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beautifulslit: sexy-naked-women: Why I like girlie bits better than boy bits. Ours are beautiful. Theirs are that “last chicken in the shop†look. ~LadyLicker~(via art-or-porn)(via art-or-porn)
gookfucktoys: ”Welcome onboard Singapore Airlines sir, I’ll be your flight service for today. Chicken or fish? Blowjob or titjob? Facial or swallow?” Thanks for the submission
BUTTS I’M sorry i choose butts chicken-in-a-basket: draw more bebop!sherlocks or OR or draw a butt your choice
healthier-habits: Healthy Chicken Parmesan Wraps: 1 cooked chicken breast, cut into strips ¼ cup marinara or spaghetti sauce 1/8 cup shredded mozzarella cheese 1/8 cup parmesan cheese 1/8 tsp Italian spice blend 1 large low carb or whole grain
terracottainn: By now everyone has heard that Jennifer Aniston chickened out and did not shoot a topless scene for the movie Wanderlust. Or if she did, she wouldn’t allow it to be aired. Personally, I don’t care whether she went topless or not in
chunkolate-chip: Kasha varnishkes or kasha varnishkas is a traditional Jewish dish that combines kasha (buckwheat groats) with noodles, typically withFarfalle and usually flavored with fried onions and chicken or beef stock.[1] For Connie.
tiewtiewtiew: Is she a chicken or fuck buddy??? Or ex gf maybe.
how-to-be-a-healthy-bitch: QUICK GROCERY GUIDE: Lean animal protein sources, including but not limited to: Most turkey and chicken in general (especially if it is skinless), turkey and chicken breasts, ground turkey, chicken, beef or pork and virtually
pandas-and-squirrels: taorinkashikiku: sweet-bitsy: I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing C'est
tigerator: heterolinis: you cant Advertise Homosexuality to kids by having same-sex kisses on tv!!! they’re much too young for that!!! heterolinis: *offering a 7 year old boy chicken* leg or breast? are you a leg man or a breast man? Its almost like
jam-ez101: tredlocity: “beef” means feud “chicken” means coward when someone asks “beef or chicken” it could be interpreted as someone asking you “wanna fight, or are you a coward?” I finally understand the joke now Thanks I just
tredlocity: “beef” means feud“chicken” means cowardwhen someone asks “beef or chicken” it could be interpreted as someone asking you “wanna fight, or are you a coward?”I finally understand the joke now
kotilae: claroquequiza: Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam
archiemcphee: Check out the awesomely long tails on these roosters! These regal specimens are Onagadori or “Long-tailed” chickens. They’re a breed of chicken from the Kōchi Prefecture of Japan who evolved from common domestic chickens who mated
justfoodsingeneral: Soy Sauce Chicken 酱油鸡“Soy Sauce Chicken or “See Yao Gai” is a quintessential Cantonese favorite, found hanging under heat lamps in many Chinatown restaurant windows. You’ll find it near the poached chickens, roast ducks,
the kentucky fried chicken in kentucky better be fucking amazing or im going to burn the building to the ground. the colonel better go above and fucking beyond in state or im going to be hellafied disappointed
gramgroomps: goatygoatyeah replied to your post: fiztheancient replied to your post: … they have like chicken bites or something now, theyre not terrible but theyre basically like 70% breading so like mcdonnalds popcorn chicken they had for a
nopony-ask-mclovin: thegamercolt: Gamer and Aha go out for sone KFC….and they fine an Odd looking Chicken in a box, But its KFC after all so it should be ok /its Johens b-day pic :Þ bit late but thats ok/ McLovin: that’s a very big chicken. or
mactruck351: onaniaorg: MASTURBATOR LIFE: “I guess it’s one of those chicken-or-egg things. Are you a masturbator because you can’t maintain an erection? Or do you lose your erection because you are a masturbator?” or he’s just a baby dick.
fulminata2:froody:froody:Sea salt, garlic, rosemary and black pepper banish evil. They also season chicken. Or perhaps it is the evil in the chicken we must defeat?This is why chicken soup is one of the most powerful potions you can make.
pizza: amoying: amoying: SHOULD I HAVE CHICKEN NUGGETS OR MINI PIZZA FOR DINNER OR REGULAR SIZED PIZZA????? i am the future it was you
miss-nerdgasmz: aquarian-sunchild: To the person who has recently earned a Silkie chicken (aka “fluffy chicken”) because of Tumblr: Did you know that with some food coloring or Easter egg dye, a sponge and a whole lot of patience, you can do this
sweet-bitsy: I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing
fieldnotesfromtheunderworld: revolutionaryshoe: zooophagous: coloricioso: shadows-takes-all: I have read (and see) something about Hades and Persephone having chickens in the underworld, but this is really a fact or is something invent? Chickens were
just-shower-thoughts: In the question “What came first the chicken or the egg?” the obvious correct answer is the egg because there were dinosaur eggs way before there were chickens.
