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TUMBLR I WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WORK TONIGHT fannishminded: Can you do Sherlock in a fancy outfit/dress/crown/anything fun and funky- and then put him with a tiara or something that says “Dancing Queen”? Because of reasons.
drew more chibi things for fanime and now i feel kawaiidesu gross these won’t be charms, probably just buttons why is drawing chibis harder than drawing normal proportioned people, i can never tell if these things look really weird or not
kokobuttz: So just in case this whole purge thing is real or happens to me; Twitter Hentai-Foundry Fur Affinity DeviantArt Patreon NEW:NewgroundsInstagram
Lol wut?Did you guys actually read my journal post? Or did you just read “my life is in shambles” and assume the worst. Maybe wait until you get to the line about me exercising and shoveling dicks in me before you assume that I’m crying for help
fyukjae: “Super Junior is not a group who will be extinct in two or three years. We will always be with E.L.F, for 20 or 30 years.”
dominospizzadelivery: are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?
regenderate: hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor: jaclcfrost: let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character? Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
so-personal: everything personal♡ Are you my blessing or my lesson?
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower
tagath: rainwen: Going into any of the character tags for The Hobbit is like playing Russian roulette, only the bullet is double penetration fanart. tumblr, or the story of how I saw more badly drawn penises that I ever wanted to see in my life
makes wishlists on various websites as if I’m going to be able to afford anything for my birthday/christmas and/or I have friends that like me enough to get me things
I’m hitting a phase in my life where I don’t necessarily want children, but I want to keep all the children I come in contact with safe.
everything is making me think of my ex best friend why the fuck did I spend more than half of my life with her why did she look at all those years we had and went nope I’m not even going to give this person a conclusion
lindsaylohoean:i hate finding a cut or bruise on my body and im like wtf? shouldn’t i of felt that? was I there when it happened?
bbcatemysoul: when i was younger and picturing all the ways my life could go wrong i never imagined sitting at my computer at 3 am sobbing because two fuckign fictional idiots are taking years to get their lips on each other
not of self, but of geography.
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
themeatpie: kristinkemper: Some people never change. Some do… I painted these portraits as a very fond tribute to the characters whose story essentially defined my life between the ages of 10 and 15. They are available individually or all together
stripesandteeth: saiph-and-sound: vividcandybittertea: saucykid: my life story me the past week my entire existence me right now
Yeah, I’m stressing over various things this evening that have been plaguing me for weeks now. I’m surprised I don’t have a fucking ulcer right now.I can’t express how much my mother’s girlfriend pisses me off. I don’t
I really need a wee. But I’m in bed, and it’s super fucking cold outside. So I could soil myself, and be warm; or go use the lavatory, and be cold
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
fuck-you-or-me: amb00bs: juliusjuliano: ciaoxbella: LOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOL my life Lmfao Me hmmm hahahaha
Ehh 25 more days! I’m already anticipating being depressed that weekend. I’m hoping for the best, but also being realistic. I think I’ll only get info UC Irvine and not my dream school at UCLA or my second choice at Berkeley. UC Irvine
ihavehiminmycrosshairs: Can we just have one small clip or a commercial where Peter Cullen and Optimus either meet for the first time or are just hanging out. JUST ONE. PLEASE. ALL WE ASK. ONE.
book-overdose:Don’t know what’s more of a mess, my room or my life 💁🏼💁🏼
sosuperawesome: Sun and Moon Eclipse Engagement Ring and Wedding Band, by WingedLion <3 For your sun and stars, or the moon of your life.
I think part of the reason i’m so upset about watching these kids is that literally everywhere I go(facebook, on here, my sister in law, in public) there are people either pregnant or discovering they’re pregnant and I just can’t get pregnant yet
Not going to let anyone ruin my day or my life. I have accomplishments that I can be proud of and I deserve peace and happiness.
animefourlyfe: wailordandsavior: U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE for my lovely crouton
i have a bad feeling that i’m going to write my essay about a bowl of oatmeal… and use it to explain that years of searching can result in answers thought of whilst enjoying the simple pleasure or something of that genre…
putting my life back together again
theblackoaksyndicate: One of my life goals is to help start an ethical porn company. Where the actors all agree to work with each other, safe words are mandatory, as well as condoms. Everything is halted once the word “no” or “stop” is uttered
Fuck all this. I don’t want to give myself a fucking pity party anymore. Whether it’s all the bullshit I’ve dealt with in my life or my anxiety. Fuck this. I can’t waste any more of my time.
