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motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: rick santorum is actually the most elaborate april fool’s joke ever conceived at the end of today at exactly midnight his skin will unzip and a gay black man in bondage gear is going to step out and yell APRIL FOOLS
justdiz: over-the-garden-greg: toastiel-221b: blame-it-on-sorcery: stark-black: frozenandfandoms: “What is shipping?” I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s
sushinfood: svzannebrown: all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy
boygeorgemichaelbluth: wehidebehindstars: onthesideoftheotters: bodysexgender: vexednature: tuxedoandex: modernvampiresofnewyork: What girls look for in guys brown eyes messy hair cute nose 4 paws golden retriever but a man looking for a certain
miyajimamizy: [Part 1/3] I’m working on part 3, might as well just upload these for now. The last one is after they got together. Background song ‘Your Man’ by Five for Fighting.
bimmykimmy: jeanmarco spider-man au needs to be more of a THINGG
simona-artista: All the DMMd stuff before the con! Who doesn’t love a little old man Koujaku and rapscallion Noiz?!
lasstiana: WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT NO MAN’S SKY??? This game is set to come out in 2015 for PC and PS4. Fans of Sci-Fi (Star Trek especially) you need to pay attention here!This game is FUCKING INFINITE. You drive your spaceship across the galaxy
tinycartridge: It’s an amiibo display in Animal Crossing: Happy Home Designer ⊟ My kids were just at Target with me, watching the Pac-man video on this amiibo display while we waited for a new phone activation, and now here’s the exact same damn
I CAPTION STUFF
dacrayzblaze1: oh-you-poor-sweet-thing: mirayama: what am I supposed to say when people ask me what’s Gintama about Gintama is about a man who has lost everything he loves, and whose dreams have shattered a long time ago but still tries to carry
kiki-kismet: i-eat-men-like-air: womptacular: i want quvenzhané wallis to host the golden globes and mispronounce the names of every single white man nominated Amen
guiltyhipster: thepigeongazette: I’m baaaaccccckkkkkkk more or less in one piece hoowah! Man, Pixar’s Inside Out looks brutal
thebrotherswinchester: man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic i was like “so what, do the characters go to
man undercover
loveniaimani: Man, listen…
What do you call a black man with no arms?
darcylewislaufeyson: “do you think he’s attractive?” the straight male is asked. against his better judgement, he says “yeah, i guess so.” suddenly, the police burst in. they seize the man, take away his certificate of heterosexuality, and
cooldudebro: do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
surprisebitch: and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie
howtobeafuckinglady: howtobeafuckinglady: i’ve been watching this on a loop for the past two hours help i’m going to reblog this every day until you all understand how great this man is sing me 2 sleep bb.
gorlsday: works-of-madness: gorlsday: i think paul mccartney starting a career this late in life is so brave of him This pains me…. why are u bitter that an elderly man is rising to stardom? be happy for him hes worked hard for this
moreweights: Little man is tired! Gnight marisaaprice
imdonegivingup: smittimjc: I refuse to blur this mans name, because this is beautiful THATS “OBESITY?”
queer-pasta: mindful-genius: mindful-genius Whenever I get sad, I remember that this man exists and I smile. misha collins looks like a crazy neighbor
antonioborelli: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
Omg man, I would love to have this all day.
Omg guise there’s a secretary here where I work that looks like Robert Downey Jr., just sayin
weedhitler: Hey man, check out my band “Sand”. We’re post rock
coutois: A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers.
vayena: at a pool party “hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool”“why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water”“aight take it easy man”
whitegirlsaintshit: allystruggles: Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed I hate yall
jonasnightingay: somebody please let this man retire
84emojis: boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back* me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt
prostrider: Do guys in a bromance get each other flowers ‘dude here I got you some broses’ 'oh man bro you read my mind I got you some daffodudes’
kool-aid-jammers: me: wyd her: playing with my pussy me internally: iight man, moment of truth, this is where legends are born, you can’t sound thirsty but you have to sound attracted to her actions, you got this. you fucking got this. me: haha me
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: leanansidthe: hoemama: wailtothethief: Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different
calamity-man: donutlikeu: michael jordan sets us straight Dammit, he had me goin
Pikachu Man
ciggawet: When a man’s jaw clenches so does my pussy wassup daddy
kardashy: this man fell for nine seconds
wayneradiotv: this man just posted a picture of himself in his review for a watch on amazon. the watch is nowhere to be seen
omg. this please?
queerasfuckyall:Transgender Magazine Recreates Naked Adam Levine PhotoTrans Man Aydian Dowling posing naked for FTM Magazine photo recreation.
boysyaoiboys: My very mature and manly bed.
model-aesthetic: prettyvillain: workoutlivelove:emilythouugh:dreamingafterdaybreak:e-l-e-n-a-t:Baby wakes up.I’m not crying you’re cryingwow i literally cant handle this aw man, i cant wait for this Oh my goshhhhh OMGGGGG CUTEST SHIT EVER
hotcheetoprincess: who’s mans is this
omg these refs didn’t care at all, when the fight started they just let the guys go at it but then the one guy was on the ground while the other was repeatedly punching him in the face so it had to be stopped
graveyardexplorers: sometimes i only shave one leg so i lie down it feels like i’m laying next to a man
mimi-memek0: Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
jetgreguar: man icarus was great
man i hate people on pokemon showdown, if you’re losing then they make fun of you and pm you to harass you about your loss, but if you DO win they also harass you cause they’re sore losers
triparto: peeing old man coming out the side of my neck
qou:i’m supposed to go out tonight but idk man
lyndis: breeeder: man im hilarious I hope you know what you’ve done
![miyajimamizy: [Part 1/3] I’m working on part 3, might as well just upload these for now. The last one is after they got together. Background song ‘Your Man’ by Five for Fighting.](https://40.media.tumblr.com/16cf4ad175ad9022c8f71cdfd5f394d8/tumblr_nmq4zrAKJz1srldvko1_250.png)