captain-of-the-anime-corps: anti-christ: and here is the fearsome S-class ninja Uchiha Itachi running after a chicken Or is the chicken chasing him
notenoughtosurvive: vines-or-worms:notenoughtosurvive:Heart shaped pizza and dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets have nothing on me. #dinosaur #pizza Uuhhmmm this is a dinosaur pizza and I see no nuggets. That’s the point. Dinosaur Shaped chicken nuggets
wolvesandtools: gregwuzhere: ooohnyo: nasty-mf: tarynel: mainmanblackdynamite: Shrimp Ribs. Nah, the steak Steak or shrimp doesnt matter I haven’t had any fried food in months now, so the chicken can go. Did this mother fucker just say chicken
chokesngags: Single | not single Idk. When im pissed or on my period that bottle of jack and plate of chicken made me a lot happier. But that just me i now replace chicken with steak bc of an allergy and anemia.
the-sexy-chicken: the-sexy-chicken: Really big lollipop… or is it? Either way I’m getting it and most likely shoving it up my ass… I’m thinking this should be my celebration when I hit 500 followers. Who wants to see a video of some chick shoving
lace: Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order! Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees? Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please Me: no
thebuttkingpost: tredlocity: “beef” means feud “chicken” means coward when someone asks “beef or chicken” it could be interpreted as someone asking you “wanna fight, or are you a coward?” I finally understand the joke now
fatbodypolitics: sugaredvenom: thenowhereprince: awwww-cute: wait did anyone else think those were all pieces of fried chicken or was that just me Omg chicken dogs I felt so bad because I saw them earlier and thought they were fried chicken too.
pandas-and-squirrels:taorinkashikiku: sweet-bitsy: I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing C'est
rapemelikeafaggot: straightnakedthugs:It’s called “Gay Chicken” and it’s a game we play at StraightNakedThugs. The contest is between two or more straight guys to see how far they will go before one “Chickens Out!”In this match up, Cooper
revolutionaryshoe: zooophagous: coloricioso: shadows-takes-all: I have read (and see) something about Hades and Persephone having chickens in the underworld, but this is really a fact or is something invent? Chickens were indeed sacred to Hades and
taint3ed: precumming: thenowhereprince: awwww-cute: wait did anyone else think those were all pieces of fried chicken or was that just me I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO REBLOG THIS AND SAY I THOUGHT THESE WERE CHICKEN FINGERS OH SHIT I THOUGHT
foodffs: Always a favorite this cheesy mouthwatering good Buffalo Chicken Dip is made super easy in either the stove or the crock pot. Adjust the amount of hot sauce to your liking. https://www.smalltownwoman.com/buffalo-chicken-dip/
taorinkashikiku: sweet-bitsy: I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing C'est les swimming poules
aquarian-sunchild: To the person who has recently earned a Silkie chicken (aka “fluffy chicken”) because of Tumblr: Did you know that with some food coloring or Easter egg dye, a sponge and a whole lot of patience, you can do this with your new chicken?
q-pixel: Finally finished my submission for Aim For The Stars’ SPACEEGGS CHALLENGE! Which came first? The chicken or the egg? … It was the egg. Things were laying eggs long before chickens. Entry 30Thanks for submitting!
I smell chicken. There are no chickens in my immediate vicinity. Scientific conclusion: chickens are not circumscribed by time or space. They inhabit a fourth “fluid-like” dimension… personal conclusion: i do not trust chickens.
crisnait: just-shower-thoughts: Why do people call canned tuna “Tuna Fish”… You don’t go around saying tomato vegetable… or or steak cow.. Ever since jessica simpson questioned whether chicken of the sea was chicken or fish
prettygirlfood: Grilled Chicken Caprese Pasta Ingredients:2 medium chicken breast halves, grilled and diced into strips*9 oz Rigatoni or Penne pasta2 cups fire roasted tomato pasta sauce (I used Classico)½ cup heavy cream1/3 cup finely grated
cookingwithroxy replied to your post: man just give me a bowl of pasta and s… what kind of sauces do you like with your pasta? i love the plain ol spaghetti and meatballs or a parmesan chicken with spaghetti, but also love chicken & mushroom
prettygirlfood: Sweet and Sour Chicken Ingredients For the chicken: 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts salt + pepper 1 cup cornstarch 2 eggs ¼ cup canola or vegetable oil For the sauce: ¾ cup sugar 4 tablespoons ketchup ½ cup white vinegar
fhabhotdamncobs: brodeomedude: Chicken or go? Go. *moves hand up leg. Chicken or go? W♂♂F (WARNING! No “Pretty Boys” here.)