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Drops the sonic and grabs a gun? Shit just got real, best get out the way.
On the way to martial arts class; me and my mother were first behind a truck with a confederate flag bumper sticker, then we passed a truck COVERED in bumper stickers about going to hell (I’m surprised I didn’t see a homophobic one but I didn&
shit.
wheelbreaks-thebutterfly: otp: *stands next to each other* me: holy shit
Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb ass. I got 14 people to like mine you have yourself. It’s on like donkey kong!”
avengette: if you claim to have gone through the naruto phase without having a crush on at least one akatsuki member than you are a fucking liar
deepshowerthoughts: NASA are actually aliens stuck on Earth figuring out how get home using primitive technology
lindsaybottos: some new stuff I’m working on, I get tons of anonymous messages like this every day and while this isn’t unique to women, the content of the messages and the frequency in which I get them are definitely related to my gender. I almost
bulletbakas: Up Next on Hoarders: Some Guy’s Steam Library
Too much time on the interwebs.
carlospalmer: tall—dwarf22: No but Female spies having short hair of varying lengths because long hair is inconvenient for spy work Female spies wearing flat shoes or cool as hell boots when on missions because heels are troublesome Female spies wearing
ponyprincessesforjustice: disneyvillainsforjustice: toenail-fister: attack-on-stupid: sapient-wartortle: summahare: Next time someone says “rape culture doesn’t exist” and “there’s no such thing as female oppression” just show them this.
religiousmom: Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind
teamladsximpala: arthurkirklandofficial: kyriankreep: mollyiscoolokay: The year is 3000, my great great great grand daughter isn’t fine at all and freddos are £4 each #the dfs sale is still on though i dont know whats happening in this post
fstw: reallylameblog: I just encountered a grown man on heelys And you don’t say hi to me? You so fake…
meanplastic: psyducked: one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh: communismkills: Just watched a girl in a hijab spend like ten minutes putting on make up and making her clothes tighter before leaving the bathroom. She also put in her nose piercing. Weird that u would watch someone in a bathroom
shrineart: quietzombiegirl: everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and
neptunain: sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested
transmisogynykills: “Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders” We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher
hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
socialjusticeprincesses: fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor: cuadradonegro: obscurewings: I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience,
captainarlert: celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just
quasi-normalcy: herotterness: jaclcfrost: in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance
officialunitedstates: when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo
penicillium-pusher: “If you can’t afford birth control pills, just don’t have sex!” *deep inhale* The birth control pill has many uses other than simple birth control (I know, the name is misleading). Most people who go on the pill do
jakeenglish: jakeenglish: My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
ancient-egypts-secrets: The Hall of Columns, Karnak Watercolour on paper By Richard Phene Spiers (1838-1916)
cyanblur: i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
comedycentral: Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
amischiefofmice: missusalmighty: pantheris: rattlecat: rikkipoynter: digg: this tip tho!!!!!!!! I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to. I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o I wish I’d
askinsanetails: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like
the-togami-conglomerate: what if togami is actually really terrible at violin but no one wants to tell him so he just goes on with life thinking he’s a genius violinist
rinriemie: Practicing different face angles/emotions~ Ren’s hair was so difficult to draw >_< you can see exactly where I gave up on his hair
god-speeder: i couldn’t get out of my room and the only thing on tv was iron chef
on a date with the shimadas B)
aristen: …:/ college. boo. but it’s all good, i’ll see you guys on vacations and stuff. maaaaayn. it’s a good thing most of you guys are in Cali still. good luck!
On AAVE
melanatedlymotivated: afrolistafeminista: curlybynature-nappybychoice: coalgxld: blackfashion: quentishaa: pope-godinez: This was not planned at all The nigga with the Arizona on his desk is me af they nice af with it They really cutting up
On Asian "accents"
On the news today, a 12 year old white girl tries to poison her mom for taking her iPhone and a little white boy tries to shoot his dad over orange juice.
on-fleeque: 17mul: houstontexascountrymuffin: prettyboyshyflizzy: lemme see a white person in this shirt might just pull out handcuffs and make a citizens arrest. Him: “wait why am i being arrested” Me: “you’re black now i dont need a reason”
On ‘Happy Slaves’ and the ‘Good German’, or Here We Are Again
On everything I hate this. Clean your car! I don’t want to be stuck behind you while a blizzard is flying from your roof.
on model minorities & the appropriation of black struggle
On a Grand Prix tho…
bitchthtsalysantana: plantbasedpapi: pussylightlytoasted: bergamotandrose: melaninmedicine: theardo: DRAKE FT. 21 SAVAGE X SNEAKIN Yo this was deadass shot with an iPhone Hard pass on the boney girl trying to twerk though. Put the camera back
wassup-bihh: christopherokamoto: angryfey: reverseracism: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I need this on a tshirt so that I can piss people off Hey, if you also wanna see my white feminist version from a couple years ago: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
sobeitjay2: yellowjuice: sobeitjay2: rob-walks: sobeitjay2: rob-walks: sobeitjay2: That lump on cardi b face crazy she fought Rah Ali. she wild for that lmao. She sound like she give lumps this is her bro Yeah she look like she choke slam
marsincharge: This nigga THIRSTY on main. I’m crine.
SHIT MACHINE LIVES(Albeit censored)
ON 9-DAY VACATION
hypnoplasmids:*draws a character facing ¾ right on a blank white background* oh thank god. i’m good at art again
borderlineotaku: fragmentedquailsoul: spade-of-clovers: I know everyone is saying that Armin will probably grow up to look like this guy But what if he grows up to look like Howl? to Come on, it’s a possible option. *nosebleed* it’s either
Feeling slightly better todayLess like shit and more like me.
On the Runway - Zuhair Murad | Fall Winter 2013
[Shit that Grandma likes]
That awkward moment when a black guy hits me up on A4A, and his profile says "NO WHITES WHATSOEVER"
taylisonswft: joshpeck: Taylor swift’s album has been out for nearly 3 months and it’s still number 1 on iTunes
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