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“What… I was just thanking them both for dancing with me so well out on the dance floor tonight. It’s not like I was fucking them. Besides, hardly anyone even noticed… only like five or ten guys even stopped to watch…

chastepantyboy: Anonymous said:Can you do one with kate upton, chloe moretz, taylor swift or selena gomez? (Not all just one of them). Where they dress you like a girl and they are the man of the relationship now with chastity and strap on ?

thismissatomicbomb: I love how Harry just genuinely likes Luna. Not in a romantic way, but in a “I don’t know how or why but I get you and you get me and I’d be honored to call you a friend and if anyone messes with you I’ll wallop them” kind

bothsidesaretails: rorykenneigh: ripdash: sharkyyfurry: evesongshadow: Just did this cause I like getting messeges from people, dirty or not. send them~ sure why not Meh, sure I rarely get any other kinds of messages lol >< i’m game

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

stable86: 3 bread seaweed mous this is adorableand also i just want everyone to know that when i said i use three slices of bread for a sandwich i dont mean that i just get three slices of bread and eat them like that im not a fucking animal i just

listen palsI just want to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR that I have no affiliation with and tweeters that use my characters like this, so please don’t get scammed into them or anything okayI had one person who thought they bought one of my characters once,

This has happened so many times. Conversations like this: Me: I want a boob job. Literally anyone: you’re fine the way you are! I love your boobs! Me: oh well actually it’s not just that I want them to be bigger. Maybe a cup size or two, but

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

omoghouls: Tbh the idea of a ghoul wetting themselves through their uniform while seated on the toilet is neat? like, they made it! They were to close but their bladder was just not able to wait for them to pull down or unzip so they just sit, feeling

the-miss-jennifer: It is not like I really hate all males, it is just that find them more tolerable when they are licking or kissing my feet.

fumbledeegrumble: melancholyprince: how about y’all just not make fun of people for their harmless interests whether they’re a kid or an adult lmao i mean i guess those “protect kids and let them like ~cringey~ stuff” posts are fine in theory

little-red-riding-cock: somewherinneverland: rainashizas: meloetta: stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much! stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer

imtheotterlope: I’m a big hippie for this, but I love when you can smell a person’s natural smell. Not like BO or anything, just the way they smell without deodorant or body wash to make them smell like they aren’t human.

sterndaddy: saythankyoumaster: Who makes you wet yourself like I do? When you’re not greeted or talked to like a human being. When he just pulls your tits out, mauls them, and then bends you over and fucks you before zipping up and continuing on

xtheltcolonelx: “The Colonel and His Angel”Just felt like doin’ something a bit more soft-ish. Got a lot of hardcore-ish stuff coming today or tomorrow so I figured why not. There’s a few minor things I missed in them but I didn’t think they

allegoricalrose:#Look at the way he checks her reaction first #before he answers #like #lemme just see what she thinks before I say yes or no #oh #she’s shaking her head#ummm #no totally not a sexual relationship #not at all #I totally haven’t been

kosherqueer:33v0:33v0:what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs toolook at this shit They radiate peacethis is so good and pure…is this real, or just

I think the reason why I hate my job a lot of the time is the fact that I get misgendered/grouped with women and I just want to say “Plz don’t group me with these cis people I’m not cis oh welp you’re gonna do it anyway.”

ok I’m feeling good for what may only be an hour or two but HEY. I’ll take some prompts. I’d prefer to write some Eren/Armin related prompts, but I’m not opposed to taking on other ships in SNK. You can check out my writing tag

I try to be helpful but I worry that I come off as condescending or rude even though I’m not trying to be. I worry a lot that people are like “oh its this jerk again” when I tell them things or recite facts. I don’t know, people

thunderupton: can we please stop complimenting people by comparing them to ourselves? “you’re so good looking and I’m just over here like a potato” no. stop. a compliment is supposed to make someone feel good, not make two people feel bad or

dance-like-a-tree: WHAT IF STEVEN CAME INTO THE ROOM HALLOWEEN DAY WITH LIKE FAKE BLOOD ALL OVER HIM AND ONE OF THOSE FAKE AXES IN HIS BACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HE’S LIKE “GUYS LOOK” AND PEARL LOOKS OVER AND JUST HAS A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK

shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: You could probably block them? I probably could, but it doesn’t really bother me. I just think its funny that its just this one particular porn bot that keeps liking my posts

tall = taller than me short = shorter than me That’s how I use these terms. I don’t really have an objective concept of sizes, its just all how things are in relation to me (or sometimes whatever the other point of reference is - e.g. this

