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widadxoxo: mrcomeup: #obama that’s definitely a first, my God. What… the… fuck?! Is this The Onion or do I need to check the temperature in hell?
Amy’s preview is up! 0:15 Introduction3:38 Induction4:45 Bound Trigger6:45 No wait, not like that!8:34 Name Amnesia10:19 Onions aren’t Apples… or are they!?
buttcheekluva33: Onion ass Fat or PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL?…CLICK HERE
just-shower-thoughts: The Onion should do a factual article for April Fools to have everyone skeptical whether it is real or fake
poopjokesanonymous:cooldudebro: is the joke that it looks like a beaver person looking back over its shoulder and shaking its fist or is it just a photo of lightning i genuinely cant tell it’s god’s fursona It looks like onion to me
wearebarbarian: onion-souls: Under D&D rules, a dagger does 1d4 base damage. The average human has a Strength score of 10, adding no bonuses. Several of them, due to the military background of many, likely had strength or dexterity scores of 11-14.
capitalveg: If its around dinner time you can be assured that I will be attacking somthing like this or very similar soon! Salad: 1 head of romaine 1 cucumber 1 mango carton of cherry tomato chopped celery shredded carrots chopped green onion salt
fumbledeegrumble replied to your photoset:Anybody want to feed me two or three pizzas and…yYES??????????????????????????????My favorite kind of pizza is pepperoni, black olive, onions, mushrooms, and bacon.
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megustagaga: Welcome to the internet. Here is a cat being scratched with a vegetable. Can someone please draw Miku doing this because ogm I want a gif of that now Miku scratching a cat with a leek/spring onion or whatever the fuck she uses
weegboi: someone get me onion rings Do you like the breaded ones or large beer battered?!?
syderp: marcoblunt: i think jean and marco are the type of people to go in the drive-thru and marco asks jean what he wants and jean’s like “a burger, no onions or pickles” and marco leans in to tell the speaker the order but jean leans over marco
op-onions: the-unpopular-opinions: sex “work” is NOT work. it’s not an honorable profession and should never be painted as such. being a “sex worker” is NOT the same as being a teacher, a lawyer, a doctor, or even a fast food worker. it’s
I want to make a game called “Onion or Buzzfeed?”
I strongly suspect that Steven Universe is going to go on hiatus for a week or two after next week’s episode. I haven’t seen anything announcing the episodes following it (whereas So Many Birthdays, Lars and the Cool Kids, and Onion Trade
artemispanthar: I strongly suspect that Steven Universe is going to go on hiatus for a week or two after next week’s episode. I haven’t seen anything announcing the episodes following it (whereas So Many Birthdays, Lars and the Cool Kids, and Onion
I don’t know which confuses me more, that Lion has a phone or that Onion has a phone and Steven has his number
squidbiscuit: Lots of people have wanted to see Sour Cream and Onion together…….I wonder if they are step brothers or half brothers….
dude-its-faris-ridhwan: obama-llama-time: toastephresh: i’m crying Because of the onion or… Should’ve seen that coming
dont-be-dead-sherlock: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: people-should-all-be-onions: you-retheonethatiwant: partyintheussr: if i see patrick star or mushu collins on my dash again, i swear to god MUSHU COLLINS You are welcome… i CAN’T sTOp
choco-armint: proudmeninist: daycare: possessive-suggestions: When you drink my blood, you will taste my innocence and purity. When I drink yours, I will taste your charisma and sensuality. when you drink MINE you taste orange fanta when u drink
people-should-all-be-onions: sosungalittleclodofclay: raiseusfromperdition: tedschmosbyarchitect: tardistautology: Is it just me or do the insides of strawberries look like vaginas? oh my god get’s funnier when you realize that fruit
food-without-regrets: Lunch was a quick wild plant throw-together salad with pre-made (thawed) quinoa patties. For the patties: 1 cup cooked Quinoa 1 tsp mustard 3 finely chopped spring onions 1 clove garlic Pinch of salt Fresh or dried mint leaves
Roasted potatoes and kielbasa sausage recipeYou’ll need:3 lbs potatoes. I used yellow1 package of kielbasa ¼ cup of vegetable or olive oil 6 cloves of garlic, minced¼ of an onion, chopped2 tablespoons parsley½ tablespoon garlic
vegan-vulcan: aidn: lostincomaa: how is this news McLovin Jacks Off To Pictures Of Women, Is A Hero To All Apparently objectification=love now, who knew Pretty sure this is an onion article. Or maybe clickhole
thinfitinspiration: getting-fit-one-day-at-a-time: forestfeast: These Avocado Onion Rings can be baked or fried and are great with any dipping sauce (I like tahini). If frying, just brown both sides in olive oil on medium in a non-stick pan. Cutting
prettygirlfood: Nacho Pizza 1 prepared pizza crust 4 cups sharp cheddar cheese, grated ¼ cup flour ¼ cup whole milk 1/3 cup jalapeno peppers ¼ cup chopped purple onions, olives, and/ or tomatoes ¼ cup chopped fresh cilantro
tukut:tips for good marinara sauce caramelized onions pressed, caramelized garlic white wine or merlot a spoon of balsamic vinegar brown sugar diced + sautéed grape tomatoes extra virgin olive oil fresh basil splash of cream were u expecting
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever: Interview with the Vampire + The Onion headlines
angelkin-food-cake: Bacon Parmesan Gougeres -4 strips of thick-sliced bacon or 4 slices canadian bacon -½ cup whole milk -4 Tbsp. (½ stick) unsalted butter -1 tsp. salt -1 tsp. onion powder -½ tsp. sugar -1/8 tsp. cayenne -1-¼ cups bread flour,
thesobsister: The Incredible String Band, The 5000 Spirits or the Layers of the Onion
urbanstuf: Disgaea Warrior Her name is Onion. For some reason, I like to name my Disgaea characters after foods. I had a very brief, but very intense internal battle over whether or not to give her pants.
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getfit-befit: BBQ Chickpeas, sweet peppers, onions, tomatoes, parsley Individual Pizza.http://www.veganricha.com/2013/06/bbq-chickpea-individual-pizza-vegan.html Super easy weeknight meal. Make wraps, or grill them into quesadillas. So many options.
booty-dont-lie: brofligate: shota-co: theblacktora: Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme. DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH. Bruh, it’s an apple. him eating apple floss
eatyourpaisley: people are so infuriating sometimes like they won’t believe that racism or sexism exists but if you tell them that leaving half an onion next to their bedside table will cure them of all illnesses forever they will eat that shit up
enlightened-introvert:Who else believes that Onion would absolutely steal a spaceship? I can imagine him joyriding in Yellow Diamond’s arm ship, the little shit, or stealing the Sun Incinerator if Lars makes it to Earth this bomb.
its almost 1am. that is my excuse
