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“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me on fire.” Submitted by thefinalmix.
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“My left hat bobble isn’t the only thing I’d like to chew on.”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep them on me?”
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t the only thing I’ll let you in on.”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face… Perhaps you’d prefer him in between your thighs?â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that mean you’re looking for a boo?â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you to put on a napkin.â€
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock? I want to be on top of you.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to examine my body.â€
“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on purpose just to see you.â€
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send and delete a text on your phone.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
baroniansmythe: The First KissBy: BaronIanSmythe.tumblr.comWe had driven so far, me more than her. Months of chatting on-line and talking on the phone and a couple years of having known one another through a hobby on-line culminated into this… this
Gives everybody a CD for Christmas. All the songs on the CD are Blurred Lines.
