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“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“You can be right on my bins. And I don’t mean the ones outside.” Submitted by xxardxx.
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.â€
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“So, you think my mouth looks too small without lipstick? I can think of one way to change your mind about that.â€
“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that you’re excessively skilled for one.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how you taste.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
The best of Warstan pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: #That’s one hell of a pick up line
eliceva:horanforirwin:I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world
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a line play avatar commission would be like this. commissions themselves would likely look at bit better than this because this was rushed somewhat. would Ű for a colored one and Ů for line art sound fair?
horanforirwin: I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay
aaaaaugh, my monitor is dying. First there was one line of dead pixels at the bottom, which was annoying but not too bad. Then a couple days ago another line appeared and nothing fixed it and today there’s a third line D: I hope it can last long
we-are-not-the-losechesters:sabertoothwalrus: I can’t get over the line delivery in these
horanforirwin:I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay
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letscoexisttogether: horanforirwin:I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the
eliceva: horanforirwin:I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world
sweetestel: Is this officially the fandom’s motto yet? Whenever they say one situation can’t be solved, one friendship can’t be fixed, one battle can’t be won, one character can’t come back to life, we’ll be there, with one line. Don’t
nirvananews: “Obviously there are a few lines in certain songs which allude to what I’ve been through, but that’s my fault. A person can read an entire set of lyrics to one song and find the one line that might have something to do with my
meowchemicalromanceisnotonfire: explodingcolor: that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively I quote this line all the time. In my head. To the majority of people I meet.
psst do you guys know some HS pick up lines? 8’) like those really bad lines from tumblr valentines lmao I actually need them to make valentines