I watched the first two chapters of Over the Garden Wall with my mom and little sister and they both really liked it. Which was kind of surprising ‘cause my mom doesn’t usually like cartoonsThey’re gonna love the rest

mad-maddie: Man everyone has been so happy about E3 lately it’s really hard to not be happy and happy for others even if you don’t like every game everyone else is excited for or can’t play them. It’s just. It’s just refreshing. It feels really

my dogs sometimes run interference for each other. Like, one will distract me while the other one does something they know they’re not supposed to be doing. So, like, if one of them comes up to me randomly and tries to block my way or sit on me and

ankh-niggas-anonymous: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4ge8lt/serious_police_of_reddit_who_was_the_worst/d2h3370 TW: Rape, child abuse, not safe for life. Like it’s funny to laugh at how dumb hoteps are or just give them a free pass or

daylightring: I know you look at me and you just see another dead girl. I’m not Michonne, I’m not Carol, I’m not Maggie. I’ve survived and you don’t get it because I’m not like you or them…

bansheellydia: “ I know you look at me and you just see another dead girl. I’m not Michonne. I’m not Carol. I’m not Maggie. I’ve survived and you don’t get it ‘cause I’m not like you or them. But I made it and you don’t get to treat

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

coagulates: the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality

lilithlilin:i use my tags as like….a secret whisper space….like…..idk how many of u actually read them but i know not all of u do obviously so it’s like the BONUS FACTS part of the book or something. the special fan club secrets. U Know Me A Little

prideoverpain: There’s no fucking “friendzone”, either they’re interested in dating you or they or not. Totally true. If you really do like someone, and not just lust after them, then being friends even though that other person doesn’t

As a broke college student, if anyone knows any simple dinner or lunch or even breakfast recipes/things to eat, send them my way! I keep looking for new things and new meal plan type things, but everything I find is super complicated. Whatever I can throw

queen-of-love-and-beauty: Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills

cornsnoot:for 2022 i think more people should make fursonas. like even if ur not a furry. do u know what the coolest shit in the world is? just being like “what if i were a weird fish character” or something and then designing them. do u know what

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

jackwynand: it’s so weirdly common to be rude to people who need subtitles or want subtitles as if it’s some kind of nuisance to have subtitles, but honestly? normalize having subtitles on everything. overall it can help people with language barriers

Sometimes I wish I actually liked someone .. Just so I could spend my mornings with them, or just the late night calls .. Getting to know one another completely .. But I am not easily attracted to people ..

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

supjerbear: My favourite thing is when someone says, “I think about you a lot,” or “I had a dream about you,” or “I was just about to text you,” or something because the fact that I occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything

obas-thoughts:Does anyone else ever feel like life just isn’t for them? Not in a suicidal sense, but in the same way skateboarding isn’t for everyone.Cause man. This is just not for me y'all 😂😂 I don’t want to kill myself or anything

420calum: it’s not even about being a fan anymore like i genuinely wish i knew them i wish i had their numbers in my phone and could just casually call them up and ask to hang out or occasionally text them

cute-sexygifs: fcukingcute: bothsidesaretails: rorykenneigh: ripdash: sharkyyfurry: evesongshadow: Just did this cause I like getting messeges from people, dirty or not. send them~ sure why not Meh, sure I rarely get any other kinds of messages

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

how can a writer…hate his own characters…like well if you’re not feeling them THEN FIX IT ??? if there were things i didn’t like about my OCs or things that just didnt sit well with me i’d try to rewrite them, cause even

i just got an extremely rude ask about my weight but i got no time for that noise, especially not from an anon hahaha

kokainekate: ya-mamabitchh: kokainekate: meow If I ever got implants I would want them to look JUST like these. not sure if you think I have implants or just nice boobs…

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

edating: a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like i genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%

Oof I just realized that EVERY person Arya put in her list of names has died in some way or another regardless of if she has taken them off it or not

Move into kiss those sugar sweet lips, Baby looks just like love -Dave Matthews 💋 • Leigh • • They/Them • ignore my messy af room, hair brush, and straightener DO NOT REPOST OR REMOVE CAPTION, Appreciate it if you didn’t or get blocked!

ohh my goddd watching a video of a doctor lady removing harmless cysts of various sizes from people and half of me is like COOL but the other half of me is like I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO GAG OR NOT ???

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