@ people who make fun of u for complaining about breaking a nail: have u ever broken a nail bf. have u ever had 2 inches of nail just pull backwards and break off. bc boy let me tell u that shit fucking hurts fuck off
corgay: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MASSIVE WIG GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause i have far more shit then i need i have like 13 wigs you can choose from and im gonna pick like 4 winners or some shit idk rules: 1. 1 like & you get
Man i hope im not single much longer or find a play partner or some shit godamm…
gamzee-makara: YOU EITHER EAT TWO WAFFLES AT A TIME OR YOU FUCKING STARVE DON’T BE THAT PUSSY NERD SHIT WHO LEAVES ONE FUCKING WAFFLE LEFT IN THE GODDAMN EGGO BOX
17mul: micdotcom: Everyone needs to stop calling the Baltimore rioters “thugs” A thug is simply defined as “a violent criminal,” or “a cruel or vicious ruffian, robber or murderer.” Words, of course, have literal definitions. But colloquial
whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or
“We can shower together” said no one that’s ever showered with their significant other in an apartment bathtub. That shit too small, and while they getting the water, you getting that cold ass splash and shit. Or she like the water too
fr3ight-train: acutelesbian: fat-thin-skinny: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell
acutelesbian: fat-thin-skinny: acutelesbian: A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I
baetology: naturallyexalted: baetology: robregal: baetology: arrojenkins: baetology: inmyprahjects: weaintaboutshit: baetology: every nigga got the suck from or fucked a girl named tierra or tiara or some variation. Fat light skinned chick
kathereal: thisisourwitchcraft: There are men out there who learn to see the signs of a girl or woman being vulnerable, sad, self-hating, self-harming, depressed, mentally ill, traumatized or submissive because of fear or socialization, because they
biohazerd: hellabutts: hellabutts: blissy-leaves: getoutofthewelfaretag: thegodlessatheist: Or a playstation or a flat screen TV or a newer car, etc and etc. I know people that work under the table for half their pay and get paid on the books for
curlicuetruth: This gets funnier to me everything I watch it. I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just…
jaufea: whATS ThiSDS?? thanks for 1000+ followers holy shit last time i did a giveaway it was for like 150 followers two years ago i think… dangarang. well YEah so im here for anoyher one and its BIGGER and BETER i will be giving away ONE (1) figurine
My problem when I wake up at 11am:I eat at like 11:10/12, usually still breakfast foods like egg whites with a ton of other shit and veggies but still amounts to under 400 calories or so (or like 310 this time somehow - it’s always so much food).
ryu1964: ryu1964: ryu1964: ryu1964: ryu1964: I’m proud to be Gamer bitch There’s a story behind why I’m Gamer I don’t like deranking or hanzo-ing or shit like that because I feel like I gotta have some respect for the game/games or people
I’m scared no one will love me. I’m scared someone will love and then see me sad or angry or naked or tired and then stop.
Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I
supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything
kiltedfilth: blue-eyes32: We are done when I say we are done. We are never done. Sometimes we need to eat or sleep or shit or go to work but we are never done. We will always end up right back here again.
i still don’t understand why people reblog something to say that they hate it, and usually not the art but i mean the content of the art like the character/person or ship or whatever, like good for you do you want a gold sticker or some award for being
To all my little Jimmies out there! Eh should start reblogging more shit that I like. I keep thinking that I’ll drive my followers away with shit like that but hell I’m not even an art blog plus I do have an art tag.
democracyisdead: cockswastika: U.S. elections be like this is it. this is the best post I’ve ever seen. Yeah, basically.This analogy is too tasty though…I think it’s more like coriolis water-swirl shits. Either the toilet flushes the shit
lil-spicypepper:I went to the gym twice today and now I’m dying Ooh can ppl send me asks because I’m sleepy and I wanna answer fun stuff. And none of this “what’s ur fav sex position” or “would u screw 10 dudes or 5 dudes and 3 girls” ask
