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daddy-perfection: whatsondaddysmind: That new girlfriend my cupcake brought home just looked so innocent…untill I showed her how she made me feel Oh god little girl, I love your pretty polka dots. My baby girl was so sweet to invite you over.
ahappyhousewife: a1ucardd: hellsings-vampire-king: chocolate-sideburns-of-love: naughty-chekov: i’m sorry for my entire life It’s the last panel that really makes this post. Wow, I think I split my sides im dying God I hate this movie!! But
kink-muffin: tailsnportholes: Softly glowing opal, I’ll get glow pics tomorrow! (It’s raining.) Available!!! https://www.etsy.com/listing/246981245/the-male-neried-glowing-opal That is the prettiest dildo I have ever set my eyes on. Opal!
pizzaotter: THE 3RD GUY OH MY GOD
ecto1magines: frankedcastle: HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter) Bonus:
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU!
My God. The artwork is absolutely INSANE this chapter. Sasuga Isayama (And assistants). Seriously. They even had less days this month to complete it all!
filopenis: so i was on the bus and this sweet old lady was chatting with me and then her dentures fell out onto my lap.
ON MY GOD IT'S SO BIG
mcdonaldsguy: this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened. Slurp on my ‘gurt. Cause you know its purp. Put me in the dirt. Put me in a shirt.
Wow flashback to when my ex friend made fun of my hand gestures and it made me resort to sitting on my hands when talking to her.
owlystuffs: asexual-jirachi: bagged-a-bazooka: the-doritos-pope: I love the original video for this (“Never illegally download”)The volume levels on it are so borked there’s a guy shouting and it’s literally discernibleart. Holy shit you’re
sylphofshield: sylphofshield: sylphofshield: sylphofshield: sylphofshield: I SENT THIS TO MY CRUSH ON FB WITH NO CONTEXT LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS ABORT MISSION THEY SAW IT ABORT ABORT guys im so fucking nervous they havent replied and they’ve seen
god-of-debauchery: In case you guys want to talk after I wake up or if you want to request through here. Just a reminder that I have lost my internet so I’m doing everything on my phone, so if you want to rp or talk or request anything, message
god-of-debauchery: This is all on my phone and I feel like uploading some of it again. So, which folders do you want to see? Send me some requests. That tumblr folder is a lot more full now.
the-bark-is-worse: This Spoof on Titan episode is absolutely adorable with sleepless Erwin and Eruhans.
OH MY GOD
handsomedorothy: kindergartencop: dal-eks: pepsie: zeurel: oooooonnnnnnnnnlllllllyyyyyyyyyy ooooooooooonnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! what the fuck is going on in adventure time anymore oh my god Reasons
ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: Fantasia is on Netflix pass it on I’ve literally never watched this in like 19 years what the fuck this is terrifying well this explains why i’ve been terrified of lava since childhood
kxttensplaypen:i don’t think i got around to uploading these after my tail arrived, but here they are! an 18" cream fox tail, black glass plug, and a mint pin on bow, all thanks to the lovely ladies at kittensplaypenshop! it’s so soft and fluffy
on my sexuality and religion
weavemama: They pulled an “all lives matter” on the fucking Holocaust……
snowboxes: bird-strider: for my english class we had to make movie trailers for lord of the flies. i got my boyfriend to help me whip up this piece of shit and i got a hundred on it. i was the only one in my class who got a hundred @markerpolitics
phoneticmeow: britney2007spears: fun on the right, business on the left I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
pyropi: glamourweaver: galasdian: sjavftusifuj: GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT this is really bizarre I will donate money to get this aired on TV I watch this daily.
amerikagome: my cousin just shared this on facebook… what the fuck my favorite comment in the thread was: “im gonna become a full fledged demon ill tell you hwat”
my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)
legendofthesevenstars: pearlmemethyst: pyonkotchi: my fave neoboard posts “go weave a basket” “dont lie to me on these neopets” “i feel God in this neoboard tonight” “grow up this is neopets” “i am report EVERYBODY so you best behavior
creepyfantasies: unisexbathrobe: creepyfantasies: So I bought a pack of google eyes. Well, somebody gives a rat’s ass about humour The only good comment on my post omg
leftnipsdoodles: everyone’s so excited about ana that there’s 2 to 4 anas on my team every match i feel pampered lmao
Things That Happened On My First Day At Target
dilfosaur: don’t give hanzo a gun (confession this is based on my own experience, be wary of combining bullet shells and open shirts kids)
dragon-hoard: I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me it asks “what is a human?” and in my dream my first
lornacrowley: lornacrowley: i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
official-yang-xiao-long: I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER
on today's episode of support black artists:
scarletthedork: Oh my god Scarlet actually finished a drawing, no way?????? By the time I was done with this, I realized there’s several different versions that I liked on their own just because each one makes me feel a different way even though some
jaxblade: pearl-likes-pi: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIG I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Holy fuck YES <3 YES GOD YES :D There are some roleplays that just have a certain effect on me, that just spark the ‘OH GOD FUCK ME NOW’ reaction in my brain and get me feeling like I am literally in heat… Being all
poke-problems: you know whats funny?? not “let me show u mi pokemanz!!!” or “gurl lemme squirtle on ur jiggliepuffz lol”
tmi but I’ve been on my period for 13 days because of nexplanon and I may soon die from blood loss goodbye world
with nothing on my tongue but hallelujah
cosmic-noir: derricknose: theafrocentrics: instagrarn: oh my god this spot on fam 😂 *dies*
jimmyhopper:MANNY MONTANA as Rio on Good Girls 3.05 “Au Jus”.
bornonthesavage:Imagine Jim is furious over Ed leaving Oluwande to die on that island, and decides they want to kill him. So they sneak into his room at night and creep up to where he’s slumped over the table, and they press their knife to his throat.
monica-geller: *sees a cute guy on public transport**makes brief accidental eye contact**goes home and listens to enchanted on repeat for 3 hours*
god we’re cute
tayshathefilmgeek: “i enjoy being indoors. i enjoy laying on couches, snacking, and reading (watching tv). summer sucks because it is the only season when, if i want to do this in the middle of a gorgeous day, people (my children) look at me like i’m
GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH TO FINISH THIS ESSAY
crystal-gems: miraculoustang: coincidence??????????/ I THINK NOT. Christ on a cracker AHHHHH OH MY GOD
God can say I’m wrong, but he’s singing along.
gapgems: pearl-likes-pi: Shooting Stars I have been working on this for a while cuz it kept getting requested.. hope you like it hope its a good time ,,, and you can watch it in HD on YouTube here! Okay but the editing is just outstanding holy shit
I studied my mother I digested her pain and vowed no woman on my path would have to walk the same.
dabestredur: crronusampora: i love this picture so much oh my god idek why but just?? its so funny omg???? look at velma????
