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justjasper: Hyung86 made Ursula brown in their Disney University art project, and of course “i’m not racist but accuracy or something” types came out in droves. Bear in mind Ursula is a purple half-octopus woman living in a tropical location
That says a lot of our attention span. The question is… Sucking while texting or Texting while Sucking? I doubt she’s doing well on either!
reginageorqee: Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam.
“Today in class the teacher asked the question, ‘Is it better to have loved and lost, or to never have loved at all?’ I said, ‘to have loved and lost’ and you said, ‘to have never loved at all.’ I looked at you and you looked at me,
Agree or disagree?
maryvitae: This is a band called Dirty Green Vinyl, and they are FUCKING awesome so you better check them out, they are not very famous yet but believe me they will be! If you are into stuff like The Libertines, Palma Violets or Arctic Monkeys you better
gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
I know a lot of people liked this story, but it doesn’t belong on the Magical Creatures newsblog. A post explaining why may or may not be coming soon.
thesleepypencil:I wanted to draw a comic about a fish mom in an office then realized i don’t know anything about offices or fishes
crisisbeat: THANK YOU EVERYONE FREE Sexy 3D girls CALENDAR Thanks for following me on Patreon, on Tumblr, Deviantart or Hentaifoundry! This year has been awesome and i want to thank all of you for giving me the energy to get better drawing 2D and 3D sexy
ximjustinlovex: ximjustinlovex: I WAS IN CHURCH AND THE PREACHER DUDE ASKED PEOPLE WHAT ANIMAL THEY WOULD BE IF THEY WEREN’T HUMAN AND THIS ONE GIRL STOOD UP AND SAID “I WOULD WANT TO BE EITHER A WOLF OR A MERMAID BECAUSE THEY BOTH LURE MEN IN WITH
Am I Your Trick or Treat?
bootyhontas: MAKE ME CHOOSE: ∟» southerntinkerbelle asked: Neverland fairies or Neverland mermaids?
basedqueer: fullten: Theres an artist(s) who are popular on black tumblr, I’m sure you’ve seen the drawings of topless slave women, even though enslaved women looked usually like this, or topless mermaids with black men surrounding her drooling(she
dori007: I got extensions :). I feel like a princess or a mermaid. Plus, I had the added bonus of finding my cashmere teddy bear. Today was a good day :). you look beautiful ! i love it !
recoverysoundsfun: laura-the: leepace: boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead Or be mermaids:) Imagine how cool both would be?!
I was so proud of myself that day for not messing up my lips or anything on my face 😂
Please do not repost or remove the caption.Commissions are open!
missda1sy: pskrizia: if you didn’t know already, forever 21 sells these pretties. gonna head back to the mall to get me one :D ** edit: added beuty&thebeast (i didn’t see the goofy or minnies at my local f21 tho. booo) WANNNNTTTTT ommmg.
cherubesque: a mermaid in her tubmy instagram | my porn
endlesslydead: avvkwardlyhot: Why am I reblogging a picture of a capybara in a jacuzzi tub what is happening to my life is no one going to comment on the frickin duck on the ledge? or the cottage cheese? what even is this picture?
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
heart-out-healy: favorite picture I took of matty in Jacksonville // 5.19.14 (my photo please don’t remove text or credit)
tylerselfieface: huffingtonpost: Disney could learn a thing or two from this ‘Ariel’ model who uses a wheelchair. Watch the full story here. She. Is. So. Beautiful. OMHGGGGGGGGVFCDERYDRTYJ
@shadowpico(twitter) asked: Tour bus or airplane?
faultinourfantasies: Knight in shining armour or what
smellslikexocolate: or +
fffcuk: never like a boy you’ll end up either hating them or hating yourself
50shadezofcarter: I text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later there is no in between
starmystic: querkzia: sassaei: yoho-tea: freckle-kid: refreshhhh: nzafro: I only started painting this year, learning a lot about texture and tone! Holy shit. I thought these were real lips! They look like Scarlett Johansen’s lips. Or is that
thevirginityslayer: edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked
cleffairie: i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re
humansofnewyork: “I found a girl’s phone number in his pocket one night when he came home late from work. I thought: ‘I can leave, or I can resolve myself to it.’ I had young children at the time, and no income, and no family to fall back on,
dirtytaylorswift: not lonely or looking and shaking off the boys, because she’s got Karlie <3
vault11overseer: power-of-allies49: pleatedjeans: via Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came
lonely-again: Gravity - Sara Bareilles Something always brings me back to you. It never takes too long. No matter what I say or do, I still feel you here until the moment I’m gone. You hold me without touch and keep me without chains. I never wanted
imsoshive: me: what’s for dinner? her: *spreads her legs* me: so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
internetcrisis: You don’t have to be more attractive. You don’t have to be attractive at all. You don’t have to attract anyone or anything. You are not a magnet, damn it. You can make anyone love you (trust me) but you don’t need to make anyone
Can’t sleep. Can’t eat. Can’t move except for to puke or to try to force myself to catch my breath
niadil: Just remember thoughts are just thought, emotions are just emotion. Things are just happening. There is no meaning in them at first, but you are always unconsciously or consciously giving some meaning to them. The way of accepting things is what
nitechanges: me on a date: so are you a cat or dog person him: cat definitely! me: *throws breadsticks in my purse* I have to go something came up
Compliments like “eloquent” or “intense” are so much better than smart and pretty
lustilia: “Is it desire? or is it love that I’m feeling for you,cause your love only gets me abused.”
Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored or deleted.
scruffytheblog: littlekitsunes: #I DON’T KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS THE MOST #THAT TAYLOR CAN SING RENT OFF THE TOP OF HER HEAD #THAT ADAM IS EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT BY RENT #OR THAT TAYLOR IS LITERALLY RENDERING GROWN MEN HELPLESS IN A FETAL POSITION
fuhrerkingsadley: if she starts to use your slang or speak like you you know you got her
fygirlcrush: And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this because it makes me sound like a girl who wants to go to brunch and I really don’t wanna go to brunch and I don’t want you to sit on the couch while I shop or, like, even meet my friends.
littlekitsunes: #I DON’T KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS THE MOST #THAT TAYLOR CAN SING RENT OFF THE TOP OF HER HEAD #THAT ADAM IS EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT BY RENT #OR THAT TAYLOR IS LITERALLY RENDERING GROWN MEN HELPLESS IN A FETAL POSITION ON THE GROUND #AND
lordoftheinternet: some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet
The garbage truck has been outside for 12 minutes is he waiting on me or something?
thejinglegatsby: moosekingofhell: and we all feel a simultaneous punch to the gut. but!!!!! this is so important!!!! this is such a potent metaphor for how much bad things are glamorized in our society like eating disorders or self harm and so you
just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.
jkellemn0p:I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
Yeah that. Or destruction and heart break
learning2swim:I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs
not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.
jaclcfrost: idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is
sunsteel: it’s so annoying how LGBT people, women and/or POC can’t be protagonists without geeks calling it “politically correct” or something. that’s how they see us, we’re only allowed to be secondary characters in any media otherwise it’s
reynbow-erso-skywalker: So can we like…start normalizing the idea that not everyone dates or has their first boyfriend/girlfriend in junior high or high school? There are plenty of people who go into college with little to no dating experience. There