It’s so crazy to look back at pictures from when I was a senior in hs (or earlier) and my freshman year of college. I had such a bad relationship with myself and food and dropped so much weight but still hated my body and thought I was huge. I look
Well hey there! I’m back. To anyone who actually noticed! But I have moved to the city, I’ve been at my job a few months, and I have found the love of my life. Along the way I’ve really fallen off track with my nutrition and fitness,
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
great-and-small:I might be a little biased but I’m honestly starting to believe that there’s no purer form of love than the defensive spite you see from biologists that have devoted their life to the study of a maligned or misunderstood species. For
zackydaniels: “After a few months I started to take a look at what I was making, I had for the first time in my life written a large grip of songs completely alone and without any expectations or plans of what they would be for. I’ve always been
helioscentrifuge: runtime-err0r: itsvondell: you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge
I really don’t know why i bother being constantly kind, and doing people favours, and being adaptable and conciliatory, when i get treated dreadfully in return. This has been a constant theme in my life, since i was a child, and i know i’m a pushover
Despite the fact that i did basically nothing this summer (no travelling or working or anything), it’s actually been really good thus far. I gave up eating meat at the start of june so i’ve been doing lots of cooking in order to try out new meals
adrenaline: do you ever feel the need to ask someone if they still want you in their life because it always feels like they don’t care about you or that you are bothering them.
For anyone that is learning Japanese or knows Japanese, is there an easier way to learn kanji? I do not like the way the textbook my class uses teaches hiragana, katakana, and kanji. Basically they just want you to memorize stroke orders and copy each
I think I just have to go out and be who I am, and know that mistakes come with that too, and be ready to apologize if that happens. Or be ready to not apologize and say, “You know what? This is my life. This is the way I’m living it.”
whenever something knew comes into my life, I always seem to change. I either get motivated to quit doing something negative, or motivated to start something good. This usually happens after a few weeks of being ridiculously obsessed with something.
oneohtrixpointnever: i’ve never cracked my phone’s screen in my life can someone tell me what that level of personal failure feels like
Like I honestly don’t think I’m capable of being loved or committed to exactly how I want/deserve to be but it’s making me more comfortable to the thought of being alone for the rest of my life every single day
Is it just me or do people remember ex-friends and think, “Ahh, thank goodness I’m no longer friends with that cunt.”?
makethissound replied to your post: my brother is finally starting to put together my… I thought you said towels and was like, “Why do they need towels to put a tv stand together?” excuse YOU what tv stand DOESN’T NEED TOWELS GET OUT
Now please, kiss me. Or at least lie on top of me
I’ve never drawn Twilight before, or really any mlp fanart besides like 2 doodles ever. But she’s my absolute favorite and I wanted to draw her at least once in my life haha so have a positive Twilight to brighten your day ~ ♡hi-res♡
I reached the point in my life where people ask me if by ‘girlfriend’ do i mean a real person who is my girlfriend, or fictional characters that are girlfriends and who I am thinking about.
c0deinee: CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE INTO A SIMPLE APARTMENT WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND FALL ASLEEP AND WAKE UP NEXT TO THEM AND COOK DINNER WITH THEM AND HAVE RANDOM MIDNIGHT TRIPS FOR SNACKS AND STAY UP LATE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR WATCHING MOVIES AND BEING
mega-madridista-4-life: Upcoming Steven Universe episode titles for season 2!! Source: http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/video/steven-universe/episodes/season-2.html
I can’t tell whats funnier, That yal just find out that I’ve been a mother for 10 years or that I’m not a guy.
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